Get a MS so you can get real logs and figure this shit out. $800 and Braineack will make you one that is PnP.

On my to-do list for later this year. :likecat:

Still need to get my current setup inspection 'ready' (Still rocking 10/15 sticker :eek3: ). Possibly find msm injectors if these five-o ones are going bad already. Pay some debts, move into a new apt with garage, acquire new cheap DD, get MS.

have Begi check your tailpipe for detonation teehee

"A fresh wave of pain crested over her as he violently collided with her cervix once more. His thrusts were brutal and relentless, like a Mustang at a cars-n-coffee meet."

Thirsty for more...

Serious question: does anyone know of a source where I can buy extremely inexpensive dildos in bulk? They don't have to be especially high quality, or even useable for that matter, but they do need to be easily recognizable as an approximate analog of a cock and balls, and not just a straight rod.

How many do you need and what is considered extremely inexpensive? These seem cheap and available in bulk.

In terms of quantity, maybe a dozen a week or so. I need to do a little research. This is just the faintest glimmer of an idea for an extremely elaborate practical joke at the moment.

As to what is considered cheap, I'm not really going to gain any real value from this, so free would be ideal. As cost increases above free, desirability decreases towards "How about I just shit in your mouth and we call it a day?"

I'm looking for low quality here. Plaster of Paris would work, as would papier-mâché, provided that they look somewhat realistic. Think "shit you'd find behind the couch, on top of the fridge, and in the cat's litterbox after a particularly rowdy bachelorette party."

So... if someone were to make a mold of a legitimate dildo and make some concrete replicas, that would be of value to you?

alibaba? express?

edit- buy your model of choice, make plaster of paris or watever mold from said phallic representation, then use plasti dip or something to make floppy hollow dildos out of. You know, roll some shit around in the "cavity" until an appreciable layer forms and dump the excess. let cure, "extract", repeat.


edit, edit- record the whole thing and make youtube video.

Only if its polished concrete. Dont want tears.

This is what 3d printers are for.

--Ian

FTFY :rofl:

Software that requires a dongle key...anyone how to patch some code? Need help with this. Of course, it's purely academic and not for personal use. Please PM me. Thanks!

Do they need to be robust? I could potentially print some pretty fast if I print them hollow...

brb, looking at dick in 3d.

I love this bar.

Wasn't there a member here (no pun intended) who legitimately had a shop that sells sex toys? He is possibly a good source if you can figure out who it is.

Hollow 3d printed ones would be lightweight to ship, however.

Light weight would be a plus, as I'd like to be able to carry a bunch of them in my backpack at all times. An added (but irrelevant) bonus here is that if I ever get hit by a train at high speed while crossing the street, the paramedics will wonder why there are dildos scattered all over the accident scene, and the police will hopefully have some fun writing the report.

But, again, this is just an idea for a stupid practical joke. I'm not actually going to spend any significant time or money on it, I was just hoping that maybe there was some shop that sold super-cheap dongs intended for decorative use only.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1466176369


It's ok Joe, you're safe here. :giggle:

I've read that owning more than three dildos in Texas is considered "intent to distribute" and is thus illegal.

--Ian

I'm in before the news story on Joe Perez