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mx5autoxer 03-08-2012 12:33 AM

Gob Demn skunks! This is the 3rd time I've almost shot one of those fackers. I can't walk out of my apartment at night without having to pull my 9mm on them. I always go back inside to get my .22 cause that isn't quite as loud and could pass for a fire cracker in case the cops come (since I'm in a "city"). Then when I get back out, they're gone. Half of them are youg 'uns so the problem is only getting worse.

mx5autoxer 03-08-2012 12:33 AM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 844821)
I smack the mirrors off my truck every couple months

Sounds like a personal problem

gearhead_318 03-08-2012 12:58 AM


Originally Posted by mx5autoxer (Post 845027)
Gob Demn skunks! This is the 3rd time I've almost shot one of those fackers. I can't walk out of my apartment at night without having to pull my 9mm on them. I always go back inside to get my .22 cause that isn't quite as loud and could pass for a fire cracker in case the cops come (since I'm in a "city"). Then when I get back out, they're gone. Half of them are youg 'uns so the problem is only getting worse.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...KZCHVXuObu1x2D

Problem solved.

pusha 03-08-2012 03:39 AM


Originally Posted by mx5autoxer (Post 845028)
Sounds like a personal problem

stuff like that happens when you actually drive your truck off road

hustler 03-08-2012 06:40 AM

My first computer was picked-up in 1999 and it was a Pentium II 450mhz. I don't remember much else nor did I have any real uses for it, not even goat-porn.

Braineack 03-08-2012 08:50 AM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 844821)
yep, I smack the mirrors off my truck every couple months and the process is a pain the first couple times you do it. I don't have to remove the door speakers though, just the cards.


This was an explorer I did for a coworker. only took like 15 minutes, but still. I didnt have issue with the door card really, its the fact that they mount the connector for the mirror down behind the speaker (about 12" within the door) so you can't just unplug it and swap. You have to remove the speaker to disconnect the leads, then you can swap. I realize it's only an extra 4 screws worth of work, but why not shorten in the pigtail 12" and have the connect right where the mirror mounts? better yet, why not make it so all you have to do is remove a tiny little plate covering the back of the mirror like every other car out there in the world?

pusha 03-08-2012 01:39 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 845111)
This was an explorer I did for a coworker. only took like 15 minutes, but still. I didnt have issue with the door card really, its the fact that they mount the connector for the mirror down behind the speaker (about 12" within the door) so you can't just unplug it and swap. You have to remove the speaker to disconnect the leads, then you can swap. I realize it's only an extra 4 screws worth of work, but why not shorten in the pigtail 12" and have the connect right where the mirror mounts? better yet, why not make it so all you have to do is remove a tiny little plate covering the back of the mirror like every other car out there in the world?

it takes me about 10 mins from start to finish. like four screws, lift the card and rest it on a footstool, swap the mirror and replace card.

Braineack 03-08-2012 02:17 PM

still, ive had to replace my altima's. it was pull off cover, remove 3 nuts, unplug, replace. took less than 5 minutes.

pusha 03-08-2012 02:28 PM

good for you, but your Altima is not a manly car.

Joe Perez 03-09-2012 12:18 AM

Dial-a-yield.

I just find this to be a very humorous term for the mechanism which dynamically adjusts the explosive power of a thermonuclear weapon.

Couldn't they have come up with a more dignified name for the little knob that you turn to adjust how many tens of thousands of people die?

I actually chuckle every time I think about it. Well, more of a snicker, really.

"Dial-a-yield. Teehee."

devin mac 03-09-2012 11:51 AM

this always confounds me. i go to take a piss at the bathroom at work, and there are almost ALWAYS pubes on the urinal. a.) who is so rough with their junk that they're tearing those buggers out when they take a leak, and b.) who still maintains a lush bush of pubes nowadays? seriously, these are inches long... wtf?

Braineack 03-09-2012 12:53 PM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 845327)
good for you, but your Altima is not a manly car.


15.7 1/4 mile isn't manly?! then i dunno what is.

gearhead_318 03-09-2012 01:15 PM


Originally Posted by devin mac (Post 845792)
this always confounds me. i go to take a piss at the bathroom at work, and there are almost ALWAYS pubes on the urinal. a.) who is so rough with their junk that they're tearing those buggers out when they take a leak, and b.) who still maintains a lush bush of pubes nowadays? seriously, these are inches long... wtf?

When I had an orthopedic boot on my foot I found pubes in it when I toke it off at night, I guess they just fall out.

NA6C-Guy 03-09-2012 06:33 PM

Well it is hair, and hair does fall out naturally...

NA6C-Guy 03-09-2012 06:34 PM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 845327)
good for you, but your Altima is not a manly car.

Nor is a Miata, fag.

NA6C-Guy 03-10-2012 07:10 AM

:ky: :burncash: ----! I had been keeping my school loans under forbearance for the last 8 years, and had been doing OK with it. I apparently let the forbearance date for renewal come to pass, and now owe a lump sum payment of $1,231... DOH! I hope they are as reasonable as they usually have been in the past and let me just make a regular payment and return it to forbearance status. It will go away if I ignore it for long enough... right? :giggle:

Doppelgänger 03-10-2012 07:37 AM

So I'm at work on a Saturday...making all overtime....and watching porn as part of a test I'm doing. LoL.

pusha 03-10-2012 07:40 AM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 846159)
So I'm at work on a Saturday...making all overtime....and watching porn as part of a test I'm doing. LoL.

gay porn?

Doppelgänger 03-10-2012 07:54 AM

Luckily there is no gay porn on our US service. Can't say the same for our Canadian service. I know you were really getting your hopes up that I could get some video for you...

pusha 03-10-2012 08:10 AM

how about a live feed of you watching porn?


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