Camry because they are the worst car ever and I would love to ***** on it hard.

Racism test:

Would you rather be black or retarded?

 

hahahahhhahahah!!!!!!!!!!
i'd rather be black.

would you rather be a little person or retarded?

 

Hands down be retarded... still a very good chance at being financially successful if you're retarded...

The odds of being rich significantly drop the shorter you are. Also bitches don't like to sleep with midgets.



Would you rather:

Go to a local singers club, where you know no one has any STDs and it's bareback... and run the very high risk of running into some pretty gross *** couples.... and there's no alcohol
or
Grab a kitty and shove a knife up it's butt and slide it across it's stomach and shove it's still beating organs in your mouth while you chew on it for at least 3 minutes looking at the girl of your dreams.

 

Uhm, no brainer there. I'll go to the swingers club. Side note: Wtf is wrong with you?

Would you rather have to drink nothing but water for the rest of your life (this means no beer, wine, alcohol of any sort, even milk and orange juice) or would you rather be a kindergarten teacher for the rest of your life?

 

Easy... again.. Water

I drink water all day anyway... plus if you really wanted to get wasted, there's still inhale-able alcohol.

But juices and milk and that other ****, you can still get those out of solids and wash it down with water or whatever.
And you can still be financially successful by just drinking water constantly, as opposed to being a kindergarten teacher.


As for whats wrong with me... nothing, what's wrong with you for thinking there's something wrong with me? *****

Would you rather.......
Stick a classic 30watt lightbulb that isn't plugged in yet up your ***.... turn it on, and wait until the heat becomes unbearable and you involuntarily squeeze your *** so it shatters the bulb into your ---- cavity cutting every bit of tissue on it's way down while your ---- muscles contract over and over again...


Or be stuck down a well with nothing but diseased ebolic african children around you with cannibalistic tendencies... your only method of escape is killing each one and piling their putrefying bodies into a small mountain so you can climb out.

 

Wow

you are a bad person

I would rather drink ******* water unless i was allowed to eat the children


WOULD YOU RATHER

Be fucked by men in the heinie for the rest of your life

or

Only be able to nookie with the butts of Great Danes for the rest of your life

ugh

 

I'd rather **** dogs than be gay. In fact, bestiality has been a natural part of Human history only up until recently. Children in Venezuela are actually taught it's socially acceptable to **** goats so they are prepared when they do indeed dive into the pink crevice called vaginas.

Would you rather hit the button that wipes an entire country off the face of the earth and sit in a room with only one way communication. Where you sit, read all the havoc you have done and read the deaths and accounts by the people in that area. With no one else to talk to, and no way out.... although you get fantastic dining.


Or be the face of Pedophilia and be on the run by police forces around the globe... but not getting caught until 15 years later.

 

There are some seriously demented people up in here...


Do I get to select which country? If so, then I absolutely choose the button. I'd pick it even if the alternative was candy and rainbows and soft furry kittens, because I'm willing to make that sacrifice for the betterment of all mankind.


Would you rather give up the sense of taste and smell, or live in a world in which Steve Jobs was still alive, and was the CEO of Google?

 

Disclaimer: This is one of my favorite games evar.


I would rather live in a world where Steve jobs was the CEO of google cus then I would be able to buy more stuff.


Would you rather:




Have to mate with Bono (singer of U2) every morning and night for the rest of your life

or be

Grotesquely obese @ 400+lbs for life

 

If I was in a legal binding relationship with Bono.. I'd choose that one.. only because I'd have access to vast amounts of money and tap into some easily accessible influence.

If I'm not in an actual relationship with the guy... well being Fat would be easy to deal with. I'm a workout freak so I wouldn't be 400lbs for very long. Plus I've always wanted to know what ******* feel like on me.



alright...
Would you rather...

Live in Israel as a proven, outspoken, and direct relative to Adolf Hitler with strong ties to Palestine.

Or eat another human for sustenance while you are stranded in a remote and desolate place and you won't survive the necessary 2 more days until rescue arrives without eating. (doesn't have to eat the whole guy, even just an arm.. hell you can even keep him alive, although the blood loss would be irreplaceable and to being eating him would surely mean his death.)



Also.. yes I know I'm sick

 

Best thread ever.

No, you can't lose that 400lbs. And you have to stay at 90% BF

Come on, Option B? Of course I would eat the human. No, it is not "another" human though. I am not human.



Would you rather:


Be retarded in IQ (70 IQ) and extraordinarily attractive. We are talking Lindsay Lohan levels of attractiveness. Yes she is my trainwreck dream girl omg im leaking talking about her.

or

Be super genius (180+ IQ) and absolutely quasimodo elephant man ugly. And horribly smelly.

 

I heard a rumor that Corky from "life goes on" got more *** than Ashton Kutcher. Me? I'd rather just be a regular everyday normal guy.


Would you rather shoot yourself in the head with a .22? Or use a 12 gauge Kurt cobain style??

 

12ga.

There are way too many variables with a .22 bullet. Maybe it'll hit an artery and you'll bleed out slowly and painfully, maybe it'll just rattle around a bit and destroy enough tissue to leave you alive but a drooling vegetable, maybe you'll survive apparently unharmed but live the rest of your life thinking that a sawzall is a general purpose auto-body tool...

With a 12 gauge shotgun shell, it doesn't really matter what's in it. Birdshot, 000, the outcome is pretty much assured.



Would you rather be reincarnated as a fox or an eagle?

 

Eagle.

Endangered but pretty high on the food chain better life span than a fox too.


If you had a choice: Assuming you are a man now, would you do it again or try batting for the other team.

SO..... Be born a beautiful women or an *** ugly man(so no different for many of you)?

 

Would u rather goatse or tubgirl

 

I'd be down to be a super hot chick. Women supposedly feel significantly more pleasure during sex than their male counterparts (which I can attest to since chicks seem to enjoy sex with me much more than I enjoy it with them... meh, whatever). Plus the tides are turning, with the proper looks, women can come into rather good money... so yeah, hot chick. (hard to be a wealthy hot guy model)


you're doing it wrong shmuck... but I'd rather take a shotgun to the face than answer this.





would you rather (for 800,000 dollars)
eat a miscarried fetus (24 weeks) ejected from the womb of a native african women who is riddled with AIDS. *chewy spongey bones and all*

OR

lick the entire circumference of a Le Mans GT brake rotor immediately after 14 laps (time required licking is at least 60 seconds)

 

If I get $800,000 for both I would lick the brake rotor because I am sure I could afford a medical procedure to fix the damage.

If I get $800,000 only for eating the fetus then I would do that and use the money to live a fairly normal life with the HIV as it is very treatable now if you have the cheddar.

BTW, I see extensive therapy in your future.

Would you rather...

Flip a miata on the street (i.e. without a helmet) that does not have a rollbar, or get into a motorcycle accident at 60+ mph?

 

First of all.. you don't get AIDS from eating something that has AIDS, you could drink a cup of pure AIDS, and you would fine (assuming you have no open wounds in your mouth) you literally need to consume something like a gallon or two of AIDS to be able to be infected intestinally. (IIRC)
(also, you wouldn't be able to fix the damage your tongue would endure from burns that severe... the floridian education system once again... speaks for itself... don't feel like this is a personal attack... This is one of my more common insults)


And I would hands down rather flip a miata on the street. Get the SUH-WOOOP motion, crouching tiger hidden dragon into your nuts, much higher chance of survival in that then as opposed to wrecking on a bike at +60.. especially since no minimum speed was stated for the miata crash.

Now...


Which of these two people would you rather convince to kill themselves?

A police officer you constantly harass with indecent pictures of his under age daughter committing imaginably lewd acts. (shoving baby boys faces in her cooter, slicing off bits of her labia majora and giving it to other people, and having sex with a giant frozen **** shaped cocaine ice dick)... this police officers death is extremely publicized and you are very clearly to blame, and people begin to question how these pictures came to our possession...

or..... or...
Would you rather convince your childs best friend to kill themselves and in their suicide note, they blame your child for their suicide. Your child is scarred for life constantly feeling responsible for the death of an individual.

Your child is emotionally stunted for life

 

Well. This is very good info to know. I have long been wary of getting HIV via my blood drinking habits. I am of course, serious.





Well. I would vote for the cop thing. I have a vasectomy too so no children.



So.

Would you rather have ten million dollars a year for life (inflation adjusted WINNING)

or

Be able to orgasm whenever you feel like it, even constantly.

 

Ten million dollars a year for life because you could then get all the ***** you would ever want.

Would you rather be drafted to fight in WWII's Pacific Theatre or Vietnam as a regular *** soldier in the US Marines?