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Actually not so bad. Then again I haven't taken a real good, full bladder piss yet. That may change my tune. I'm pounding down water right now to get some flow going to flush that junk out. Gotta strain all of it too, which is a bother. Bring anything I catch to my follow up next week to have the stent removed. I'm for sure not looking forward to that because it's done in the office, and I don't know if I will get anything for pain. Might just be a grit your teeth and hold on to something procedure. Grab the string and pull that 2' long tube with a curve on each end out from all the way up in my kidney... can you say FUN!

Maybe it'll be OK if you get some hot chick to do it......otherwise I'd pound some lortab or something before going.

NA6C-Guy

01-06-2011 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 676284)

Maybe it'll be OK if you get some hot chick to do it......otherwise I'd pound some lortab or something before going.

Every damn procedure I have had, I always get a hot nurse. Everybody involved today with the exception of one was really hot. Which is great, but my last trip to the ER I shit on myself a little :laugh: Fortunately a dude came by before the hot nurse could come back and I changed gowns and disposed of the evidence. The mix of pain meds and the laxative I had taken 12 hour prior caused that little incident.

scottyd

01-06-2011 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 676285)

I always get a hot nurse.

Pics or ban.

And we don't want to see more of you recovering (but seriously, glad to hear you're doing really well).

NA6C-Guy

01-06-2011 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by scottyd (Post 676286)

Pics or ban.

And we don't want to see more of you recovering (but seriously, glad to hear you're doing really well).

Pics of the floss hanging from my bloody dick, OK no problem! brb

scottyd

01-06-2011 03:36 PM

http://img.gran-angular.net/2/do_not...not_want_9.jpg

sixshooter

01-06-2011 03:41 PM

Green floss dispenser:

http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_570xN.187947501.jpg

NA6C-Guy

01-06-2011 03:43 PM

Damn these slow fucks at Walgreens need to hurry up and fill my prescription, I'm ready for my feel goods. Percocet is it's own food group in my diet, my favorite food group. Though these bastards only gave me 15 pills, which is only good for about 4 days... :mad: I want to feel good for my entire week off work damn it! At least I get the comical green piss pills for over a month. It'll be Christmas in my toilet tonight, red and green.

sixshooter

01-06-2011 03:45 PM

You said the floss was green but you didn't say if it tasted like mint. We're waiting...

NA6C-Guy

01-06-2011 03:58 PM

Ewww. It's probably flavored of iron and ammonia at the moment.

Doppelgänger

01-06-2011 05:29 PM

Drinking a few Red Bulls a day will also give the impression you're piss is radioactive. Next time I ever need to take a piss test, I need to remember to drink 2 or 3 to freak out the doc/tech.

matthewdesigns

01-06-2011 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 676285)

The mix of pain meds and the laxative I had taken 12 hour prior caused that little incident.

MT.net initiation party?

hustler

01-06-2011 05:46 PM

lol all shitting all over the place.

On a side note, "Mad Season" is everything I loved about Alice in Chains, but so much sweeter.

Braineack

01-06-2011 05:54 PM

the leader singer was over 6' tall and weighed in under 90 lbs when he was found dead.

18psi

01-06-2011 05:58 PM

cocaine is a helluva drug

sixshooter

01-06-2011 06:03 PM

Heroin > Jenny Craig

hustler

01-06-2011 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 676330)

the leader singer was over 6' tall and weighed in under 90 lbs when he was found dead.

And his cats ate the corpse.

chicksdigmiatas

01-06-2011 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Braineack@racelandsthead on m.net

Well, when you are ready to step up to a big boy setup, you can purchase some Monroe Sensa-Trac Cartridges and put some lead in that pencil. I'll even help you find what fits; go to page #18: http://www.monroe.com/catalog/docume...engthSheet.pdf

Or you could just go straight to the Monroes on each corner with the OBX sleeves and springs. Looking at under $300 shipped for the best adjustable coilover setup around. Maybe even splurge for Gabriel shocks...but that extra $2 a corner might be pushing it.

That shit made me LOL.

levnubhin

01-06-2011 06:48 PM