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levnubhin 01-04-2011 10:13 PM


Originally Posted by Pusha (Post 675700)
Yes, I watched two dudes do it once and actually land it. That shit was unreal.

It's good that you're ok. :)

Thay closed that part down, too many people getting hurt I guess. No way id ever try it.

Thanks, I am in a lot of fucking pain tho.
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shuiend 01-04-2011 10:26 PM

"I met a girl at a cafe once. We talked for a few minutes but then I got a phone call and excused myself to take it. When I came back she was gone.

Went home and posted an ad on missed connections. Two days later she writes me back and we set up a date. We went out for drinks and then I raped her in the alley behind the bar, leaving her crying and bloody. Worst part is the bitch gave me herpes."

ROFL

CPSmith 01-04-2011 10:54 PM


Excellent

pusha 01-05-2011 02:13 AM


Originally Posted by levnubhin (Post 675724)
Thay closed that part down, too many people getting hurt I guess. No way id ever try it.

Thanks, I am in a lot of fucking pain tho.

Probably just a contusion? I've been over the bars a few times.

Pen2_the_penguin 01-05-2011 04:52 AM

I hate it when I go down on a chick in the dark, they forget to maintain their shaven girly parts... so it feels like my chin just hit sand paper on the way down.

chicksdigmiatas 01-05-2011 07:48 AM

AWD TL's = Slower than I thought, Far slower.

Braineack 01-05-2011 08:32 AM

The Eye of Ra has formed on my fingernail.

Braineack 01-05-2011 08:37 AM

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levnubhin 01-05-2011 09:09 AM


Originally Posted by Pusha (Post 675775)
Probably just a contusion? I've been over the bars a few times.

Definitely, on my ribs and shoulder.


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 675801)

That's fucking gross!
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levnubhin 01-05-2011 09:15 AM


Originally Posted by wishfulthinking90 (Post 675736)

Excellent

Good stuff. Lol
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Braineack 01-05-2011 09:17 AM


Originally Posted by levnubhin (Post 675805)
That's fucking gross!


The EYE OF RA is offended!

olderguy 01-05-2011 09:21 AM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 675798)
The Eye of Ra has formed on my fingernail.

I looked at it and right away thought of Beavis or Butthead

Braineack 01-05-2011 09:23 AM


Originally Posted by levnubhin (Post 675808)
Good stuff. Lol


really? it was boring and stupid. I'll introduce him to my cousin Garrett...I'll show him racisim. He's not well spoken either and likes bon fires.

NA6C-Guy 01-05-2011 09:46 AM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 675813)
really? it was boring and stupid. I'll introduce him to my cousin Garrett...I'll show him racisim. He's not well spoken either and likes bon fires.

:bowrofl:

levnubhin 01-05-2011 09:49 AM

I like Bon fires.....
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Braineack 01-05-2011 10:12 AM


Originally Posted by levnubhin (Post 675825)
I like Bon fires.....

in the shape of crosses?

levnubhin 01-05-2011 10:15 AM

Sure, why not?
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hustler 01-05-2011 10:22 AM

Can anyone think of a reason why I should not go home from work and play Forza all day?

scottyd 01-05-2011 10:47 AM


Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin (Post 675786)
I hate it when I go down on a chick in the dark, they forget to maintain their shaven girly parts... so it feels like my chin just hit sand paper on the way down.

What are you doing going down on her?

NA6C-Guy 01-05-2011 10:49 AM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 675840)
Can anyone think of a reason why I should not go home from work and play Forza all day?

Nope. Sounds reasonable. I've gotta find something to do with my 12 days off of work. I haven't had this long to do nothing since before I started back to work when I was going to school full time.


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