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Erat 09-12-2019 03:59 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1547992)
There is that...



Why is brisket so goddamned expensive?

Fixed*


Edit* I guess i'll contribute.

I put a couple steaks in the smoker the other day. Now i can't say it's the best way to cook a steak, but it certainly isn't the worst. They came out extremely tender.
And something green.
https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...a0a9946734.jpg
https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...983d4aef8f.jpg

Yield from my garden has been pretty low. So i'm bummed about that.

y8s 09-12-2019 04:05 PM


Originally Posted by z31maniac (Post 1548659)
Oklahoma City, where we have had an NBA team for more than a decade, but Costco just opened it's first location in the metro a few months ago.

https://www.costco.com/Kirkland-Sign...100096211.html

patiently waiting for someone to film one of those in place of a wheel on a Lada

z31maniac 09-12-2019 04:10 PM


Originally Posted by y8s (Post 1548674)
patiently waiting for someone to film one of those in place of a wheel on a Lada

That would be fantastic! It's just funny to see this. Recently we were watching a newer show on Netflix (I think) of Giada De Laurentiis, and noticed she always had this size of cheese wheel behind her and girlfriend kept mentioning, "JFC, how long do you think that will last?"

Joe Perez 09-12-2019 04:13 PM


Originally Posted by z31maniac (Post 1548676)
Giada De Laurentiis,

That woman's smile terrifies me.

z31maniac 09-12-2019 04:20 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1548677)
That woman's smile terrifies me.

It is a bit exaggerated, but I know I, nor my girlfriend, would kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

concealer404 09-12-2019 06:16 PM

https://66.media.tumblr.com/66a8ba15...kt3no1_400.gif

Joe Perez 09-12-2019 06:29 PM

I just wouldn't be able to deal with looking at that in person.

Funnily enough, I remember seeing a photo of her in an advertisement in an in-flight magazine a few years ago. I had no idea who she was, but she had that same joker-smile expression, and I remember thinking to myself "What ad agency thought that putting this face on their client's product was a good idea?" I didn't know her name until today.

I was damn near traumatized by seeing it.

Not only would I kick her out of my bed for eating crackers, I would likely cross the street to avoid walking past her on the sidewalk. Because I'm 207% certain that she'd try to indoctrinate me into a cult.

z31maniac 09-12-2019 06:34 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1548692)
I just wouldn't be able to deal with looking at that in person.

Funnily enough, I remember seeing a photo of her in an advertisement in an in-flight magazine a few years ago. I had no idea who she was, but she had that same joker-smile expression, and I remember thinking to myself "What ad agency thought that putting this face on their client's product was a good idea?" I didn't know her name until today.

I was damn near traumatized by seeing it.

Not only would I kick her out of my bed for eating crackers, I would likely cross the street to avoid walking past her on the sidewalk. Because I'm 207% certain that she'd try to indoctrinate me into a cult.

Giada de Laurentits is unacceptable, but adult women who look like Asian boys is attractive? You definitely have a very eccentric taste in women.

No judgement here, just interesting to see the varied tastes in different people.

concealer404 09-12-2019 06:38 PM

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Erat 09-12-2019 06:40 PM

JFC

concealer404 09-12-2019 06:43 PM

I've been watching her shows since i was a teenager and i still can't boil water.

Joe Perez 09-12-2019 06:47 PM


Originally Posted by z31maniac (Post 1548693)
Giada de Laurentits is unacceptable, but adult women who look like Asian boys is attractive?

They don't necessarily have to be Asian.

But they do have to not remind me of Jack Nicholson as The Joker.

z31maniac 09-12-2019 06:49 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1548698)
They don't necessarily have to be Asian.

But they do have to not remind me of Jack Nicholson as The Joker.

I award you one pos cat for that response.

concealer404 09-12-2019 07:23 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1548698)
They don't necessarily have to be Asian.

But they do have to not remind me of Jack Nicholson as The Joker.


Sigh.

/me unzips

Braineack 09-13-2019 10:17 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1548698)
They don't necessarily have to be Asian.

But they do have to not remind me of Jack Nicholson as The Joker.

you're looking at her wrong.


I took this picture of her when I was in Italy.

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...a8&oe=5E0900A6

if you squint and look across the Ponte Vecchio you can see three studio lights on a balcony to the left. That was her filming Giada in Florence.


https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...55&oe=5DF375E8

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...fa&oe=5E11DEA9

this is actually a crop of the above image. Gotta love MPs.

zellers88 09-13-2019 10:19 AM

I have one of her cookbooks. Has some excellent melon recipes in it.

Braineack 09-13-2019 10:21 AM

I can't imagine any one of her dishes actually tasting good. IMHO, she's kinda of a hack. Give me Bobby Flay or Ina Garten any day.

z31maniac 09-13-2019 10:22 AM

When we were watching the episodes of the show Brainy just took a picture of, we constantly asked each other "Does everything have to have fennel and/or mushrooms in it?"

Braineack 09-13-2019 10:24 AM

To be fair to Joe, she also laughs like the Joker and has to be the constant center of attention of all males in the room. I bet she's intolerable.

Supe 09-16-2019 10:59 AM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 1548797)
I can't imagine any one of her dishes actually tasting good. IMHO, she's kinda of a hack. Give me Bobby Flay or Ina Garten any day.

Rumor has it she also prefers Bobby Flay.


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