I think this one is worth ~500 points.
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That was a baby deer, full grown deer would've been about four times bigger. I had a deer run into my Civic when I was in the military. All of a sudden I see a shadow out of the corner of my eye and hear all this hellacious thumping so I stopped. I see my windshield is shattered in the upper right hand corner so I look at the passenger side view mirror to see what I can see, except there is none now. So I look in my rear view mirror and see Bambi thrashing on the ground about 100 feet back. I get out and my car is demolished from the passenger door down as Bambi flip flopped down the side of my car. He left antler residue on my windows and massive dents all the way down.
Notice I say he ran into me, not that I hit a deer. He ran into my car mid-way , therefore his dumb *** ran into me. I ******* hate deer and think they should all be on plates.
BTW: that could be a dog too.... anyways, what was the last thing that went through that animal's head?
IT'S ***!
Notice I say he ran into me, not that I hit a deer. He ran into my car mid-way , therefore his dumb *** ran into me. I ******* hate deer and think they should all be on plates.
BTW: that could be a dog too.... anyways, what was the last thing that went through that animal's head?
IT'S ***!
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