If FEMA had the bicycles, would it fund Hustler's manlet bib?
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I did the Wheeler Crit tonight in OKC; business travel is way better with bicycle racing. Most of the field was insanely pissed as my first two attacks were acting, the third attack gave me about 1/2 lap on the field, DNA sent two guys after me, I acted tired, attacked again, they went with me for another two laps, I pretended to not be tired whilst suffering cardiac arrest, the pack caught me. However, I managed to get about 30 of the 50 racers pulled on that last attack (lapped them) and got a warning for encouraging and then riding the wheel of lapped riders, lol. I love crit racing.
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I did the Wheeler Crit tonight in OKC; business travel is way better with bicycle racing. Most of the field was insanely pissed as my first two attacks were acting, the third attack gave me about 1/2 lap on the field, DNA sent two guys after me, I acted tired, attacked again, they went with me for another two laps, I pretended to not be tired whilst suffering cardiac arrest, the pack caught me. However, I managed to get about 30 of the 50 racers pulled on that last attack (lapped them) and got a warning for encouraging and then riding the wheel of lapped riders, lol. I love crit racing.
ELI5?
What I think you said is you made the OKC bike riders your beta bottom bitch, but I am not really up to date on bike lingo. So I could be wrong.
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No joke. One of the other engineers took a personal day today. He flew to Denver. We had to call him because he left his toolbox locked with a specific toolholder inside, and well he was useless.
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Wait I am a little confused, did he just want to do it legally? I saw an awesome documentary about NYC a few years back called Half-Baked. There was this guy named Samson who would deliver to you, and Jersey ain't that far from NYC. So I figure by now they have expanded to delivering out towards you.
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I'm not sure. I think they were having specials today.
He's lit most of the time he's not at work, i think. He's also a farmer (for real, has a 12acre farm and a stand on the weekends). I wouldn't be surprised if he supplies the local dealers.
Maybe he's going to get some seeds?
Bike related: did my first zwift race last night. Much better workout than their 'workouts'. Dropped on last lap.
He's lit most of the time he's not at work, i think. He's also a farmer (for real, has a 12acre farm and a stand on the weekends). I wouldn't be surprised if he supplies the local dealers.
Maybe he's going to get some seeds?
Bike related: did my first zwift race last night. Much better workout than their 'workouts'. Dropped on last lap.
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I have some very sad news.
After much deliberation and a few rides, I added another spacer under my stem, so I'm back to two spacers under the stem. This brings me great sadness.
After much deliberation and a few rides, I added another spacer under my stem, so I'm back to two spacers under the stem. This brings me great sadness.
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