I got a joke for you guys.
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I got a joke for you guys.
Heard this today and thought it was brilliant.
So Mexico suffers an earthquake in which 2 million Mexicans die. France sends humanitarian aid. Middle East sends oil. Japan sends technology. United States sends..........
wait for it..................
2 million Mexicans.
OK, now you.
So Mexico suffers an earthquake in which 2 million Mexicans die. France sends humanitarian aid. Middle East sends oil. Japan sends technology. United States sends..........
wait for it..................
2 million Mexicans.
OK, now you.
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::father and son watching tv::
Father: <takes a sip of his beer>
Son: Can I have some dad?
Father" <orly look> let me ask you something son, can your ***** touch your *******?
Son: Nope
Father: When it does, then you can have all the beer you want.
<fast forward a couple of days later at the breakfast table>
Son: <eating a chocolate cake>
Father: <not satisfied with his oatmeal asks> Can I have a bite of your cake?
Son: Can your dick touch your *******?
Father: <raises an eyebrow> why yes, yes it can son.
Son: Will go **** yourself
Father: <takes a sip of his beer>
Son: Can I have some dad?
Father" <orly look> let me ask you something son, can your ***** touch your *******?
Son: Nope
Father: When it does, then you can have all the beer you want.
<fast forward a couple of days later at the breakfast table>
Son: <eating a chocolate cake>
Father: <not satisfied with his oatmeal asks> Can I have a bite of your cake?
Son: Can your dick touch your *******?
Father: <raises an eyebrow> why yes, yes it can son.
Son: Will go **** yourself
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