Question for married dudes with kids...
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Actually, this is the ultimate question all married dudes with kids must answer.
I'm sitting here on the couch, surrounded by the visible cloud of the most recent fart let loose by the dog (no doubt caused by the jalapeno/cheese deer sausage I let him sample earlier), and wondering if I should get up and refill my Captain&coke.
You see, the wife is about to come downstairs from putting the kids to sleep, and I need to know if I should get another drink, or try and sober up so I cant put on my "O" face later. I'm a bit drunk since I've been pounding rum steadily all day after the base shut down from our city-destroying snow day. If I get really drunk, I won't get any quality time... but if I sober up enough, and brush my teeth, I may sneak one in.
What say you? Get really drunk or have married sex?
I'm sitting here on the couch, surrounded by the visible cloud of the most recent fart let loose by the dog (no doubt caused by the jalapeno/cheese deer sausage I let him sample earlier), and wondering if I should get up and refill my Captain&coke.
You see, the wife is about to come downstairs from putting the kids to sleep, and I need to know if I should get another drink, or try and sober up so I cant put on my "O" face later. I'm a bit drunk since I've been pounding rum steadily all day after the base shut down from our city-destroying snow day. If I get really drunk, I won't get any quality time... but if I sober up enough, and brush my teeth, I may sneak one in.
What say you? Get really drunk or have married sex?
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She's downstairs now, and we're watching a DVR'd "Originals" some kind of vampire drama. I got up to pee about 3 minutes ago and REFILLED my mo'effin glass of Captain. I also grabbed a huge spoonful of Nutella, which goes ******* awesome with Captain.
My internal debate still rages. The base is on a 2hr delay tomorrow, so I don't have work until 1000. What to do?
FOR NOW, continue drinking.
My internal debate still rages. The base is on a 2hr delay tomorrow, so I don't have work until 1000. What to do?
FOR NOW, continue drinking.
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Now on SECOND episode of vampire crap... have pissed twice. She's sitting RIGHT NEXT TO ME LITERALLY AND COULD SEE EVERYTHING I'M TYPING... but she thinks I'm researching "gun stuff" which doesn't interest her, so she's looking at small vampire **** and hot black vampire dudes.
EPIC CHALLENGE!!!
I've finished my last refill, and am about to go in for another (which will require cracking open another can of Pepsi Max, which SHE WILL HEAR, and might spark a conversaton about "how much are you going to drink?" ... wish me luck...
EPIC CHALLENGE!!!
I've finished my last refill, and am about to go in for another (which will require cracking open another can of Pepsi Max, which SHE WILL HEAR, and might spark a conversaton about "how much are you going to drink?" ... wish me luck...
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I'm not married, nor do I have kids. But Aunt Flow is in town, and I'm not a big fan of shark week so I'm resorting to perusing random internet articles and drinking this 4pack of West Coast IPA by Green Flash. The girlfriend has been talking to me, but I've just been grunting and nodding at the prolonged pauses; she has not caught on yet.