Fuck, I should go do something productive :sadwavey:
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Originally Posted by rider384
(Post 604122)
I had 6,000 Pokemon cards... No joke. I proceeded to sell them, all 6k of them, to Shinders for the massive price of seven dollars and twenty some cents. Yeah, I was like 10.
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Yup, I havn't turned my TV on in almost a year, though I watch Adult Swim at my friends house once in a while.
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Originally Posted by turotufas
(Post 604156)
Damn thats all you got. I actually traded my cards for my co workers ps3. He was a dumb fucker i guess. :laugh:
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Originally Posted by turotufas
(Post 604156)
Damn thats all you got. I actually traded my cards for my co workers ps3. He was a dumb fucker i guess. :laugh:
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Originally Posted by MartinezA92
(Post 604157)
I watch Adult Swim at my friends house once in a while.
1: Weird shit happens. 2: Weird shit happens. 3: Weird shit happens. 4: Weird shit happens. 5: Credits. Still a funny show. :D |
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My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "we are very happy that you have passed our little test... we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car....... |
Originally Posted by gospeed81
(Post 604170)
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "we are very happy that you have passed our little test... we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car....... Where did you find that? |
haha, that is win
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This just in:
Originally Posted by DU MX-5
(Post 4653804)
NOx readings means that the car is poluting too much oxides of nitrogen.
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I want to give you an oxide of hydrogen.
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Anyone know where I can get bellhousing bolts? I need the 14mms
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
(Post 604165)
Robot Chicken:
1: Weird shit happens. 2: Weird shit happens. 3: Weird shit happens. 4: Weird shit happens. 5: Credits. Still a funny show. :D |
I like my new avatar
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Originally Posted by leatherface24
(Post 604185)
I like my new avatar
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Originally Posted by rider384
(Post 604162)
How many did you have?
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Originally Posted by rider384
(Post 604186)
It should be the new avatar of shame awarded to the worst noob of the year.
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Originally Posted by Braineack
(Post 603984)
haha. stop being such a troll, did you honestly not do anything?
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Nerds
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