Trick question. There are no soldiers in the Marine Corps, only Marines.



Would you rather do A or B? And explain your reasoning.

 

I was just about to say that... and I'm not even a marine.


I pick A... it looks more phallic, thus appealing to my macho side.


Would you rather.... do the Gangnam style dance in a banana hammock in the middle of your more trafficked street in your city? And everyone knew who you were...


Or...
get caught moon walking away from the urinal while peeing like a boss... by your boss

 

Get caught moon **** walking; that korean crap is getting really old.



Would you rather...

-Drive a supercharged 1.6l Short-nose with 5th injected, bondoed miata with a 10/10 girlfriend?

or...

-Drive a twin-turbo'ed LSx Datsun 240z with a 3/10 girlfriend?

 

Can 3/10 girlfriend F better than any prior girlfriend? I'd choose the 3/10 girlfriend, cause I know 10/10's are too high maintenance.

Would you rather get kicked in the *** for seeing "the bat wing?" Or "the goat"?

 

Yah emulating that gangam crap is for dumbasses who have no personality to begin with.


Dude I would take the dime girl. Don't **** with me.




??? What is this Todd?



Would you rather be karl rove


or


Obama

 

Obama. I'm already black from the waist down; why not finish up the rest?




Herpes, or cat allergy?

 

Cat allergy... **** cats, plus pretty sure you can get hypoallergenic cats.



this question was asked of me yesterday and it sparked a 2 hour long discussion in my office with everyone there. So answer wisely, and give justification (multiple people can answer this)

50 Million dollars... Or be happy for the rest of your life at all times

 

50 million dollars.
11 second 3rd gen RX-7 with a 13B, or 11 second 3rd gen RX-7 with an LSX V8 and a 6 speed?

 

Do you have any depth to your decision as to why you picked the 50 million dollars? I want to see if there's anyone who thought hard enough about to make a well weighted decision.

And no questions, V8 FD... hands down.


Fight your girlfriend/wife to the death.... or let 3lbs of fire ants crawl into your anus

 

Since it's not that hard to kill someone who's a foot shorter than you, I'll fight to the death.



Automatic or manual trans?



INB4 cat disrespect ban.

 

Mods need to take action here.

 

I've eaten cat out here on oki before... Was not disappoint, will go again

 

Automatic. Only transmission available in the Mec SL 550.


Would you rather give 2ndGearRubber a warning for Feline Disrespect, or ban him altogether?

 

I was pro-cat!

 

Can't believe I got an infraction for dissing cats... Not that I care or am offended, I just think it's unbelievably hilarious.

 

Ah, yes. I warned the right person, but mocked you accidentally. Drunk moderating.


We have the Feline Disrespect warning for a reason.

And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming:


Automatic. Only transmission available in the Mec SL 550.


Would you rather give dk_wolf a warning for Feline Disrespect, or ban him altogether?

 

Warning.... He amuses me.



Would you rather live the rest of your life without a leg, or an arm?

 

Easy... rather live the rest of my life without a leg. You can still seem perfectly functional behind a desk without a leg, plus I can still run 5ks without a leg, and a leg is much simpler to replace than an arm.

And **** you



And would you rather bone a mildly ugly chick thats super into cars and a stabe relationship is rather possible, or both a decent chick who's pretty stupid and the stupid would just annoy you

 

No stupid chicks. Attractiveness is less and less important as time goes on. Anyone you marry will eventually be old, and looks fade. Stupid is forever.

Would you rather change a Miata clutch by yourself (without pulling the engine) using only a Harbor Freight jack & stands or build a VW kit car entirely fromn used parts?

 

That's a tough one.

I have changed the clutch in a Miata using only a HF jack and four stands, and while it's a bit unpleasant, it really only takes a full day. Definitely the most unpleasant maintenance job on the entire car, but it's not especially hard.

On the other hand, building a VW-based kit car sounds like fun. And at the end of it, you have a VW based kit car, which is a plus.

So I'd pick option B.



Paper or plastic?


(And yeah, the arm vs. leg thing is kind of weak. There are people out there with one leg who can run faster than me.)