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18psi 11-28-2010 02:55 AM

noob of the month?:giggle:
https://www.miataturbo.net/suspension-brakes-drivetrain-49/i-like-stock-miata-suspension-better-than-anything-else-but-i-have-question-53900/

NA6C-Guy 11-28-2010 03:16 AM

Dear god how retarded can one person be. Apparently pretty damn retarded.

18psi 11-28-2010 03:18 AM

I'm having a hard time trying to figure out of serious or not.
Its very refreshing. Usually I can tell within minutes:D

kotomile 11-28-2010 03:26 AM

It just keeps going and going with that faggette.

Paraphrasing: "You think you know how to make a car handle because of, like, science and stuff. But I know how it should feel!!!!! I'm so much faster than all of you sheeple!!! You do all of this, like, racing, how's that going to make your car faster on the street where it belongs?"

lol.

And all this time so-called "race cars" like those in Formula 1, GP2, F3, NASCAR, DTM, JGTC, Solo2, Time Attack, autocross, SM, etc. had us thinking that lowering the car was the way to go. How could we be so blind?

Nagase 11-28-2010 03:53 AM

I don't get it. Why wasn't he banned immediately? Just annoying...

18psi 11-28-2010 04:00 AM

annoying?

I'm laughing my ass off.
Did you see the pics I found of him?
OMFG HHAHAHAHAH holy shit this just gets better and better. Idiot obviously doesn't know how to set his PB account on "private". :bowrofl:





I gotta say, if this is a dupe account troll he has definitely done his homework and provided major laughs.
If not, then he just took the crown from Hyper and became "THE KING":D

Pen2_the_penguin 11-28-2010 12:33 PM

I think I have a big, red impression of a hand on my face for facepalming so hard. I never ever thought I would see someone so damned retarded in my life!!

For all the thoughts that run through my head of this guy, I am forced to be rendered speechless.

Pen2_the_penguin 11-28-2010 01:23 PM

attention all mt.net.


You all have proven your point in the past.


I ignored you because I didn't give two shits.

Until now.

As of 8 mins ago, I just made 150 bucks.

As of 8 mins ago, I didnt realize how dumb I was.

As of 8 mins ago, I am enlighten in my miata quest.

As of 8 mins ago, some mexican doucher just asked me where he could find a wing like mine, and wished he had it for his jetta, while pointing down the street at this POS 96' jetta with unpainted bondo on the doors, some cheap fart can that was the size of a 24 oz. soda can and... wait... ALTEZZA tail lights!! Is THIS who I attract? I mean... OH EM GEE, I know the retarded wing was free, but I didnt realize this is the consequence of my action! OH GOD WHY! After staring at this man's stereotypical face, I just turned and looked at my car, then back at his, then back at mine, and then I made my decision.

I turned to him and said "For $150, you ill give you mine."

He turn and trotted (yes, trotted) to his car while saying something so fast and in very broken english I didnt understand him. He came back from his car with $150. I never took a part something that fast in my life.


True story.

Bond 11-28-2010 02:01 PM

The curse is broken, too bad you still fail with the autotragic

Pen2_the_penguin 11-28-2010 02:26 PM

Im working on that fix as well, no miatas in my area that are for sale that are worth it.

KPLAFIN 11-28-2010 02:35 PM


Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin (Post 662661)
Im working on that fix as well, no miatas in my area that are for sale that are worth it.

Junkyard tranny is your friend. You could probably pick up a transmission to swap in while you're there too.

Pen2_the_penguin 11-28-2010 02:39 PM


Originally Posted by KPLAFIN (Post 662663)
Junkyard tranny is your friend. You could probably pick up a transmission to swap in while you're there too.

I have thought about that as well, but the automatic to manual swap still scares the crap out of me.

KPLAFIN 11-28-2010 02:46 PM


Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin (Post 662666)
I have thought about that as well, but the automatic to manual swap still scares the crap out of me.

If everything else about your car is good or at least decent I wouldn't hesitate to do it, can't be THAT hard can it? I'm sure there are plenty of people close by that'll give you a hand with it.

CPSmith 11-28-2010 05:24 PM


Originally Posted by 18psi (Post 662516)
OMFG HHAHAHAHAH holy shit this just gets better and better. Idiot obviously doesn't know how to set his PB account on "private". :bowrofl:

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
I seriously lost brain cells reading that thread.
On his website, he proudly proclaims you can email him directly at rolledoats@hotmail.com
:idea: I'm feeling troll-ish, so I may just create a bogus email to fuck with him.

Nagase 11-28-2010 05:29 PM


Originally Posted by wishfulthinking90 (Post 662711)
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
I seriously lost brain cells reading that thread.
On his website, he proudly proclaims you can email him directly at rolledoats@hotmail.com
:idea: I'm feeling troll-ish, so I may just create a bogus email to fuck with him.

You're doing it wrong. Post up the info on /b. He'll learn. :firedevil

CPSmith 11-28-2010 05:38 PM


Originally Posted by Nagase (Post 662714)
You're doing it wrong. Post up the info on /b. He'll learn. :firedevil

You should do it! :giggle:

Nagase 11-28-2010 05:53 PM


Originally Posted by wishfulthinking90 (Post 662717)
You should do it! :giggle:

Done. Let's see if anything comes of it. :D

EDIT: Taken down immediately. :/ Someone else do it!

NA6C-Guy 11-28-2010 07:08 PM

Damn it!!! :vash: Any time I try to save up to buy something, something else has to mess up and steal my money. My damn Samsung DLP lamp has shit itself, and that's $150ish. At least I assume it's the lamp. The TV will come on, work for about 15 seconds, then click off and go black, and I hear a buzz and it does it's little reboot thing and comes back after another 15 seconds, then repeats over and over. When it goes off the lamp light on the front blinks until it comes back on. I can't go without my TV!!!

I was going to buy a new camera lens with that money, but now TV optics have taken over.

SHIT!

After more research, other people with my TV had had similar problems and it ended up being ballast board and motherboard issues, both needing to be replaced. Blown capacitor or something... fuck. I'm out of warranty, and that sounds like a fucking hassle.

18psi 11-28-2010 07:09 PM

http://i54.tinypic.com/23kb2n5.jpg

NA6C-Guy 11-28-2010 07:10 PM


Originally Posted by 18psi (Post 662751)
...

:bowrofl: WTF! That's fucked up.


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