1st timer, miata girl
05-03-2013 | 09:01 PM
#124
From my years at UF, I recall there being some particular strip joint in the Ocala-ish area which had billboards leading up to it for probably a hundred miles in either direction on I-75. The thing which I recall most is that they tended to advertize things like "Truckers Welcome!" and "Truck Parking!"
Now, I have nothing but respect for most of the OTR drivers I've met over the years, but seeing billboards like that conjures up a certain mental image...
Now, I have nothing but respect for most of the OTR drivers I've met over the years, but seeing billboards like that conjures up a certain mental image...
There was one woman that stood out from the rest of the dancers. We called her turkey beard. Think about it for a second, you will get the visual.
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05-04-2013 | 10:12 PM
#127
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From: Chicago. (The less-murder part.)
So, a bit during the "Lightning Fill In The Blank" round on this morning's "Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!" cracked me up.
(Background: comedic radio program on NPR about news trivia from the week gone by, presented in game-show format. Peter Segel is the host, Tom Bodett is one of the regular guest contestants.)
Listen: NPR Media Player
Read: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...ref=weird-news
(Background: comedic radio program on NPR about news trivia from the week gone by, presented in game-show format. Peter Segel is the host, Tom Bodett is one of the regular guest contestants.)
Peter Segel: A Florida Man was arrested for Sunday for calling 911 and ________?
Tom Bodett: Gosh... Uh, calling 911 and uh, reporting... himself, uh...
Segel: No, he called 911 and asked for Kool Aid, burgers and weed, and he did that 80 times.
Bodett: Oh. Coulda almost guessed that with the Florida thing.
(Audience laughs.)
Tom Bodett: Gosh... Uh, calling 911 and uh, reporting... himself, uh...
Segel: No, he called 911 and asked for Kool Aid, burgers and weed, and he did that 80 times.
Bodett: Oh. Coulda almost guessed that with the Florida thing.
(Audience laughs.)
Listen: NPR Media Player
Read: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...ref=weird-news
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