"Suck, squish, bang, blow"???
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The Bible never really happened. My theory is that it was written by an anonymous source who had a deep philosophical ideas about how Man should treat one another. As a whole, the Bible is just a general life guide and was written out of thin air with no basis on facts or true events. It's just a nice bedtime story.