How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways
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I don't eat out cause I never know how many times the cook scratched his nut sack while making the food.
Once I flipped out on a guy at a pizza place when I saw him on the phone with his hand down his pants scratching his ***. I waited and watched him go right back to working with the food after he got off the phone. The guy looked like he was in complete shock that I called him out on it.
If I do go out to eat its at a place I know and trust. I'm not one of those food connoisseurs that need to try everything and eat at every place in town.
Once I flipped out on a guy at a pizza place when I saw him on the phone with his hand down his pants scratching his ***. I waited and watched him go right back to working with the food after he got off the phone. The guy looked like he was in complete shock that I called him out on it.
If I do go out to eat its at a place I know and trust. I'm not one of those food connoisseurs that need to try everything and eat at every place in town.
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I eat out every weekday for lunch and always a sit-down meal. I'm a traveling salesman and heart disease kills a lot of us so I always eat good food at lunch. No fried food. On the weekends, though, I eat whatever I want. But I'm not an Outback fan.