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NA6C-Guy 11-11-2010 07:27 AM

My company is lucky the economy sucks and I really need a paycheck. I was pulled aside today shortly after I got there and my supervisor basically told me that she and "many" of my colleagues feel that I am lazy, goofing off and not pulling my weight, and I needed to get my shit together or my job was in jeopardy. After having a fucking horrible month with debts all over the place, health issues, with bills I can't afford to pay, identity theft and today I found out my mom may be losing her house since she got laid off 6 months ago and can't find work, after all of that I nearly lost my composure and told her to go fuck herself, sling shit across the lab and walk out with my fingers in the air. I already get shit all the time from her and her group of bitchy, lonely, spiteful lab friends, who constantly gossip and try to get people in trouble and shit. She was basing this shit off of in computer productivity, the number of specimens I process. I am a processor in a medical lab, and I basically prepare requisitions and specimens for testing. My productivity is low because I am the last scheduled processor to come in, nearly 2 hours later than the second to last scheduled, when I get there, there is little to do, and I sort shit on the counter while they are all at lunch. After they get back, I go to lunch, then when I return I have maybe an hour to process before I have to get back on the counter to sort our largest routes, out of state clients, which takes another hour or so. So in a given night, I maybe have 2 real hours of time to process, much of which is spent doing side jobs no one else wants to do, like loading centrifuges, unloading them, auditing requisitions for the fastest processor in the lab, and other little jobs. So of course I'm short on actual in computer processing. Then after EVERYONE else leaves, I'm the last goddamn processor left and I have to stay 3-4 more hours, usually leaving an hour or two late to help the auditor sort into numerical order 3-5 thousand requisitions. Not only do I not get a fucking "thanks for the hard work" ever, but my hard work is ignored and I am told to my face that I am lazy and goofing off... :vash: FUCK THIS JOB! I'm probably the lowest paid motherfucker there too, since I lowballed myself when I started. I know my friend who has the same position and same experience is making $2.00/hour more than me. As soon as I can find another job, I'm blowing this fucking joint. I'm going out in style too, fuck just walking out.

Sorry for the rant. I'm better now I think.

pusha 11-11-2010 09:16 AM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 655745)
...I sort shit on the counter while they are all at lunch. After they get back, I go to lunch...


Where is lunch? Everyone is always "taking a lunch," "going to lunch," "at lunch." I've looked, but I'm no Magellan. Where is this mythical place?

SlideRuler 11-11-2010 09:19 AM

lunch is wherever you want to eat, fool.

Found this video absolutely hilarious, had to share.


NA6C-Guy 11-11-2010 09:39 AM


Originally Posted by Pusha (Post 655776)
Where is lunch? Everyone is always "taking a lunch," "going to lunch," "at lunch." I've looked, but I'm no Magellan. Where is this mythical place?

On lunch then? Why would I want to be on my food? Last night I would have had tarter sauce on my ass (which I guess isn't too much out of the usual for me...) from my McNasty Fish. Why the fuck can't they put the fish square on the bun straight. Nearly every one I get, the damn fish is hanging 1/3 off to one side, and the cheese melts it to the bun so you can't fix it without ripping the bottom bun. :vash:

pusha 11-11-2010 09:42 AM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 655792)
On lunch then? Why would I want to be on my food? Last night I would have had tarter sauce on my ass (which I guess isn't too much out of the usual for me...) from my McNasty Fish. Why the fuck can't they put the fish square on the bun straight. Nearly every one I get, the damn fish is hanging 1/3 off to one side, and the cheese melts it to the bun so you can't fix it without ripping the bottom bun. :vash:

The "on lunch" is one of the many gifts buffon01's people have given us. Another gift is poor sandwich assembly.

Doppelgänger 11-11-2010 12:00 PM

Hey...fuck you guys...I went and saw Social Distortion last night. Win.

mgeoffriau 11-11-2010 01:02 PM

Who's up for edgy self-portraits and static dorifto shots?

http://i56.tinypic.com/2r2w27p.jpg

http://i51.tinypic.com/mmepi0.jpg

http://forum.miata.net/vb/showthread.php?t=399733

Machismo 11-11-2010 01:38 PM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 655870)
Hey...fuck you guys...I went and saw Social Distortion last night. Win.

Nice! Mike Ness effin rocks!

chricto 11-11-2010 01:45 PM


Originally Posted by mgeoffriau
Who's up for edgy self-portraits and static dorifto shots?

You have got to be kidding me :facepalm:

That guy again...

http://clubroadster.net/vb_forum/showthread.php?t=37986
http://clubroadster.net/vb_forum/showthread.php?t=37944
and of course
http://clubroadster.net/vb_forum/showthread.php?t=38558

Enjoy.

viperormiata 11-11-2010 02:55 PM


Originally Posted by mgeoffriau (Post 655888)
Who's up for edgy self-portraits and static dorifto shots?

http://i56.tinypic.com/2r2w27p.jpg

Lol, he posted this one of himself on Miata.net

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_D4zhCZoiy-...mo-haircut.jpg

Doppelgänger 11-11-2010 03:25 PM

Pussy ass girl-pant wearing fudge packing pole smoker. All of those emo fucker need a good face pounding.

mgeoffriau 11-11-2010 04:08 PM

FINALLY figured out what I wanted to say in response to those pics. Geez, took me all fricking day, but it was worth it.

Vashthestampede 11-11-2010 04:16 PM

I just checked the calendar and its been 49 days since I bought a pack of cigarettes. I cant honestly say since I quit smoking, cause since then I've bummed like 4-5. But its been at least 3 weeks since I even bummed one, so technically 4-5 cigarettes in a 49 day period pretty much means I quit.

I feel so much healthier, and my bank account looks a lot better too! After smoking daily for 10 years I had enough. I quit one other time but started back up again out of stupidity. I'm fucking tired of smelling like a dirty ash tray at the end of the day. Not to mention ash all over the car, cost per pack, wheezing when I lay down to sleep, randomly coughing, needing one every time something goes wrong, needing one every time I want to reward myself, needing one with ever beer, etc etc. Feels good to say fuck it and quit. :)

Oscar 11-11-2010 04:47 PM

Yeah I need to quit too, but I'm a willpower-less fag

pusha 11-11-2010 05:50 PM


Originally Posted by Vashthestampede (Post 655961)
I just checked the calendar and its been 49 days since I bought a pack of cigarettes. I cant honestly say since I quit smoking, cause since then I've bummed like 4-5. But its been at least 3 weeks since I even bummed one, so technically 4-5 cigarettes in a 49 day period pretty much means I quit.

I feel so much healthier, and my bank account looks a lot better too! After smoking daily for 10 years I had enough. I quit one other time but started back up again out of stupidity. I'm fucking tired of smelling like a dirty ash tray at the end of the day. Not to mention ash all over the car, cost per pack, wheezing when I lay down to sleep, randomly coughing, needing one every time something goes wrong, needing one every time I want to reward myself, needing one with ever beer, etc etc. Feels good to say fuck it and quit. :)

The whole random cough and wheezing while laying down shit is what's driving me to quit. I've been at it two days. We'll see how it goes.

rleete 11-11-2010 07:06 PM

I quit about 6 months ago. In that time I bummed 2 at hunting camp a month ago, but that's it. Can't say I feel all that much better, but my blodd pressure is under control now. I might actually live to see my son graduate now.

viperormiata 11-11-2010 07:06 PM


Originally Posted by Pusha (Post 655999)
The whole random cough and wheezing while laying down shit is what's driving me to quit. I've been at it two days. We'll see how it goes.

I didn't even know you smoked dude. Quiting would be a good idea, save you some money too.

scandmx5 11-11-2010 07:14 PM


Doppelgänger 11-11-2010 07:43 PM

I am soooooooo going to get a warning on m.net for fucking with Sir Emo Fagalot Sucks Penis II Jr.

TurboTim 11-11-2010 07:44 PM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 650955)
I bought some of this stuff Friday and after the first half gallon, I have to say I LOVE this stuff. The first sip was a little... different, but it grew on me fast. Far less calories and fat than dairy milk, and far more good things in each cup. Tastes great, like regular whole milk, just with a little sweet almond kick. Not to thrilled with the $3 for a half gallon, but good things don't come cheap. I do think I will stick with this for a while, dairy just doesn't agree with me it seems.

Joe P and you guys got me to try a half gallon of the plain silk almond milk.

You two suck. Horrible. HORRIBLE. At first it was a little different, "hmm...this can go either way" sorta flavor. For me, it went towards waste-o-money. I keep giving it a try and...ugh. even the dog won't lick it. Maybe I'll try the vanilla flavor.


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