looooooooool

what if it's a huge hoax. like balloon boy. i'd actually be impressed if chile could pull off something like that.

Pat Metheny + Pandora = awesome

Chile wants its own reality TV show?

Or maybe CSI Santiago. Has a nice ring to it.

You guys are fucked up. It would be cool to see midget Aztec zombies in Chile, devouring people on live TV though.

+1. I'm down for a zombie apocalypse.

You know how every not and then you come across something on the internet which, intellectually, you realize is nothing more than yet another warming over of some tired cliche that stopped being funny about an hour after it was invented fifteen years ago, and yet, despite all this, you nearly piss yourself laughing?

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That's what did it for me today.

I love the oatmeal. Sometimes his shit gets old fast, but every so often...Magic.


In other news (not that any of you e-rapists give a shit), but I've finally managed to secure an "adult job" as an in-house software/database developer (plus some systems admin shit) for the commercial fishery that I've been working at for a while.

Progress tastes sweet.

mom sent me this?

Who likes Dexter? I love it.

Fuck. I am sick. Probably from the asshat on the plane ride back to ATL who sat back there and coughed the entire fucking time and never one covered his fucking face. I wanted to punch that motherfucker sooooo bad when e got off that plane. Not only was he doing that, but he was just a fucking retard in general. As we were on approach (at night) he is looking at all the lighs on the ground (houses, streets, cars etc...) and askes the girl with him "Hey, why are all the lights twinkleing?". Really fucktard? I'm guessing this shitfuck has never been in a plane. To top it off, when we come into the concourse at ATL, there is some shitty plane at our gate so we have to sit on the tarmac for 30 minutes while a "spot is found" for us. So said shitforbrains gets up, opens the overhead, unloads all his luggage and stands in the fucking isle. My fucking God the stupidity. We aren't on a fucking schoolbus. There is a reason no one else is getting their fucking luggage out and standing up. How do people who are sooooo fucking stupid manage to live for more than 30 sesconds? I bet he has a reminder on his watch to tell him to breather too. :bang:

/rant

lol. I have the same thing when people start clapping when the plane touches down. Don't get me wrong, if the pilot lands nice and clean with various essentail parts of the aircraft missing, I will stand up and applaud. But otherwise? It's their fucking job to land.

/rant

These still always get me whenever I see them.

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What kinda circus airlines do you fly? :laugh: I've never had someone clap upon landing on any of my flights.

I've heard a clap upon landing, it's retarded. Also retarded - clapping after a movie. Unless you're at Sundance/Cannes and the cast and crew are present, THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU!

when they are busy clapping, that's when you grab your shit and get to frond of line...I dont wait for no seatbelt light.

You know what deserves a clap? The landings by the pilots out here.

There are no windows (well, barely any) on the planes I'm on lately, but the landings are kinda cool. The pilot flies approximately almost up to the runway and then nose dives, leveling out at the bottom. It's no vomit comet but it's fun anyway.

I went to the pre-screening of Transformers when they redid it and at the end everyone was on their feet, applauding and hollering. And it was mostly older people (late 30's into 40's), too.

post #4000 bitches