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viperormiata 11-16-2010 12:54 AM

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turotufas 11-16-2010 01:20 AM

Break dot com is fuckin' awesome.

NA6C-Guy 11-16-2010 08:58 AM

:bowrofl: So wrong, but it made me laugh.

LOL! Photobucket doesn't like pedobear apparently. I've gotten away with porn on there for years, but now they delete it for pedobear.

Doppelgänger 11-16-2010 09:03 AM

For the record, I got my first ever warning on m.net for telling that emo fucker to stop posting threads and that the pictures sucked. :giggle:

Doppelgänger 11-16-2010 11:53 PM

Note to self-

Don't eat as much as you think you can when you have not eaten anything all day. Case in point- I missed lunch today because the fuckers in my building decided to pack it up after an hour. *Back story* The cafe in my office closed and now Chick-Fil-A and Honeybaked Ham cater for us every day but for limited hours. So I go down at like 1pm to ga something and they're gone. Oh well. Fastforward to 6pm and the GF and I are at the mall for some food and whatnot. Go figure she goes to Chick-Fil-A and I decide to treat myself to some really junky Checkers. I eat there like 2-3 times a year. So why not. I love that greasy ass food...but know better than to eat it very much. So I order-
2 chili cheeze burgers
a order of chili cheeze fries (these things come in a pretty big box....and come with a fork)
1 medium Fanta (that bitch was the size of a 40...no shit)

So I eat all of this food...and the extra chicken sandwich that my GF got (by one get one free). Not but a couple of hours later I decide I am hungry...again... and pound down like 8-10 Oreos and a tall glass of milk. I eat way too fucking much.

Aricjm15 11-17-2010 01:14 AM

You might just want to go sit on the toilet and wait for what is going to come.

18psi 11-17-2010 01:20 AM

Go to the store and pick up some toilet bowl cleaner with bleach or replace the toilet after you're done. Your choice

E-NA6CE 11-17-2010 08:21 AM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 658345)
Note to self-

Don't eat as much as you think you can when you have not eaten anything all day. Case in point- I missed lunch today because the fuckers in my building decided to pack it up after an hour. *Back story* The cafe in my office closed and now Chick-Fil-A and Honeybaked Ham cater for us every day but for limited hours. So I go down at like 1pm to ga something and they're gone. Oh well. Fastforward to 6pm and the GF and I are at the mall for some food and whatnot. Go figure she goes to Chick-Fil-A and I decide to treat myself to some really junky Checkers. I eat there like 2-3 times a year. So why not. I love that greasy ass food...but know better than to eat it very much. So I order-
2 chili cheeze burgers
a order of chili cheeze fries (these things come in a pretty big box....and come with a fork)
1 medium Fanta (that bitch was the size of a 40...no shit)

So I eat all of this food...and the extra chicken sandwich that my GF got (by one get one free). Not but a couple of hours later I decide I am hungry...again... and pound down like 8-10 Oreos and a tall glass of milk. I eat way too fucking much.

Ha ha ha, wow. What is your height and weight exactly?

KPLAFIN 11-17-2010 08:41 AM


Originally Posted by E-NA6CE (Post 658418)
Ha ha ha, wow. What is your height and weight exactly?

pfft, that list is just above an average day for me and I'm 5'9 and weigh 125lbs soaking wet.

NA6C-Guy 11-17-2010 08:47 AM

Lightweight. (literally and figuratively)

Aricjm15 11-17-2010 09:31 AM

Mother fucking woodpeckers trying to nest in the walls of my house. All I want to do is sleep and these little sacks of shit are beating the fuck out of my walls.

buffon01 11-17-2010 09:35 AM

BB gun?

NA6C-Guy 11-17-2010 09:38 AM


Originally Posted by Aricjm15 (Post 658450)
Mother fucking woodpeckers trying to nest in the walls of my house. All I want to do is sleep and these little sacks of shit are beating the fuck out of my walls.

Set the walls on fire, teach them!

shuiend 11-17-2010 09:58 AM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 658452)
Set the walls on fire, teach them!

We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn. Burn motherfucker, BURN.

E-NA6CE 11-17-2010 10:10 AM


Originally Posted by KPLAFIN (Post 658425)
pfft, that list is just above an average day for me and I'm 5'9 and weigh 125lbs soaking wet.

Bah ha ha, wow.... wait, are you male or female? I suppose that answer will dictate whether or not you are average or a mad, pinner fuck. No offense, of course.

buffon01 11-17-2010 11:25 AM


Doppelgänger 11-17-2010 12:09 PM


Originally Posted by E-NA6CE (Post 658418)
Ha ha ha, wow. What is your height and weight exactly?

5"11 @ and somewhere between 150 and 155 depending on the day.

I feel great..shit doesn't bother my insides. Mexican on the otherhand....

sixshooter 11-17-2010 12:29 PM

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turotufas 11-17-2010 12:43 PM

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Started in 2nd grade. Can't give up the obsession until the last 2 movies come out. FUCK.

sixshooter 11-17-2010 12:52 PM

Phantom of the Projects
 
Woof.

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