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I have to give a persuasive speech tomorrow and the topic I chose to do it on is how SUVs are pointless for the majority of people who own them and how dangerous they are.
I don't think I'll give it. I don't like pissing people off, and my teacher is waaaayyyyy fat so I'm sure she doesn't drive something tiny like a Miata. So...fuck. |
Originally Posted by Bond
(Post 608186)
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Juicy weiners
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Originally Posted by rider384
(Post 608189)
Fix'd
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Originally Posted by SlideRuler
(Post 608188)
Speech
In my economics class in high school we had the choice of having a legit final or doing a debate. So the topic came up of impeaching George W. So naturally every one said, "Well i'm not going to defend him! He's bad because famous people say so!". Fucking liberal ass Key West. Haha, so I said i'd do it. It was very fun to say the least, me versus 35 people. I WON. Literally a flawless victory. So I was awarded an A and every one else got a B-. Point of the story, Do Work. |
Originally Posted by SlideRuler
(Post 608188)
I have to give a persuasive speech tomorrow and the topic I chose to do it on is how SUVs are pointless for the majority of people who own them and how dangerous they are.
I don't think I'll give it. I don't like pissing people off, and my teacher is waaaayyyyy fat so I'm sure she doesn't drive something tiny like a Miata. So...fuck. I heart my Expedition and a turbo Miata is just as "pointless". __________________ Best Car Insurance | Auto Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote |
Originally Posted by levnubhin
(Post 608219)
I heart my Expedition and a turbo Miata is just as "pointless".
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Do a speech about how everyone under 21 is a fucking retard and that parents are getting pathetic, thus resulting in a new generation of helpless emo kids. Go on about how it's runing music and that this influance has even caused MTV to go from a channel that used to be good to a network that exploits and promotes teen pregnancy...and even the namesake "MTV" is just an oxymoron. Explain how the internet is simply a tool for those who were around before it but it's a lifestyle for those who don't remember what it was like to have a life outside their parents house. Go on about how Chine should be turned into a glass parking lot because they are truely the root of all evil and that lazy fucks are allowing to get away with it. Go on about how all fatasses are their own demise and that no overwight fuck should ever be issued a handicap parking pass or a Rascal to haul their giant tubs a fucking lard around on. Explain how said fatasses are more of a burden on the healthcare system then the dwindling number of smokers, yet tobacco products are taxed unfairly (as we are a minority group who has no say in such affairs). Don't forget to throw in a few points about how alcohol has done more to tear apart lives while smoking marijuana has brought people together. How many people have died from marijuana poisoning? How man people are arrested for being disorderly because they're toking on a blunt in public? And YES, 90% of those assholes out there who drive SUVs (or any other trendy bullshit acronym...SUT, Crossover, AUV, mini-ute) are driving useless piles of shit. Most are just oversized and overly dangerous vehicles that serve no other purpose other than to impress your neaighbor or boss in a completely homo-erotic way. It's no long about one-upping your neighbor wiht a nice, green and well landscaped lawn...it's about who has the largest pile of shit in their driveway..and who's will depreciate the fastest. Oh, and don't forget about the illegal beaners that are helping to runin this country. Recommend that if we re-source jobs to Mexico, a lot of out economic problems will be helped. Not only will it make our country seem less desirable (keeping wetbacks out of here), it would also help the price of goods stay low s shipping costs will be reduced.
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all very good ideas but what would I be persuading them to do? Meaning, what is the solution?
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re-read what I just posted...content added.
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
(Post 608180)
Scott, I am saying this in the kindest possible way, but you look like a slightly gayer version of Wil Wheaton in that picture.
beats looking like jared from subway. http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-a...14448_4134.jpg at least my wife is hot....so two thumbs up |
Originally Posted by SlideRuler
(Post 608232)
That's why I don't want to give this speech. I think everything in life is pretty fucking pointless and trying to persuade anyone to follow your opinion is fucking retarded.
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that is what my speech is about, lev. Most people have no need for an SUV. My old Honda Fit could haul just as much shit, while doubling MPG and not killing people or rolling over.
http://www.aneeews.com/images/cars/t...a-roadster.jpg I even have a short 58 second video of an Explorer t-boning a Focus at 30mph from youtube I'll show. Pretty scary shit. Scary because I drive a death trap like that poor Tesla. I'm definitely getting a rollbar soon as hell.. Not doing the speech today though. I'll wait. |
Originally Posted by SlideRuler
(Post 608232)
That's why I don't want to give this speech. I think everything in life is pretty fucking pointless and trying to persuade anyone to follow your opinion is fucking retarded.
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I got hit almost head in by an Explorer in my old 91. I have to say I feel safe in my car.
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Fuckgoddammit
OK, so I was walking out of Barnes & Noble last night and this book caught my attention. I picked it up and thumbed around...it looked entertaining. But now I cannot remember the name for shit nor what section it was in. The name was something like/on the lines of "There is no escaping death and eventaully we're all going to die".....but I know tha'ts not it... the title was kinda long and funny in explaining the demise of the human race. Clearly satire and not serious subject as TOC shown deathe from robots, nanotechnology, ourselvs, space issues etc... But dammit I cannit remember the name....meaning I'm going to have to haul my ass back up there and see if I can remember it. I hate my terrible memory. |
Originally Posted by SlideRuler
(Post 608276)
that is what my speech is about, lev. Most people have no need for an SUV. My old Honda Fit could haul just as much shit, while doubling MPG and not killing people or rolling over.
http://www.aneeews.com/images/cars/t...a-roadster.jpg I even have a short 58 second video of an Explorer t-boning a Focus at 30mph from youtube I'll show. Pretty scary shit. Scary because I drive a death trap like that poor Tesla. I'm definitely getting a rollbar soon as hell.. Not doing the speech today though. I'll wait. |
Serious:
Final Victory : Taking Charge of the Last Stages of Life, Facing Death on Your Own Terms UnSerious: How to Survive a Robot Uprising : Tips on Defending Yourself against the Coming Rebellion How to Build a Robot Army: Tips on Defending Planet Earth Against Alien Invaders, Ninjas, and Zombies |
Originally Posted by Doppelgänger
(Post 608288)
Rollbars don't do shit for side, rear or end collision....hence the name "roll-bar".
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