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pusha 05-25-2012 02:00 PM

lol m, you blowin up my spot

viperormiata 05-25-2012 02:26 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 881830)
is it me, or is this just not so impressive results?

Considering that JayL ran a 11.5 at just over 400whp, no.

or this guy running 11.0 with a racing mazda x kit and built bottom end.

Braineack 05-25-2012 02:40 PM

apparently he rolled through the start then puched it, but still i dunno...

viperormiata 05-25-2012 02:50 PM

Could be a combination of things. New setup at the strip, wrong tires, testing various parts, mechanical empathy...

He needs to get some exospeed 13x10's with wrinkles, setup launch control and bust out a low 10. You know, for internetz bragging rights. Gotta get that cred, dawg

pusha 05-25-2012 05:22 PM

if one more bitch uses "YOLO" in a text, I'm going to freak out

Joe Perez 05-25-2012 11:40 PM

So I was brushing up on the Stoakes-Whibley Index of Supernatural Collective Nouns in my spare time this evening, and something finally occurred to me.

I feel like an idiot for not having realized this sooner. Say, in 1989 or so.

The name "Borg" is just a silly wordplay on Cyborg. They are cybernetic creatures. They needed a name, the writers were feeling lazy, and three or four hits of acid later "I've got it! They're called 'The Borg'!"


Sidebar: Holy fuсk, I just realized that 1989 was 23 years ago. I'll bet some of the folks reading this hadn't even been BORN yet in 1989.

NA6C-Guy 05-26-2012 05:15 AM

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What to do... stick it out with this girl I'm seeing, who is nice, cute, funny, easy to get along with, and a 7.5, though she is lately being hard to get in touch with and acting fairly distant. Perhaps she lost interest and just won't say so. OR try this new chick that my friend is trying to hook me up with. SHE is a ----------ing 9, perfect body, great ass and tits, perfect tan (pictures, no I'm not sharing, sorry bros) and has a face like a cute Sasha Gray. She is also supposedly pretty outgoing and fun, but has a 1 year old kid, which honestly doesn't bother me. She is honestly out of my league, but apparently she doesn't act like a girl who is near perfection. Ah, the decisions...

Well, I will share one picture, only because I'm a bastard. :giggle: Oh, can't see ----?

olderguy 05-26-2012 05:38 AM

;)Hit the new chick;)

NA6C-Guy 05-26-2012 05:41 AM

That's what I'm kind of thinking. I'm gonna see how things go Sunday with the current girl I'm seeing. If I see no improvement, I'll end it then and there, and move on to this new thing. I"m not an ugly guy by any means, but girls like this one don't show interest in guys like me, well, ever. Probably should act while the getting is good.

olderguy 05-26-2012 05:49 AM

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1338006006

We can't all be perfect:giggle:

NA6C-Guy 05-26-2012 06:44 AM

Haha. I'm nearly that white. Damn 3rd shift, vampire like hours, and lazy inside weekends to avoid the summer 95-100 degree humid southeast heat. Lets see how bad I burn to a crisp Sunday hanging out by the pool all day getting wasted.

Vashthestampede 05-26-2012 10:56 AM

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Can any of you old fucks tell me what this piece of furniture is called?

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1338044185

Cabinet? Side console? Converted desk?

scottyd 05-26-2012 11:02 AM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 882079)
What to do... stick it out with this girl I'm seeing, who is nice, cute, funny, easy to get along with, and a 7.5, though she is lately being hard to get in touch with and acting fairly distant. Perhaps she lost interest and just won't say so. OR try this new chick that my friend is trying to hook me up with. SHE is a ----------ing 9, perfect body, great ass and tits, perfect tan (pictures, no I'm not sharing, sorry bros) and has a face like a cute Sasha Gray. She is also supposedly pretty outgoing and fun, but has a 1 year old kid, which honestly doesn't bother me. She is honestly out of my league, but apparently she doesn't act like a girl who is near perfection. Ah, the decisions...

Well, I will share one picture, only because I'm a bastard. :giggle: Oh, can't see ----?

Do both? You're not in a committed relationship with the 7.5/

blaen99 05-26-2012 11:25 AM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 882082)
That's what I'm kind of thinking. I'm gonna see how things go Sunday with the current girl I'm seeing. If I see no improvement, I'll end it then and there, and move on to this new thing. I"m not an ugly guy by any means, but girls like this one don't show interest in guys like me, well, ever. Probably should act while the getting is good.

Make sure to fix your Miata first!

rleete 05-26-2012 01:05 PM


Originally Posted by Vashthestampede (Post 882118)
Can any of you old fucks tell me what this piece of furniture is called?

Cabinet? Side console? Converted desk?

Commonly called a sideboard, or buffet.

pusha 05-26-2012 01:19 PM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 882082)
That's what I'm kind of thinking. I'm gonna see how things go Sunday with the current girl I'm seeing. If I see no improvement, I'll end it then and there, and move on to this new thing. I"m not an ugly guy by any means, but girls like this one don't show interest in guys like me, well, ever. Probably should act while the getting is good.

If she's got a kid, you know she's prone to bad decisions. Beat the ----- up.

Don't ever act like a father to her child and do not, under ANY circumstances, get her pregnant.

Vashthestampede 05-26-2012 03:33 PM


Originally Posted by rleete (Post 882145)
Commonly called a sideboard, or buffet.

Spot on! Thanks man! :bigtu:

In order to research what I'm trying to sell, the first step is usually finding out what the hell it is in the first place. lol

When the guy called me he said it was a 100 year old 7' long chest. We can obviously see that's not the case, so I was a little thrown off when I got there.

Joe Perez 05-26-2012 04:03 PM

It's obviously not seven feet long, or it's obviously not a hundred years old?

Vashthestampede 05-26-2012 05:07 PM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 882150)
If she's got a kid, you know she's prone to bad decisions. Beat the ----- up.

Don't ever act like a father to her child and do not, under ANY circumstances, get her pregnant.

Been there done that. Thank god that relationship ended itself.

In my experience, if they're alone with kid/s, then its probably for a reason. Sure that doesn't hold true to ALL single moms, but you get the point.


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 882176)
It's obviously not seven feet long, or it's obviously not a hundred years old?

That its not a chest. lol

redturbomiata 05-27-2012 07:37 AM

its going to be a warm one today, starting off at 71 with a 89% humidity. Today they are calling for a high of 92, and about 60% humidity.


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