So, as it turns out, the Soviet Union actually was developing a laser tank as depicted in Command & Conquer: Red Alert.





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When suddenly, kittens!

 

Dave Chappelle still puts on a great stand up show. Also because of traffic leaving the venue I found that the brand new gas station sells E-85.

 

Dude I worked with quit like 3 weeks ago. Also like 3 weeks ago there was a convienence store robbery about 5 miles from work. Guy was caught on surveillance wearing a ski mask, and was id'd how? Cause he was wearing safety glasses from my work where he quit the same week as the robbery. They compared photos of him in the safety glasses and his bushy eyebrows. Bail set at $500,000. He used a small pistol to intimidate the cashier, and made off with $77. Way to go, dumbass.

 

I am not a person who becomes addicted to things easily, and I have no vices that I can't shake, but one. These little *******! I don't know what they put in these things, but I have zero self control. Even knowing how unhealthy they are, I cannot help myself. I can eat a whole box in one sitting if I let myself, and I have to fight the urge hard not to do so. I don't exactly think about them all year when they aren't available, but as soon as I see them back on the shelves, I just have to get them. I have been eating these things hardcore for 10 years or so. I can probably go through 15-20 boxes over the holidays. Easily my favorite sweet treat, ever, anywhere.

 

Butter, shortening, maybe some lard... All the things that millenia of evolution have selected for us to seek out in nature.


Workplace cat delivery, $20:

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NO! It must be those crunchy green sprinkles! There is nothing of nature in these demon cakes! All hail Little Debbie the ginger haired dark princess!

 

So my tire caught AIDS.

 

You know you can get them year round.



Have fun with your diabeetus.

 

Please don't make me have this argument with another person who is ill informed on the subject of christmas tree cakes. They are NOT the same thing. Zebra cakes are always have a drier cake, softer frosting, not the same frosting, and not the same sprinkles (no sprinkles). The taste is just not the same, and that's not just an opinion. I've nearly gotten violent arguing this with several people when they are adamant that they are right and I am wrong, even though they don't really even eat christmas tree cakes. Diabetes never tasted so artificial and sweet, but delicious.

 

I argue with people on how reese's peanut butter cups are not the same as they used to be. they are always dried up PB, the chocolate is waxy, they crumble apart and the bottom of the cup detaches.

It used to be that you could get "fresher" ones that are "in season" like valentine's ones in feb or pastel wrappers in April. Or go all out and get the eggs and trees and hearts, but that's no longer the case.

If you want good pb cups, get trader joe's dark chocolate ones.

 

partially hydrogenated and trans fats up the wazoo.
stop buying them or stop going to that store.

 

I'll agree with that.

Speaking of dry and crumbly, if you ever see any of the Grab the Gold snack bars, try them. They are a protein/meal replacement bar, and they are damn good. Similar taste to Reese cups, but with a fresher and less processed taste. Though they are very dry and crumbly, and have little bits of oat or something in them. Delicious.

 

Newman's Own are good too.

NEWMAN'S OWN ORGANICS-Peanut Butter Cups

 

They are in every store, and I have not the self control. I'm not in my right mind when I see them. Well, that's a lie, I did pass them by the other day when in the store, so I did well.

 

Anybody else ever tried the Reese peanut butter and wanted to murder people when it tastes NOTHING like the peanut butter in the cups. What a dirty trick.

 

 

last night I ate homemade corn and chicken chowder and a twice-baked potato.

 

double double?

 

No, you do have self control. Stop making excuses.

It's like people asking me how I lost all the weight. "Oh I can't do that." - Yes you can, you just choose not to.

<3 u boo

 

YES I CAN!!!