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Braineack 06-19-2012 12:28 PM

:rofl:

pusha 06-19-2012 01:12 PM


Originally Posted by redturbomiata (Post 892316)
low blow man

speaking of low blows, how's the family business?

redturbomiata 06-19-2012 01:49 PM

:rofl:

Originally Posted by pusha (Post 892347)
speaking of low blows, how's the family business?


Vashthestampede 06-19-2012 03:56 PM

Its official! Moving to our new place August 1st!

I saw the listing came down and our deposit check was cashed. Granted, this is just another rental for us, but we aren't married and I cant comfortably lock myself into a 30yr contract just yet.

If this next year goes well, this place also has an option to buy, so that's what I'm thinking in the back of my head.

2 acres to myself complete with a little pond. :)

Told my landlord off last week and told him we were leaving. I said "I have sympathy for you" and I think that really made him mad. ------- loser. I cant wait to move out and report this place to the housing authorities.

Braineack 06-19-2012 04:02 PM

but the rate on a 30 yr fixed is like basically free money. but renting is extremely underrated.

Vashthestampede 06-19-2012 04:14 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 892479)
but the rate on a 30 yr fixed is like basically free money. but renting is extremely underrated.

I like the idea of testing the place for a year before buying it. This way I can see if every god damn creature in the world finds me again, if the neighbor kids ride dirt bikes and atvs non stop, random people walk through my property, etc etc.

For me, location is key. I'll be moving from 50 acres that I share with a bunch of redneck losers to 2 acres that will be just ours. I can live with that.

Braineack 06-19-2012 04:34 PM

and to test the tensile strength of the walls right?

redturbomiata 06-19-2012 04:37 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 892494)
and to test the tensile strength of the walls right?

waiting for someone to do a solidworks model for wall strength testing.

Braineack 06-19-2012 04:37 PM

ill need to know the dimensions of Vash's fist.

Vashthestampede 06-19-2012 04:59 PM

LOL

Believe it or not, the only damage to the walls here are from stray objects flying through the air.

Joe Perez 06-19-2012 05:38 PM

Ok, then we also need to know the average velocity of Vash's throw, and the mass, hardness, rigidity and dimensions of pretty much everything he owns that isn't nailed down.



Sidebar:

When in was in Jr. High, there was a kid named Richard Montgomery who was a total douche. Kind of a first gen emo-bully, about 15 years before "emo" became a recognized disability.

Richard used to punch walls in the school from time to time, and sometimes he'd head-butt them as well. He was shockingly effective against interior walls, but he was also kind of an idiot. Specifically, he sometimes forgot that in coastal Florida, exterior walls tend to be made of cinder blocks filled with concrete.

Anyway, he's dead now. The year after we graduated from high school, a fellow named Daniel Conahan lured him out into the woods with a promise of being paid to pose for some nude bondage photos while tied to a tree. Needless to say, Conahan cut off his junk, sodomized him to death, and then decapitated him.

I can't think of anyone who deserved to die in such a way more than Richard did. He really was a douchebag.

True story.

redturbomiata 06-19-2012 05:43 PM

so chances are this is vash

y8s 06-19-2012 05:52 PM

If Vash and Faeflora were mated in a lab, which hand would be the sawzall and which hand would be the sledge hammer?

EDWARD SAWZALLSLEDGEHAMMER HANDS.

Braineack 06-19-2012 05:52 PM

rofl. :rofl:

NA6C-Guy 06-19-2012 06:02 PM


Originally Posted by y8s (Post 892281)
I met this super hot girl through a friend. and she was totally into me too. we made out until our faces were raw.

and then I told her I watched star trek: the next generation. She said as a christian, she couldn't watch that because it implied something existed other than humans and god.

the end.

:rofl: Damn. She isn't THAT crazy, she just really likes her some Jesus. But then again she is a pretty bad christian if you ask me. She cusses like a sailor, lies a good bit, and parties and drinks with the best of them. She is pretty open minded though, as we talked about it (religion) a time or two. in the past.

Vashthestampede 06-19-2012 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 892515)
Richard used to punch walls in the school from time to time, and sometimes he'd head-butt them as well. He was shockingly effective against interior walls, but he was also kind of an idiot. Specifically, he sometimes forgot that in coastal Florida, exterior walls tend to be made of cinder blocks filled with concrete.

I've punched everything from walls to fish tanks (windshields, car panels, concrete, aluminum, closet doors, xbox360, etc etc). Once I got older I decided it was better to hit inanimate objects, seeing as I wouldn't get an assault charge for it.

Having a heavy bag has really helped me unload the extra energy, although when we moved here I had no place for it. I'm actually in the process of piecing together a little gym for the new place. lol


Originally Posted by redturbomiata (Post 892517)
so chances are this is vash
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9lFmi4aS4o

I actually have a "injuries" picture folder on my computer.

Some may remember my pics from before. This was from my last injury that involved several surgeries. Snapped ligament, 3 broken metacarpals and some more damage to the other carpal bones. $25k worth of damage. I usually try and remember this when I get ready to swing. lol

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1340145046

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1340145046

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1340145046

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1340145046

Too bad he pulled one of the pins before the xray.

Originally Posted by y8s (Post 892520)
If Vash and Faeflora were mated in a lab, which hand would be the sawzall and which hand would be the sledge hammer?

EDWARD SAWZALLSLEDGEHAMMER HANDS.

Ohh christ. You see me in the same light as failfucker? lol

Oscar 06-19-2012 06:34 PM

sup wolverine

Pen2_the_penguin 06-19-2012 07:26 PM

I remember vash being wolverine

Joe Perez 06-19-2012 07:39 PM

Just remember, walls contain more than just insulation- they contain studs, and the stuff that's on the "other side" as well. Electrical boxes, drywall screws that missed the stud and were covered over, pipes, etc. The funniest wall-punch I ever saw Richard do was when he went clear through the drywall and hit the backside of a metal electrical box, which nearly severed a finger.

redturbomiata 06-19-2012 08:29 PM

quick question, on the db gauges for the lc-1 the blue goes to the lc-1 anolog output this i know. but on my current setup 1 of the outputs is ms, and the other is to the stock ecu. do i need the one to the stock ecu. the ms is parallel setup and the stock does idle iirc.


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