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olderguy 06-07-2012 06:13 PM

129+69=198 x 4 = $792

With taxes, shipping, mounting and balancing, might be worth it to someone that REALLY was going to buy the same thing.

NA6C-Guy 06-08-2012 06:24 AM

Nothing like roaming the halls of a brand new, unoccupied Childrens Hospital building at 4am. Christened two toilets on the 7th floor with my runny stomach bug shits, played on the helipad, tinkered with the MRI machine with full room projectors and mood lighting, chair raced down halls, ect. :rofl:

pusha 06-08-2012 08:01 AM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 887123)
Nothing like roaming the halls of a brand new, unoccupied Childrens Hospital building at 4am. Christened two toilets on the 7th floor with my runny stomach bug shits, masturbated in a hallway, played on the helipad, tinkered with the MRI machine with full room projectors and mood lighting, chair raced down halls, ect. :rofl:

Sounds like a great time

Oscar 06-08-2012 08:04 AM

Sounds like scrubs shenanigans.

Vashthestampede 06-08-2012 09:21 AM

So I found a house I wanted to go look at on Sunday morning, called the realtor and went to see it that afternoon.

Fresh and fully renovated, 2 bedrooms, 2 full baths, w/d, dw, central air, huge back deck, full basement, 1.86 acres, only 1 neighbor more than 100 yards away, etc etc.

We loved it and got the ball rolling with credit checks and our offer. Yesterday our realtor dropped off the lease papers at the shop that we need to sign and get them back in asap.

Last night we got in a huge fight and the papers are now thrown in a crumbled mess on the floor.

Perfect.

Braineack 06-08-2012 09:33 AM

wait, didn't you just buy a house? How many holes in your walls now?

pusha 06-08-2012 09:33 AM


Originally Posted by Vashthestampede (Post 887196)
Last night we got in a huge fight and the papers are now thrown in a crumbled mess on the floor.

did you punch any walls?

Vashthestampede 06-08-2012 09:43 AM

lol

My right hand is so beat up looking its ridiculous. I think I've broken it 3 times now in the past year. Last night I did my best to keep calm, so I laid down on the couch and fell asleep in the middle of the fight.

We're in a rental now. This new place is like a rental with an option to buy type deal. We could buy something, but at least with 1 year leases if it doesn't work out between us we aren't in a bigger mess than I'd like to be in.

Our priorities just aren't the same and its starting to tear away at us. I'm really not sure what to do at this point.

pusha 06-08-2012 09:45 AM

call the realtor, he'll have plenty of extra lease agreements. just tell him your gf ate it (in case you can't own a dog in the new place).

mgeoffriau 06-08-2012 10:37 AM

Make sure to check the new place for termites, ants, roaches, bees, hornets, squirrels, raccoons, chipmunks, bats, porcupines, coyotes, giant tortoises, antelope, timberwolves, wildebeest, cape buffalo, northern white rhinoceroses, and Asian elephants BEFORE you sign anything.

Braineack 06-08-2012 10:39 AM


Originally Posted by mgeoffriau (Post 887288)
Make sure to check the new place for termites, ants, roaches, bees, hornets, squirrels, raccoons, chipmunks, bats, porcupines, coyotes, giant tortoises, antelope, timberwolves, wildebeest, cape buffalo, northern white rhinoceroses, and Asian elephants BEFORE you sign anything.


:rofl:

pusha 06-08-2012 10:42 AM


Originally Posted by mgeoffriau (Post 887288)
Make sure to check the new place for termites, ants, roaches, bees, hornets, squirrels, raccoons, chipmunks, bats, porcupines, coyotes, giant tortoises, antelope, timberwolves, wildebeest, cape buffalo, northern white rhinoceroses, and Asian elephants BEFORE you sign anything.

sorry bro but the chipmunk assassinations kept me entertained for a long time.

speaking of which, vash, have they come back this spring/summer?

Vashthestampede 06-08-2012 10:48 AM


Originally Posted by mgeoffriau (Post 887288)
Make sure to check the new place for termites, ants, roaches, bees, hornets, squirrels, raccoons, chipmunks, bats, porcupines, coyotes, giant tortoises, antelope, timberwolves, wildebeest, cape buffalo, northern white rhinoceroses, and Asian elephants BEFORE you sign anything.

hahaha

Well the good news is the house has an actual basement and the entire place was renovated. We'd be the first ones to live in it.

Trust me dude, when we walked around I checked every god damn thing I could. lol

As we were leaving a fox came running out of the backyard, but they don't bother me. If anything I figured he'd be a bro and help me out with the chipmunks if anything.


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 887294)
sorry bro but the chipmunk assassinations kept me entertained for a long time.

speaking of which, vash, have they come back this spring/summer?

Actually they have. This past Saturday I killed the first 2 of the season. lol

I decided not to bump the thread only because its a touchy subject and I don't want anyone breathing down my neck for sharing. But yes, I am still killing these fuckers every time they show themselves. :bigtu:

mgeoffriau 06-08-2012 10:56 AM


Originally Posted by Vashthestampede (Post 887298)
As we were leaving a fox came running out of the backyard, but they don't bother me. If anything I figured he'd be a bro and help me out with the chipmunks if anything.

Looking forward to the thread where Vash is holed up in the basement as thousands of foxes assault his new house.

Braineack 06-08-2012 10:58 AM


Originally Posted by mgeoffriau (Post 887304)
Looking forward to the thread where Vash is holed up in the basement as thousands of foxes assault his new house.

I cant wait to see Vash's posts when he has rabies.

Oscar 06-08-2012 11:29 AM

How would you tell? Judging from his posts, he already has bloodshot eyes and foam at the mouth 95% of the time :party:

blaen99 06-08-2012 11:47 AM


Originally Posted by Vashthestampede (Post 887298)
Actually they have. This past Saturday I killed the first 2 of the season. lol

I decided not to bump the thread only because its a touchy subject and I don't want anyone breathing down my neck for sharing. But yes, I am still killing these fuckers every time they show themselves. :bigtu:

Feckin' hell, tell people to grow some balls. Chipmunks are like rats/mice - and you don't see them crying about killing rats now, do you?

NA6C-Guy 06-08-2012 12:09 PM

...and squirrels are fluffy tree rats that need to die!!!

Vashthestampede 06-08-2012 12:11 PM

You guys got me wrong. I'm really easy to get along with. I'm justa terrible person to provoke. lol

I'll pass on the rabies. Bath salts and eating faces sounds more like my thing.

Blaen, everyone here is for the chipmunk extermination. Its people online that have shown a distaste for it.

Speaking of which, there's one outside peeping his ------- head off right now. So as soon as I post this, I'll be going after him.

pusha 06-08-2012 12:19 PM


Originally Posted by Vashthestampede (Post 887355)
You guys got me wrong. I'm really easy to get along with. I'm justa terrible person to provoke. lol

I'll pass on the rabies. Bath salts and eating faces sounds more like my thing.

Blaen, everyone here is for the chipmunk extermination. Its people online that have shown a distaste for it.

Speaking of which, there's one outside peeping his ------- head off right now. So as soon as I post this, I'll be going after him.

stop killing small defenseless animals, you bully :loser:


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