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Miata Turbo Forum - Boost cars, acquire cats. (https://www.miataturbo.net/)
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Bond 07-21-2010 12:51 PM
ahahahahhahh wtf why did you turn bitch!!!

Braineack 07-21-2010 01:00 PM
she didnt turn. the real question is: why did you fail geometry?

9671111 07-21-2010 02:37 PM
http://finance.yahoo.com/family-home...into-a-porsche

Yet dumb enough to lose money on the bronco and get a fucking boxter.

Harvard Business School, watch out for this guy.
Yeah because his dumbass doesn't know how to invest.

redfred18t 07-21-2010 04:46 PM
haha what a moron. he should have sold the bronco for 15k and pocketed 6k when he bought the boxster.. I had no idea boxsters were worth that little though

edit: for whatever reason I want a mid 70's bronco in the worst way. I'm considering picking one up within the next two years for a fun little project. and I hate jeeps and suv's in general

Joe Perez 07-21-2010 05:18 PM
Ortiz spends five to six hours each day searching Craigslist for the right kind of swaps. Over the last two years (...) a 1975 Ford Bronco.

Let's assume that instead of being a douchebag, he worked 6 hours a day, five days a week for two years, earning minimum wage as a door greeter at WalMart. He'd have earned approximately $20,000 (after tax), and he'd get health insurance, an Associate Stock Purchase Plan with a company match of 15% up to the first $1,800 per year, profit sharing and a 401k, and 10% off everything at WalMart.

redfred18t 07-21-2010 05:26 PM
Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 604836)
Ortiz spends five to six hours each day searching Craigslist for the right kind of swaps. Over the last two years (...) a 1975 Ford Bronco.

Let's assume that instead of being a douchebag, he worked 6 hours a day, five days a week for two years, earning minimum wage as a door greeter at WalMart. He'd have earned approximately $20,000 (after tax), and he'd get health insurance, an Associate Stock Purchase Plan with a company match of 15% up to the first $1,800 per year, profit sharing and a 401k, and 10% off everything at WalMart.
He'd be perfect for harvard business school :bowrofl:

pusha 07-21-2010 05:41 PM
The inadequate-shooting, small-dicked Peter North is selling his twin turbo Z32. I wonder if there are jizz stains on the headliner.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Nissa...&afsrc=1#v4-38

jbrown7815 07-21-2010 05:43 PM
Originally Posted by redfred18t (Post 604826)
haha what a moron. he should have sold the bronco for 15k and pocketed 6k when he bought the boxster.. I had no idea boxsters were worth that little though

edit: for whatever reason I want a mid 70's bronco in the worst way. I'm considering picking one up within the next two years for a fun little project. and I hate jeeps and suv's in general
http://videogum.com/img/thumbnails/photos/you_mad.jpg

Bond 07-21-2010 05:46 PM
Originally Posted by Pusha (Post 604848)
The inadequate-shooting, small-dicked Peter North is selling his twin turbo Z32. I wonder if there are jizz stains on the headliner.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Nissa...&afsrc=1#v4-38
lol, its automatic for maximum road head capabilities.

pusha 07-21-2010 05:47 PM
Originally Posted by redfred18t (Post 604826)
haha what a moron. he should have sold the bronco for 15k and pocketed 6k when he bought the boxster.. I had no idea boxsters were worth that little though
I think you're wrong, he's quite rational. Early Boxsters are unreliable piles of shit, but Escalades aren't. Wait, what?

pusha 07-21-2010 05:53 PM
Originally Posted by Bond (Post 604852)
lol, its automatic for maximum road head capabilities.
No shit. Supposedly that's his personal eBay account and going through his item history, I don't doubt it. Some of the choice nugs:
  • Native Am. Indian Cherokee Beaded Medallion Necklace
  • New BeBe Gold w/ Black Lace Inlay Cocktail Dress M
  • NWT Alice+Olivia Bugle Beaded Mini Dress Black S Small
  • Chanel 2010 Nail Polish MISTRAL 517 Summer Collection
  • Alisha Hill TYRA S6220 GOLD Rhinestone Sandals Prom 7.5
  • 2DAYSHIP The Kind Diet Alicia Silverstone Hardcover NEW

rider384 07-21-2010 06:03 PM
Originally Posted by Pusha (Post 604859)
No shit. Supposedly that's his personal eBay account and going through his item history, I don't doubt it. Some of the choice nugs:
  • Native Am. Indian Cherokee Beaded Medallion Necklace
  • New BeBe Gold w/ Black Lace Inlay Cocktail Dress M
  • NWT Alice+Olivia Bugle Beaded Mini Dress Black S Small
  • Chanel 2010 Nail Polish MISTRAL 517 Summer Collection
  • Alisha Hill TYRA S6220 GOLD Rhinestone Sandals Prom 7.5
  • 2DAYSHIP The Kind Diet Alicia Silverstone Hardcover NEW
Props to anyone who can find any of his videos with these things in them.

pusha 07-21-2010 06:05 PM
Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 604862)
Props to anyone who can find any of his videos with these things in them.
I've seen most of the porn on the internet and, unfortunately, many of my memories have become combined.

Braineack 07-21-2010 06:15 PM
Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 604836)
Ortiz spends five to six hours each day searching Craigslist for the right kind of swaps. Over the last two years (...) a 1975 Ford Bronco.

Let's assume that instead of being a douchebag, he worked 6 hours a day, five days a week for two years, earning minimum wage as a door greeter at WalMart. He'd have earned approximately $20,000 (after tax), and he'd get health insurance, an Associate Stock Purchase Plan with a company match of 15% up to the first $1,800 per year, profit sharing and a 401k, and 10% off everything at WalMart.

been then he'd be victim of the man.

TurboTim 07-21-2010 06:31 PM
I'm watching ET on HBO...talk about bad acting. Needs more Peter North.

rider384 07-21-2010 08:02 PM
I'm broke as shit
Ain't got no job
I'm as dumb as a rock
And I I've with my mom
I could up and get myself out of this haze
But MAN I love these video games!

I'm bored as shit at tires plus waiting to get a set of tires dismounted

SlideRuler 07-21-2010 08:08 PM
Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 604889)
I'm broke as shit
Ain't got no job
I'm as dumb as a rock
And I I've with my mom
I could up and get myself out of this haze
But MAN I love these video games!
this is like, my life story. How old are you? I hope I'm not way older than you. I'll cry.

rider384 07-21-2010 08:44 PM
Originally Posted by SlideRuler (Post 604890)
this is like, my life story. How old are you? I hope I'm not way older than you. I'll cry.
You probably are way older than me... I bet I'm the youngest guy here.

levnubhin 07-21-2010 10:12 PM
Jell-o has got to be one of the best creations ever, EVER!
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SlideRuler 07-21-2010 10:19 PM
Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 604901)
You probably are way older than me... I bet I'm the youngest guy here.
This, I am not proud of. Oh, South Park is the greatest tv show ever. And speech class sucks. I'm out. 1


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