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I LOVE cats...same way I love General Tso's.
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Originally Posted by E-NA6CE
(Post 614723)
I hate cats. If I pet them my hands swell up. If I smell them my sinuses clog like a tampon in a bloody vagina. If for some reason I touch my face then it puffs up and I can't see. Fuckin' cats.
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Originally Posted by Braineack
(Post 614728)
sounds like a personal problem...
Plus I had an encounter with a possessed cat which kind of did them in for me. I swear to whatever God you believe in, this thing was possessed by some sort of demon. |
Today one of my cats tried to sneak behind me to clean his nail on the back of my leg. I caught the little fucker, and escaped the imminent attack.
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My kitty was a raging bitch last night and wouldn't stop biting, fighting, or tearing shit up. We played with the laser pointer several times but she was hell-bent on tearing my shit up. I even tried biting back and it stopped her for a moment, then she continued fighting. She likes to sit on the love-seat and attack anyone who passes.
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Cats = The Demise of Mankind
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you guys are pussies.
hahah get it? pussies, as in pussy cats. lolzzzzzzz http://www.boostedmiata.com/gallery2/d/7128-2/yawn.jpg yawn |
Originally Posted by E-NA6CE
(Post 614723)
I hate cats. If I pet them my hands swell up. If I smell them my sinuses clog like a tampon in a bloody vagina. If for some reason I touch my face then it puffs up and I can't see. Fuckin' cats.
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Originally Posted by sixshooter
(Post 614772)
Mailing address?
Tampa, Florida 33602. Send me some questionable goods as well, LOL. |
Originally Posted by E-NA6CE
(Post 614773)
411 North Franklin Street
Tampa, Florida 33602. Send me some questionable goods as well, LOL. |
Originally Posted by sixshooter
(Post 614784)
I know what that is...hahaha!
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dumpster cat prepares to murder your family:
http://i33.tinypic.com/3444avt.jpg lol @ trash-heap by the door. |
Originally Posted by Braineack
(Post 614764)
you guys are pussies.
hahah get it? pussies, as in pussy cats. lolzzzzzzz http://www.boostedmiata.com/gallery2/d/7128-2/yawn.jpg yawn __________________ Best Car Insurance | Auto Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote |
Originally Posted by levnubhin
(Post 614841)
So how much of your life did you waste in order to get that shot?
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Originally Posted by hustler
(Post 614844)
He probably pressed the "yawn" button. Its um...hidden.
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Me arguing with girlfriend:
Me: South Park is awesome, it's the one cartoon with real jokes and not just dumb little anecdotes Her: It's just creepy! I watched one a couple of years ago and it wasn't even funny Me: Creepy? What happened? There is nothing creepy at all about South Park... Her: Isn't it the one with the kid with the disproportional head and the grim reaper? Me: ... *Facepalm* EDIT: It goes on: Me: That's deffinately not South Park... Her: It deffinately was! It had the guy with the oval head that's bald in the middle! Me: You can't see their hair in South Park... They wear hats. Always. Her: No! It's the one that was the little kid that was like "Mom, mom, mom, mom, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy" Me: LMAO that's definitely Family Guy. |
dump her asap, but leave your seed
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Originally Posted by Bond
(Post 614898)
dump her asap, but leave your seed
I did that to a couple girls, ha ha. But I spread my seed in her vagina, in her mouth, in her hair, on her chest and in her navel. TMI, yes, but I had to include it so this post would make sense. |
Originally Posted by E-NA6CE
(Post 614901)
+1
I did that to a couple girls, ha ha. But I spread my seed in her vagina, in her mouth, in her hair, on her chest and in her navel. TMI, yes, but I had to include it so this post would make sense. By any chance any of you fags know where I can find a guide to replace the serpentine belt on a 2000 Caravan? |
Watched Das Boot yesterday. That movie may hold the record for biggest kick-in-the-nuts ending of all time.
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