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Look here this is serious thread that needs to be stickied please.
So date last night did not go too well. Yes girl turned a lot of heads but no I do not want to spend time or money on someone who is a drug addict. Again. Very pretty girl, but that shiz just sucks. She said she was doing a vial (liquid) of ketamine a night. That is a lot of ketamine.
Moving on.
So I have date tonight with iranian girl. We were going to go to wine bar but now I am thinking I don't want to spend money on... strangers. I do enjoy spending money on friends or girls I like but I don't know her yet. So instead I think I will go to phoenix in ellicott city cus they have a nice long happy hour with beer/cocktails/appetizers all half price. Maybe.
I forgot to say that last night I did try to tone down the crazy a little but I think I failed.
She was talking about her addiction and I said, "thank you for coming to jesus about that, I will share some about myself too." She was like What? I then said "thank you for cumming all over the face of jesus, I will do the same as well". Turned out she was a Baptist.
So date last night did not go too well. Yes girl turned a lot of heads but no I do not want to spend time or money on someone who is a drug addict. Again. Very pretty girl, but that shiz just sucks. She said she was doing a vial (liquid) of ketamine a night. That is a lot of ketamine.
Moving on.
So I have date tonight with iranian girl. We were going to go to wine bar but now I am thinking I don't want to spend money on... strangers. I do enjoy spending money on friends or girls I like but I don't know her yet. So instead I think I will go to phoenix in ellicott city cus they have a nice long happy hour with beer/cocktails/appetizers all half price. Maybe.
I forgot to say that last night I did try to tone down the crazy a little but I think I failed.
She was talking about her addiction and I said, "thank you for coming to jesus about that, I will share some about myself too." She was like What? I then said "thank you for cumming all over the face of jesus, I will do the same as well". Turned out she was a Baptist.
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Look here this is serious thread that needs to be stickied please.
So date last night did not go too well. Yes girl turned a lot of heads but no I do not want to spend time or money on someone who is a drug addict. Again. Very pretty girl, but that shiz just sucks. She said she was doing a vial (liquid) of ketamine a night. That is a lot of ketamine.
Moving on.
So I have date tonight with iranian girl. We were going to go to wine bar but now I am thinking I don't want to spend money on... strangers. I do enjoy spending money on friends or girls I like but I don't know her yet. So instead I think I will go to phoenix in ellicott city cus they have a nice long happy hour with beer/cocktails/appetizers all half price. Maybe.
I forgot to say that last night I did try to tone down the crazy a little but I think I failed.
She was talking about her addiction and I said, "thank you for coming to jesus about that, I will share some about myself too." She was like What? I then said "thank you for cumming all over the face of jesus, I will do the same as well". Turned out she was a Baptist.
So date last night did not go too well. Yes girl turned a lot of heads but no I do not want to spend time or money on someone who is a drug addict. Again. Very pretty girl, but that shiz just sucks. She said she was doing a vial (liquid) of ketamine a night. That is a lot of ketamine.
Moving on.
So I have date tonight with iranian girl. We were going to go to wine bar but now I am thinking I don't want to spend money on... strangers. I do enjoy spending money on friends or girls I like but I don't know her yet. So instead I think I will go to phoenix in ellicott city cus they have a nice long happy hour with beer/cocktails/appetizers all half price. Maybe.
I forgot to say that last night I did try to tone down the crazy a little but I think I failed.
She was talking about her addiction and I said, "thank you for coming to jesus about that, I will share some about myself too." She was like What? I then said "thank you for cumming all over the face of jesus, I will do the same as well". Turned out she was a Baptist.
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OK this date was a success.
Despite this girl lookin normal as fu, she was cool as fucky.
I, as you may have deduced, am a megafreak.
This Iranian biddy she won the prize for being ****.
She was raised orthodox muslim
came to the USA
said F U to muslim
and proceeded to do her own thing
Which as of now means going to school with her tight *** size zero body for comp science. And that means
I like her freakness normalness.
She is coming to my party saturday Soviet. U n ur girl are welcome to provide me legitimacy.
I also have a date tomorrow with some fine *** runway model who is 19. so much win. she has hairy legs but i have seen her tittays before (i hang in unsual scenes)
And .. I also have a date sunday with some random *** girl who friendificateed me on facespace. Whee. I am not sure if this girl is a fatty or not tho cus she messaged me she wan raep me
Despite this girl lookin normal as fu, she was cool as fucky.
I, as you may have deduced, am a megafreak.
This Iranian biddy she won the prize for being ****.
She was raised orthodox muslim
came to the USA
said F U to muslim
and proceeded to do her own thing
Which as of now means going to school with her tight *** size zero body for comp science. And that means
I like her freakness normalness.
She is coming to my party saturday Soviet. U n ur girl are welcome to provide me legitimacy.
I also have a date tomorrow with some fine *** runway model who is 19. so much win. she has hairy legs but i have seen her tittays before (i hang in unsual scenes)
And .. I also have a date sunday with some random *** girl who friendificateed me on facespace. Whee. I am not sure if this girl is a fatty or not tho cus she messaged me she wan raep me
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Well my boyfrand i mean my roommate might make fresh donuts from scratch. But I wont invite Scott because he never comes when i invite him.
Anyways after a few hours of facespacing i have more dates to report.
tomorrow- underage biddy fine as *** 7,5/10 w/ hairy legs but fine *** face makes up for that. uh sure
friday - WHEE PLAY UNREAL TOURNAMENT WITH BRAHHHH N MASTURB N MAH OWN DIXXXX DONTHATE
Saturday - iranian biddy primo grl
sunday - some random ho who facespaced me. I have supsicion of fatty hips becus none of her pics show her hips or legs. but she has big ditties so i estimate 140lbs of womanyl. she is all about the rapin of me. apparently at one of the topless parties i attend i gave her a beer for freesies so she <3 me. ok sure bby
monday - this damn stripper who won my "SLAP FAEFAE IN THE FACE" strip club contest. she is a local celebrity and i have a happy feeling about her. Yes, when she won the slapping contest she gave me damn staphylococcus on my ****** face with her filthy stripper hands but she was in full command of her tittays and actually gained power off her strippperhood so i had respzect. uh. whatever.
i told her "so wher u like to food? have u been to sticky rice? i feed u grrl" n she was like "ur so adorable BALLLZZZ"
twu wuv ish
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