How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways
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Yes, I do believe you're the first person who hasn't been able to work out why there's a cheese spreader included with a package of cheese and crackers.
(Well, a package of something that loosely resembles cheese, anyway.)
(Well, a package of something that loosely resembles cheese, anyway.)
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Ugh... ******* whiskey!!! I should have known better. I'm typically a Jager man, but they were out. I just had to drink the Crown. Went out with a girl I'm trying to get with last night and she had to take me home because I was throwing up on myself... embarrassing
Goddamn empty stomach, medication and Crown. Last time I drank whiskey the same thing happened, so I should have known better. Coincidentally, the last time I drank whiskey and threw up on myself I had just eaten some chili cheese burgers, and last night all I had all day was a small bowl of chili. Red meat vomit on my $100 jeans and $150 shirt FTW!!!
At least I was up early enough to pick up my car and stop to get fast food breakfast, **** yeah! How the **** do I make this one up, lol.
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