Because three would be too many, and one is not enough.

The is not the best song ever written, but it is easily one of the coolest known to man.

Someone would have a better chance of surviving a life threatening altercation by throwing the 40# hunk of metal at the aggressor than trying to find the gun in that thing. It seems that having a gun in it would also be useless aside from the novelty aspect of it.

As far as a puzzle goes, it would be very cool. Too bad he reduced his market share by adding a firearm to it.

moosetracks ice cream ftmfw

Moose knuckle is better!

I want your moose knuckle in and around my face.

Oh yeah, moose knuckle sammich. Bow chica wow wow!

Damn! Fucking her would be like throwing a hot dog down the hallway. That aint moose knuckle, that's fucking Yeti toe!

It'd be like falling down a well

mine wouldn't make it.

http://www.motifake.com/image/demoti...1196832356.jpg

I think we solved the missing cat mystery. It was a little late getting off the couch.

his voice reminds me of how Brad Pitt in inglorious bastards talked....

^^ That has to be Hustler in the future...

Eye want mah shirtzzz!!!!!

qfmft.

are you going to post that on every thread today?

no only two