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pusha 02-26-2011 04:15 PM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 694267)
THE ultimate kittycat shirt...yes..I am fucking rocking this shit today..and modeling it for you MT'ers-

http://www.imagelinkers.com/out.php/i72806_IMG0006.jpg


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 694629)
I want that shirt.

Same, I sent him a PM. Hopefully he will tell us where we can get cool.

Vashthestampede 02-26-2011 04:28 PM


Originally Posted by Pusha (Post 694809)
Same, I sent him a PM. Hopefully he will tell us where we can get cool.

I've seen it on CCS.com before. Its a enjoi shirt. I think it didnt do well and became a clearance item, little did they know all you ******s would be going wild over it. lol

:jerkit:

pusha 02-26-2011 04:38 PM

I found it and was going to order it until I realized shipping would be $8. Seriously CCS? After all the Osiris D3s and Circa Muskas I bought back in 8th grade? Really?

turotufas 02-26-2011 07:37 PM

I didn't know CCS was still around.

Vashthestampede 02-26-2011 07:53 PM

I've been buying from CCS forever. That's really the only place I get my t-shirts, shoes and hats from. All the pants/jeans they sell are all fag tight and any skateboard decks or hardware is usually overpriced.

pusha 02-26-2011 07:54 PM


Originally Posted by Vashthestampede (Post 694863)
I've been buying from CCS forever. That's really the only place I get my t-shirts, shoes and hats from. All the pants/jeans they sell are all fag tight and any skateboard decks or hardware is usually overpriced.

You still dress like you're 14?

Vashthestampede 02-26-2011 08:13 PM


Originally Posted by Pusha (Post 694864)
You still dress like you're 14?

Only when I go to the club.

pusha 02-26-2011 08:25 PM


Originally Posted by Vashthestampede (Post 694868)
Only when I go to the club.

I dress like an adult.

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._2203914_n.jpg

rider384 02-27-2011 02:11 AM

This just in: Half the people who own Audis are retarded douchebags who like rimz.

18psi 02-27-2011 02:19 AM


Originally Posted by Pusha (Post 694870)

damn, you're hot as hell.
wanna scissor?

turotufas 02-27-2011 03:21 AM

My documentary is going to be boss.

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._2651765_n.jpg

And getting drizzy while acting out old wrestling moves with a best bud is boss. UNTIL mother fucker wastes the last two beers trying to do a


ismael_pt 02-27-2011 07:07 AM


hustler 02-27-2011 09:47 AM

GIFTER and GIFTEE invoke the power of SATAN and celebrate their submission to Him.
Together, GIFTER and GIFTEE light 13 black candles while chanting to SATAN.
GIFTER and GIFTEE kneel before SATAN.
GIFTER recites: “Hail Satan. We praise SATAN and thank Him for the inspiration to conduct this service today. I give my thanks to our Lord and Master Satan for the power I have been entrusted with. I give my thanks to our Lord and Master Satan for my precious gift and the ability and the will to pass it on in His name as long as I shall live. HAIL SATAN.”
GIFTEE recites: “Hail Satan. We praise SATAN and thank Him for the inspiration to conduct this service today. I give my thanks to our Lord and Master Satan for leading me to His follower to receive His gift today and promise to pass it on to others for as long as I shall live. HAIL SATAN.”
GIFTER applies tattoo of biohazard symbol with “GIFTER” below it.
GIFTER applies tattoo with words “HIV –“ to GIFTEE’s ass.
GIFTEE shows his gratitude to GIFTER and willingness to accept the fruits of GIFTER’S body.
GIFTEE kneels before GIFTER while GIFTER pisses in a goblet. GIFTEE drinks from the goblet and gives praise and thanks to GIFTER and to SATAN.
GIFTEE kneels before GIFTER and opens its mouth while GIFTER spits into it. GIFTEE swallows all that is offered and gives praise and thanks to GIFTER and to SATAN.
Using a rimseat, GIFTEE pleasures GIFTER anally and takes communion of GIFTER’S shit, giving praise and thanks to GIFTER and to SATAN.
The gift is passed.
GIFTER recites: “******, do you accept my gift in the name of SATAN?”
GIFTEE responds: “Yes, Sir, I do, Sir.”
GIFTER recites: “******, do you accept all that goes with having my gift in your body, in the name of SATAN?”
GIFTEE responds: “Yes, Sir, I do, Sir.”
GIFTER recites: “******, do you accept the gift of AIDS, in the name of SATAN?”
GIFTEE responds: “Yes, Sir, I do, Sir.”
GIFTER fucks GIFTEE. GIFTEE follows all instructions while both chant and give praise and thanks to SATAN.
GIFTER shoots as many loads as he likes into GIFTEE.
Giving praise and thanks for the passing of the gift.
GIFTER uses a black marker to write through words on GIFTEE’s body, so that “HIV –“ is changed to “HIV +.”
GIFTER applies tattoo of biohazard symbol with words “FUTURE AIDS ******” to GIFTEE’s chest.
GIFTER and GIFTEE kneel together and give praise and thanks to SATAN.

Pen2_the_penguin 02-27-2011 12:44 PM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 694973)
GIFTER and GIFTEE invoke the power of SATAN and celebrate their submission to Him.
Together, GIFTER and GIFTEE light 13 black candles while chanting to SATAN.
GIFTER and GIFTEE kneel before SATAN.
GIFTER recites: “Hail Satan. We praise SATAN and thank Him for the inspiration to conduct this service today. I give my thanks to our Lord and Master Satan for the power I have been entrusted with. I give my thanks to our Lord and Master Satan for my precious gift and the ability and the will to pass it on in His name as long as I shall live. HAIL SATAN.”
GIFTEE recites: “Hail Satan. We praise SATAN and thank Him for the inspiration to conduct this service today. I give my thanks to our Lord and Master Satan for leading me to His follower to receive His gift today and promise to pass it on to others for as long as I shall live. HAIL SATAN.”
GIFTER applies tattoo of biohazard symbol with “GIFTER” below it.
GIFTER applies tattoo with words “HIV –“ to GIFTEE’s ass.
GIFTEE shows his gratitude to GIFTER and willingness to accept the fruits of GIFTER’S body.
GIFTEE kneels before GIFTER while GIFTER pisses in a goblet. GIFTEE drinks from the goblet and gives praise and thanks to GIFTER and to SATAN.
GIFTEE kneels before GIFTER and opens its mouth while GIFTER spits into it. GIFTEE swallows all that is offered and gives praise and thanks to GIFTER and to SATAN.
Using a rimseat, GIFTEE pleasures GIFTER anally and takes communion of GIFTER’S shit, giving praise and thanks to GIFTER and to SATAN.
The gift is passed.
GIFTER recites: “******, do you accept my gift in the name of SATAN?”
GIFTEE responds: “Yes, Sir, I do, Sir.”
GIFTER recites: “******, do you accept all that goes with having my gift in your body, in the name of SATAN?”
GIFTEE responds: “Yes, Sir, I do, Sir.”
GIFTER recites: “******, do you accept the gift of AIDS, in the name of SATAN?”
GIFTEE responds: “Yes, Sir, I do, Sir.”
GIFTER fucks GIFTEE. GIFTEE follows all instructions while both chant and give praise and thanks to SATAN.
GIFTER shoots as many loads as he likes into GIFTEE.
Giving praise and thanks for the passing of the gift.
GIFTER uses a black marker to write through words on GIFTEE’s body, so that “HIV –“ is changed to “HIV +.”
GIFTER applies tattoo of biohazard symbol with words “FUTURE AIDS ******” to GIFTEE’s chest.
GIFTER and GIFTEE kneel together and give praise and thanks to SATAN.


You sir, must be high or something.

pusha 02-27-2011 03:25 PM


Originally Posted by 18psi (Post 694950)
damn, you're hot as hell.
wanna scissor?

I am a simple man. Yes.

Pen2_the_penguin 02-27-2011 03:29 PM


NA6C-Guy 02-27-2011 04:51 PM

:crx: Fucking engine bay wiring!!! Why does it all have to be so fucking brittle and delicate!? Well, other than being almost 30 years old and heat treated by a rotary oven.

pusha 02-27-2011 04:54 PM

Holy shit, my roommate is a weird asshole. Homes comes in the room after taking a shower and before getting dressed, checks his phone for missed calls, calls the person back and begins a 30 minute phone call while standing in a towel in the middle of the room.

I did what every logical person would do, I took my cock out and started jacking off until he left.

NA6C-Guy 02-27-2011 08:31 PM

So is Paypal now taking chunks of my money for using their "services"? Trying to figure out why my $375 became $363 as soon as it hit my account. I don't recall ever having money taken like that in the past. God I hate Paypal.

NA6C-Guy 02-27-2011 08:35 PM

I think this is a no brainer. It seem that looking at my local craigslist, I can sell my computer for more than it is really worth, then turn around and build a brand new computer for less money. It's about 1.5 years old with some new parts I have recently upgraded. Can probably get $1000 for it, based on other local gaming computers. Should I deal with the BS hassle? It won't yield any big profit, but I will roughly break even and get a slightly more advanced computer. Plus I love the process of building them, so it's fun to me to see it all come together and work.

:cjerk:


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