I never get to post up anything. All I do is search and find about a dozen posts answering my question.

On here for a year and I have about 7 posts.

Oh well. Ha ha

 

Not 7 but close enough

 

I'm with you man. Instead of asking the same questions over and over and getting blasted for it already being answered, I have resigned myself to floating around the BS pond and finding things to comment on. (not very hard though)

 

You noobs are the best kind of noobs.

 

Do you guys own any cats?

If so, post pictures.

If not, obtain cats and then post pictures.

 

Important things

 

obtain white cats, bribe braineack with them.

 

No one owns cats. They bestow upon you the right to care for them. It may be revoked at any time, and you have no say in the matter.

 

outside kitty (Tabby Cat)




Inside Kitty (Sophie)

Sophie thinks she's a dog though....

 

Excellent progress.

Now be prepared to be severely criticized by Braineack for posting at too low a resolution, not properly lighting the scene, not using a DSLR camera / lens combination which costs more than my last Miata did, shooting in portrait orientation, and framing the shots incorrectly.

 

basically he's gonna come to your house and disrespec your famiry

I bet it's taking this long for him to respond to the lighting in those pics because he had a seizure from the blind rage they brought on him

he will infract you when he's discharged from Hospital

 

He will only criticize people when they are trying and fail. he will not criticize blurry cell phone pictures. unless HDR.

 

Do what I did and hit a deer with your car and use the insurance money to buy a new car which then means you can finally start a build thread. I totally hit that deer cause I wanted to do a build thread... LOL

 

Ok, then. I'll do it myself.

The potatophone I owned in 1997 took better pictures than that, and it didn't even have a camera. You had to enter the information into the phone one pixel at a time, using the crappy membrane keypad. It stored the images in .IFF format, meaning you needed a Commodore Amiga to view them. This was before WiFI, of course. To get the image into the Amiga, you dialed its 1200bps analog modem, and the phone played the image out as a sound file.

I traveled back in time to 1997, grabbed the phone, then traveled forward to yesterday, took a picture of your cat with it, realized that I don't have an Amiga anymore, traveled back again to get one, transferred the file onto a floppy disk, put the phone back on its charger where I found it, came back to today, realized I don't own a floppy drive capable of reading an OFS-formatted 880k floppy anymore, then finally gave up and just applied some Photoshop filters to your image.

 

I would warn against coming to my house to disrespect my family. Recently discharged combat vet here....as well another combat vet (my dad, the nomad) and another vet (My husband)(All Marines). Being put back in the hospital would be a lucky break. The morgue is more likely. :P We don't take to kindly to disrespectful strangers on my farm.

 

Thank you, the filters look magical. She wouldn't stop darting around the other night when I took it.

 

not enough HDR

 

You wut M8?

I loled real good.

 

Cat whistle racism

 

Better? It took me like 5 min to get this shot trying to get her to cooperate with picture taking instead of just getting belly rubs.