lol, not when Ron Jermey is around, he turns into a twink real quick. :dancegay:

y'all are haters

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...68223140_n.jpg

Do you have any pictures of you with Ron Jermey?

I didn't take any with my phone but a friend took a whole bunch.

Here he is standing on the bar and YES, those are sweat pants:

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Why did I fucking do that!? I just had to go on Youtube and watch an old 9/11 truther video, the two Loose Change douches vs the Popular Mechanics guys. I had finally let the anger over these stupid truther douches die, but now it's back. I get so fucking irritated listening to them try to explain some of this shit, andi t makes no goddamn sense. Then the whole time you can hear them snickering and laughing through the mics while the other guys are being respectful and taking their turn to talk. :vash:

Am I the only one who finds it difficult to resist the temptation, when attending the wedding of a woman whom you used to date, of saying to the groom "Every time you kiss her, just remember- my dick's been in that mouth," knowing that no matter how hard he trys, he will never, ever be able to erase that picture from his mind?

You're an evil man... yet, so am I.

I think it's incredibly weird and awkward that somebody would invite his/her ex to there wedding. If I where you Joe, I'd pick up an obviously younger and better looking female as your +1.

Doesn't bother me. I would not want her to hold me to that same standard.

Of...having another man's dick in your mouth?

Sounds like you want to get your ass kicked at every wedding you attend.
At some point any woman you've spoken to, had another man's dick in her mouth,cooter, ass, hands. Even the jail bait these days have been raped/molested by their uncles and step dads, so how about you think about every girl you kiss having old man balls slapping their lips then kissing yours.

Makes you harder than a 5th order differential equation written in braille, doesnt it??

after hours Magic the Gathering:

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...1&d=1317393191

Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!

Shiven dragon!

Thanks for reminding me about this video.

this ninja:rofl:

no, of holding my past hook-ups against me. I don't suck dicks, maybe you do.

Yeah, pusha told me this through txt; no homo. true story.

Uhm, ok. I'm just going to say if you've ever had your balls slap a girls lips when she is giving you head then your dick is too short.

i thought pusha was offering services, but it turns out I was wrong. true story.