I hate this...
#10
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Excellent progress.
Now be prepared to be severely criticized by Braineack for posting at too low a resolution, not properly lighting the scene, not using a DSLR camera / lens combination which costs more than my last Miata did, shooting in portrait orientation, and framing the shots incorrectly.
Now be prepared to be severely criticized by Braineack for posting at too low a resolution, not properly lighting the scene, not using a DSLR camera / lens combination which costs more than my last Miata did, shooting in portrait orientation, and framing the shots incorrectly.
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#12
2 Props,3 Dildos,& 1 Cat
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Excellent progress.
Now be prepared to be severely criticized by Braineack for posting at too low a resolution, not properly lighting the scene, not using a DSLR camera / lens combination which costs more than my last Miata did, shooting in portrait orientation, and framing the shots incorrectly.![Giggle](https://www.miataturbo.net/images/smilies/gay.gif)
Now be prepared to be severely criticized by Braineack for posting at too low a resolution, not properly lighting the scene, not using a DSLR camera / lens combination which costs more than my last Miata did, shooting in portrait orientation, and framing the shots incorrectly.
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#14
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The potatophone I owned in 1997 took better pictures than that, and it didn't even have a camera. You had to enter the information into the phone one pixel at a time, using the crappy membrane keypad. It stored the images in .IFF format, meaning you needed a Commodore Amiga to view them. This was before WiFI, of course. To get the image into the Amiga, you dialed its 1200bps analog modem, and the phone played the image out as a sound file.
I traveled back in time to 1997, grabbed the phone, then traveled forward to yesterday, took a picture of your cat with it, realized that I don't have an Amiga anymore, traveled back again to get one, transferred the file onto a floppy disk, put the phone back on its charger where I found it, came back to today, realized I don't own a floppy drive capable of reading an OFS-formatted 880k floppy anymore, then finally gave up and just applied some Photoshop filters to your image.
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I would warn against coming to my house to disrespect my family. Recently discharged combat vet here....as well another combat vet (my dad, the nomad) and another vet (My husband)(All Marines). Being put back in the hospital would be a lucky break. The morgue is more likely. :P We don't take to kindly to disrespectful strangers on my farm.