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Oh how I miss that Hustler ^
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Originally Posted by hustler
(Post 895942)
Dude, you and I touched wieners that night. Frankly, I'm little upset that you're not seeing through my sarcasm these days. Don't forget that I'm the guy who ran a gay bar for a couple years. I've been to the Castro, I've hung out in the bars, I've laughed at the trannies and dudes riding unicycles wearing jock-straps...I went looking for love, I found a new kind of kink.
I didn't know you ran a bar with a glory hole under it. |
Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy
(Post 895918)
Just came to a realization. There are no funny female comedians. I'm trying to figure out what this says about women, or about men (or me).
When a handful of your abdominal tissue is the only thing that stands between mankind and the fate of the Pterodactyl, nothing in life is a laughing matter. |
At work today we tried to get the ups guy to do a burnout in the big delivery truck, he attempted but the truck couldnt do it. probably one of the funniest things i have ever seen though.
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no vids?
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no we are all worthless because we no take video.
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sounds right.
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After spending the week ------- with Oracle Database 11g I finally got it installed and semi working. I can no say I have had a productive day. Now to just go home and pull my motor and hope my new oil pump is in.
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Bought a growler... errr. *refilled my growler about 5 hours ago.
Drunk now. Feels good. |
got the prosport gauge hooked up to the lc-1 and i works. my gauges match again :party:
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:party:
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Originally Posted by redturbomiata
(Post 896165)
At work today we tried to get the ups guy to do a burnout in the big delivery truck, he attempted but the truck couldnt do it. probably one of the funniest things i have ever seen though.
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Originally Posted by Erat
(Post 896276)
Bought a growler... errr. *refilled my growler about 5 hours ago.
Drunk now. Feels good. |
Originally Posted by shuiend
(Post 896171)
After spending the week ------- with Oracle Database 11g I finally got it installed and semi working. I can no say I have had a productive day. Now to just go home and pull my motor and hope my new oil pump is in.
Also Faeflolra is ENFP bitjses How did i know that vash was infj. I used to be infj and then i got brain surgery and become a man |
And good fukking god I remmeber when I first installed oracle in 1999.
The oracle admin handed me an "oracle cookbook" which was 60 pages of step by step instructions. On solaris.. back when sun pwned the datacenter. Of course, our oracle admin was joe perez sized. jolly feller, just like joe. he always wore a red shirt. he also made what was it. $80/hr i think. whee. my coworkers were absolutely shocked and terrified when they realized the mercedez benz in the parking lot with the license plate SATAN was mine. the end |
damn that story sucked
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I would add something, but that about sums it up.
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Originally Posted by hustler
(Post 896350)
I got your envelope today. I say "envelope" because that's all that was in the USPS body-bag of destroyed mail. Thanks for trying, lol.
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Originally Posted by redturbomiata
(Post 896393)
Are you being serious bro, it took that long to get from Ohio to Texas. I think I could have walked it to you faster. And they fucked it up and lost the bolts that were inside. Stupid ------- post office
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You sent bolts in an envelope?
At least you should have used a padded one, it could still go first class if under 13oz. |
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