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levnubhin 12-14-2010 02:22 PM


Originally Posted by ianferrell (Post 669021)
Undoubtedly eliciting countless giggles in high school Civics classrooms nationwide, the Congressman's surname is correctly pronounced "BAY-ner." Though—fittingly—its phonetic pronunciation is a colloquial term for an erection of the male reproductive organ.

(edit, sorry, I stold that: http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=John_Boehner)



Why is he always crying?
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E-NA6CE 12-14-2010 03:05 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 669010)
Yeah well... I don't fuck around. It's all relative. Islamic nuts who are actually practicing what evil they preach shall not be downplayed because 1000 years ago a bunch of Christians used to do the same, so it okay...they are just catching up.

I'm not downplaying them. Just saying that the point they are at now is nothing compared to the point the Christians are at. Christians still slaughter innocents in the name of the Lord. It's ridiculous. Religion is going to fuck everyone in the ass one day and when everyone's dead and finds out there is no heaven or hell or all-knowing, unfair Maker then even more shit will hit the fan.

Braineack 12-14-2010 03:16 PM

Yes and in the future all the Atheists will fight over who has the better association name...whats your point?


Can I have a few references of where in resent history....lets say the last month or two, Christians have slaughtered people in the name of the Holy Ghost. I'm curious.

Bond 12-14-2010 03:17 PM

God lives! I saw him today at Balance Point in 4th gear!

Pen2_the_penguin 12-14-2010 03:26 PM

I just ate a snickers... I AM STILL HUNGRY!

BASTARDS!

olderguy 12-14-2010 03:35 PM


Originally Posted by E-NA6CE (Post 669051)
Religion is going to fuck everyone in the ass one day and when everyone's dead and finds out there is no heaven or hell or all-knowing, unfair Maker then even more shit will hit the fan.

No heaven, no hell, no all-knowing, no nothing.....Then how will shit hit the fan when there is nothing? No consciousness, just nothing.:facepalm:

olderguy 12-14-2010 03:39 PM

Gotta watch them agnostics also:

McVeigh was raised Roman Catholic.[83] During his childhood, he and his father attended daily Mass at Good Shepherd Church in Pendleton, New York.[citation needed] In a March, 1996, interview with Time magazine, McVeigh professed his belief in "a God", although he said he had "sort of lost touch with" Catholicism and "I never really picked it up, however I do maintain core beliefs."[83] In June, 2001, McVeigh wrote a letter to the Buffalo News claiming to be an agnostic[84] and told the authors of American Terrorist that he did not believe in Hell.[85] McVeigh once said that he believed the universe was guided by natural law, energized by some universal higher power that showed each person right from wrong if they paid attention to what was going on inside them. He had also said, "Science is my religion."[86]

Braineack 12-14-2010 03:42 PM

I just thought of one. I'm pretty sure the dude that killed Lenon did it because of ( amoung other reasons) Lenon's disapproving views on Christianity.

Case closed!


Now we can sit tight and wait for the Scientologist Army to take over the world!

viperormiata 12-14-2010 03:50 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 669067)
Now we can sit tight and wait for the Scientologist Army to take over the world!

http://morethings.com/fan/south_park...nu_story05.jpg

NA6C-Guy 12-14-2010 05:38 PM

Can't we all just get along? Cut ties with your gods and just be a man. I know, it was hard for me to accept that Santa wasn't real, but I got used to a world without someone watching me when I'm sleeping, and judging me on everything I do. I do just fine without him.

KPLAFIN 12-14-2010 06:13 PM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 669107)
Can't we all just get along? Cut ties with your gods and just be a man. I know, it was hard for me to accept that Santa wasn't real, but I got used to a world without someone watching me when I'm sleeping, and judging me on everything I do. I do just fine without him.

Amen

shuiend 12-14-2010 06:50 PM

Fast Five trailer is out on MTV.com. Movie looks so horrible, but I will be there opening day.

pusha 12-14-2010 07:08 PM

Han is like Jesus at this point. Homeboy keeps coming back from the dead.

icantthink4155 12-14-2010 07:59 PM


Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin (Post 669060)
I just ate a snickers... I AM STILL HUNGRY!

BASTARDS!

You fat Americans are never full!

turotufas 12-14-2010 08:07 PM

Alignments for the wins! My steering wheel is straight once again!

viperormiata 12-14-2010 08:53 PM


Originally Posted by turotufas (Post 669143)
Alignments for the wins! My steering wheel is straight once again!

Not for long, you drive a miata :giggle:

turotufas 12-14-2010 10:20 PM


Originally Posted by viperormiata (Post 669159)
Not for long, you drive a miata :giggle:

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/3419/origi...jpg?1244840172

sixshooter 12-14-2010 10:56 PM

E-NA6CE is so full of shit it is ridiculous. Stalin killed in the name of Christianity? That's funny seeing how he systematically crushed Christianity at every turn because he thought it undermined his authority. Try not spouting a bunch of bullshit until you've taken the time to actually read a book, mmkay?

And looking at this historic list of wars by death toll I am trying to pick out a couple that are based on religious differences. Seems to me most were started over control of land and resources. And this doesn't look much like 814 million deaths. Maybe there were a few dozen extra World War IIs that you are counting that I missed.

Doppelgänger 12-14-2010 11:01 PM

And how many of those can ba traced back to some sort of religious beginning? How about adding up totals of religion vs war and not just specific events? Overall, religion will win.


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