i had truffles last night actually! After a big ribeye.

------- no one can beat me at scrabble!!!

Cat Cafe's are springing up in Japan, who wants to go?

I love when people make your decisions really easy. Was on the edge between two things, but now the choice is clear.

http://www.racefightclub.com

high end virtual reality racing simulator club concept? what now?

Wanna bet?

Needs more hookers and blow.

I do.

Coolstorybro:

I was driving to a place to do a thing, roads are heavily salted and its pretty cold out, but it is dry. Came to a "T" junction with no red light, turned left at safe speed, as I start slide a bit, "no big deal" I thought as I corrected a bit, this section of the road is slippery even when it's dry out on a worm day. Car continued to slide, more then I'm accustomed to so I corrected a bit more. At some point during this my dumbass let off the clutch. The car swung back, too far, I (tried to) correct once more to no avail, car swing back around and I ended up facing the wrong direction, but I did safely come to a halt. I glanced to my left and saw... an Ohio highway patrol car. I turned as to face the correct direction and parked & turned the car off as he came up behind me, got out of the car and I handed him my license (had it out before he got out of the car). He asked me what happened and I told him I slipped on the salty road, he ran my license, came back, told me to be careful and have a nice day. Nice guy. I'm really lucky that I was on a wide road with little traffic, on a back road I'd have been fuked. Be careful on the salt guys.

My dog Daisy, whom my wife and I nicknamed "turd", somehow let herself out of her crate last night and $hit on the concrete floor behind the garage door.
The name "turd" came from when she was a puppy and I was on 3rd shift a few years ago. I went to bed and she slept in my bed tucked under my arm. When I woke up she was in the same position as she was when I fell asleep, but she was staring up at me. I sat up and noticed a turd pile in front of my closet door, hence the nickname, "turd".
What kind of dog is smart enough to wiggle out from under my arm in my sleep, take a dump, and then climb back in the same spot as she was before?
She is 1/2 Beagle, 1/2 Jack Russell. This is weird cause she looks like a beagle, but can't sit still for $hit, and she bounces off the walls all day.

Do you cheat like I do?

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I get to take a few days off work starting today and man does it feel GREAT!

Yesterday I was down at the shop for ------- 16 hours straight.

Today I'm going to try and do absolutely nothing and enjoy the ---- out of it. :)

No, cheater.

It's nice isn't it. I'm about to go get me some unhealthy fast food breakfast, then come back and sit on my fat lazy ass and watch something on Netflix.

Awesome. Drive down and quote me a garage slab with parking pad.

Would have been awesome if I did it. Instead I got ------- ripped and worked on the computer all day. lol

Now I need to chug some jack and start making valentine's dinner if I want to live happily for the next month. :bowrofl:

Too bad you're as far away as you are. Recently we did a job in Yonkers and that felt crazy far.

If you give me an idea of the size and what you want, I can get you an estimate just to give you an idea of what it should run you. Give or take a little.

OMFG, party kitty!!!
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lol.

hustler we need to update you smilie to a post-turbo hustler smilie.

Leave it, it ha a purpose. That's me, I won't fight it.