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Originally Posted by pusha
(Post 762422)
It's pretty simple to get out of jury duty:
The accused is a blond-haired white woman, probably mid 40s, mother of two (formerly 3.) She's pretty well fucked. The last time, I was #4, and the prosecutor kicked me out during the peremptory challenge phase. I genuinely have no idea why, aside from the fact that the accused (inappropriate sexual contact with a minor) had dark skin and a name that ends in Z. Her loss for not knowing the difference between Cubans and Mexicans, and recognizing that the two groups, as a matter of broad generalization, would just as soon kill one another as breathe. I'd probably have voted to hang him (yes, yes, I know that sentencing is the judge's job. It's a figure of speech.) |
Originally Posted by pusha
(Post 762429)
have you considered being tested for HIV? you get sick more often than Eazy-E ever did.
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Aside from any false ideas about doing his/her civic duty, I don't know why anyone would show up to jury duty. It's not like the summons are sent via registered mail and we all know how often regular mail gets lost...
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Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy
(Post 762433)
Not really.
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Originally Posted by pusha
(Post 762435)
bro you have more negative energy than the wrong side of a magnet
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Originally Posted by pusha
(Post 762434)
Aside from any false ideas about doing his/her civic duty, I don't know why anyone would show up to jury duty.
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Are those earrings how other gays know to hit on you?
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You're so anti-conformist, you do exactly what other anti-conformist does.
ie. hipster. now, are those glasses Michael Korrs or Armani Exchange? |
Buttons on back of neck would probably fit well in my portable phone charger
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Originally Posted by rider384
(Post 762531)
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q...4/IMG_1893.jpg
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q...4/IMG_1891.jpg Double helix and a nape piercing |
Not sure if serious....
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Originally Posted by olderguy
(Post 762594)
Buttons on back of neck would probably fit well in my portable phone charger
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:yippee:
I get to use one of my vacation days tomorrow! I'm going to wake up early tomorrow..... and go turn myself in for my goddamn warrant! Sit in a holding cell for part of the day, then bond myself out for fucking $300. By the time this is all over, I will have to pay probably between $600-$800 because my tag sticker either fell off or was stolen, and I missed a court date. It's a racket. |
^ Also your fault. Just sayin'
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Originally Posted by FRT_Fun
(Post 762775)
^ Also your fault. Just sayin'
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we just had an earthquake. im on 7th floor. im going home. ktahnkzbai.
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Originally Posted by Braineack
(Post 762784)
we just had an earthquake. im on 7th floor. im going home. ktahnkzbai.
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you only die once!
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
(Post 762787)
Only a 5.8?
Pussy. http://news.yahoo.com/quake-rocks-wa...181550612.html |
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