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NA6C-Guy 06-08-2010 07:12 AM

The ultimate boner killer is Helen Thomas. Was just browsing 4chan sporting a little wood, then BAM! Helen Thomas on the TV looking at me... :ugh:

:laugh:

lordrigamus 06-08-2010 07:32 AM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 585081)
The ultimate boner killer is Helen Thomas. Was just browsing 4chan sporting a little wood, then BAM! Helen Thomas on the TV looking at me... :ugh:

:laugh:

Don't lie, you would tap that dusty ass.

NA6C-Guy 06-08-2010 07:49 AM


Originally Posted by lordrigamus (Post 585083)
Don't lie, you would tap that dusty ass.

I'd easily break her in half.

Braineack 06-08-2010 07:55 AM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 585081)
The ultimate boner killer is Helen Thomas. Was just browsing 4chan sporting a little wood, then BAM! Helen Thomas on the TV looking at me... :ugh:

:laugh:


you love it when she tells you to get out of Lebanon.

Rocky64 06-08-2010 09:25 AM

headin' out to deals gap. goin across Cherohala scenic skyway then to the rockslide. picnic, skip rocks, high speed corners. profit. later fags.

buffon01 06-08-2010 01:19 PM

So you assholes have time to fuck with my profile, but none to help me out on my build thread. :vash:

FRT_Fun 06-08-2010 01:22 PM

I just ate a 6 hour old Sausage Egg Cheese McGriddle... those don't go bad right?

99mx5 06-08-2010 02:05 PM

Negligent drivers in SUVs suck!!!!!! Anybody have a 99 emerald mica drivers door? :(

NA6C-Guy 06-08-2010 05:05 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 585086)
you love it when she tells you to get out of Lebanon.

:jerkit: I'll "occupy" her "territory"...

:barf::barf::barf::barf::barf:

turotufas 06-09-2010 06:26 AM

ALEX pARDEE
 
Skills, skills, skills. - Gang Starr




mgeoffriau 06-09-2010 11:46 AM

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Couple pics I took on my phone this morning and yesterday:

Think you couldn't DD a Carrera? You forgot about the roof rack:

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And this morning. OH SHIT OPTIMUS PRIME IS PISSED.

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Braineack 06-09-2010 11:47 AM

i saw Conan last night.

levnubhin 06-09-2010 11:56 AM

so
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pusha 06-09-2010 12:07 PM

so he was taking a cold shower all night.

Braineack 06-09-2010 12:09 PM

he was funny and andy ritcher was there and he was pudgy.

mgeoffriau 06-09-2010 12:39 PM

In other news, Taco Bell is now selling "margaritas".

Non-alcoholic, but in the traditional lime, strawberry, and mango flavors. I grabbed some Taco Bell on the way home from softball last night (in preparation for the basketball game), ordered a margarita on a whim, went home, and topped the cup off with as much Burnett's plastic bottle vodka as I could fit. Not bad.

levnubhin 06-09-2010 12:41 PM

So
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Joe Perez 06-09-2010 03:18 PM


Originally Posted by Obi-Wan Kenobi
"And these blast points... too accurate for Sandpeople. Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precise."

What the hell was Ben smoking?

From all the evidence we have, Imperial stormtroopers couldn't hit the broad side of the Deathstar from 10 paces.

This has bothered me since childhood.

Braineack 06-09-2010 03:19 PM

It always bothers me that there is very little force being used. I'd be throw bitches over ledges left and right by use of the force.

Braineack 06-09-2010 04:20 PM


Dear all:
I received many emails, many people said that I lay, I should not keep head position. all people at aalborg university knew that I was honest, obama became the president now, although I fear obama , I wrote that the policemen will come, let me handle the event to the student in email before peter axel nielsen used policemen to arrest the student in the jail on 2006.
then I have Expelled him for several month.
I admitted the fact peter axel nielsen arrested the student in the jail on 2008, then he lost the head position again, I became the head. my country and the university do not allow that I admitted all.
but I am honest and I have very good heart for the students. I hope you may tell it to all people.
I am honest. I have a very good heart.




yours sincerely

Kristian G. Olesen

Head
odd spam mail i just got.


EDIT oh and another:


If there is no justice, it will go to the death. Which is as same as the history of hitler.
The history of obama is the history of hitler. Obama has used his behave to knock the ring of his political death.
Obama be rewarded
obama is the badest in the world. he became the president based on europen leader's help.
aalborg university in denamrk is badest university in the world。
they never dare to repair all student's webapge , because of the fact which peter axel Nielsen and obama used the American policemen to persecute the student.
the tradition of aalborg university is that each student's webpage is on the webpage of each departmentfor many years they removed the student's webpage after they persecuted the student

the previous head(peter axel nielsen) of computer science department at aalborg university lost his leader position because of the student's phd application, then he used obama to command many american policeman to persecuted the student the tradition of aalborg university is each student's webpage in each webpage of every department.
if they repair the all student's webpage, then the student know the fact which the professor and hillary clinton persecuted the student, then they have no the face to teach the students.
in order to recover the fact which the professor and obama persecuted the student , obama appointed Danish Premier Minister Anders Fogh Rasmussen as NATO's new secretary-genera to prevent his mouth.
he went to the europe before the president caimpagn in order to recover the fact which they persecuted the student.
the europen leader's help him to recover the fact, he became the president based on europen leader's help.
current british premier is american dog, he has no qualification to be leader continuously.
aalborg university award the honor PHd degree to the former vice president al gore of bill clinton when hillary clinton and obama hope to get the republican candidate of the president?
they make all people believed hillary clinton persecued the student.
and obama used closed relation with hillary clinton for the media to prevent all people's mouth.
many people paraded in my city. I was very angry too.
I do not work at Aalborg university now. I left the criminal university. I never go to Aalborg university again.
Jesu forgives the criminal souls. They schemed the machination together.
in fact, After peter axel nielsen lost the head position, Obama and policemen helped him persecuting the student in USA. We heard all based on the software.
thereby, you may understand why obama came to Europe before presidential campain.
you may understand what the Aalborg university did.aalborg university award the honor PHd degree to the former vice president al gore of bill clinton when hillary clinton and obama hope to get the republican candidate of the president, he made all people believe that hillary clinton persecte the student, then he used closed relation with hillary clinton for media to prevent all people's mouth.
you may understand why there was the financial crisis in the world. you may understand who operated american stock market.
.
you may understand why Anders Fogh Rasmussen became the secretary-general of NETO.
you may understand why the Aalborg university removed the student's webpages on each department.
you may understand what obama did. you may understand what obama can do.
you may understand what obama will do
Using obama's scentence :yes,we can
Thereby, you do not wonder why so many american banks and companies went into bankruptc.
you do not wonder that they disassembled the motor industry.
you do not wonder why they arrested many republican.
you do not wonder there was american nuclear disembosom.
you do not wonder that they sell the senator position.
you do not wonder using the powerful force of military deter the world you do not wonder that there are many earthquake in the world. (there is american submarine with bomb).
you do not wonder how bad the world will become in the future.

Because obama always say: yes, we can.

. you may understand how the world will become.
I love my country. but there are the criminal souls. Jesu forgives the criminal souls.
obama is the badest in the world


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