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Old 02-20-2012 | 10:39 PM
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I'm mildly buzzed, but I just need to vent. I'm gonna drop F bombs all over the place, so it's gonna get ----'d out...but I won't give a what.
I'm at my brother's house and his sister in law and my wife are watching "The Voice". What the Mother ---- is this ----? Know why America is so ------ up? It's cause of ---- like this...I'll fill you in. On this faggy gayness piece of ---- show, we have 4 "judges" who sit in chairs with their backs turned. A "singer" (waste of american society, just go get a job your ------- loser) comes out and the "judges" listen to the "talent" do their little puppet dance, and then if the judge likes them, they press a button and their chair turns around with a big lit up sign that says "I Want you". It's similar to the facebook gayness when you can "like this" (thumbs up icon inserted here). After the skit of over, the judges pretty much offer the puppets a record deal.
Tell me this isn't the most rigged up piece of crap to hit national TV yet.
What a waste of television.
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Old 02-20-2012 | 10:41 PM
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So Min, you still hosting that ---- bead party friday night
Old 02-20-2012 | 10:49 PM
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Old 02-20-2012 | 10:51 PM
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Did you say a word that started with f or a word similar to anole?
Old 02-20-2012 | 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by thirdgen
I'm mildly buzzed, but I just need to vent. I'm gonna drop F bombs all over the place, so it's gonna get ----'d out...but I won't give a what.
I'm at my brother's house and his sister in law and my wife are watching "The Voice". What the Mother ---- is this ----? Know why America is so ------ up? It's cause of ---- like this...I'll fill you in. On this faggy gayness piece of ---- show, we have 4 "judges" who sit in chairs with their backs turned. A "singer" (waste of american society, just go get a job your ------- loser) comes out and the "judges" listen to the "talent" do their little puppet dance, and then if the judge likes them, they press a button and their chair turns around with a big lit up sign that says "I Want you". It's similar to the facebook gayness when you can "like this" (thumbs up icon inserted here). After the skit of over, the judges pretty much offer the puppets a record deal.
Tell me this isn't the most rigged up piece of crap to hit national TV yet.
What a waste of television.
/vent.
Your gonna poop yourself when you find out about this other show, it's called "American Idol". It's pretty much the same thing except the judges are even worse and people watching get to vote and get extremity worked up over it, as such:
Old 02-20-2012 | 11:33 PM
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Oh $hit son!!! American idol? WTF is this noize?
It actually kind of reminds me of the 08 presidential election...let's see which "idol" can sing and dance the gayest...let's vote for that jackass!
Old 02-20-2012 | 11:48 PM
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Originally Posted by thirdgen
anole?
lol


Originally Posted by leatherface24
So Min, you still hosting that ---- bead party friday night
Wow I thought was for reals. I was scouring craigslist lol

Scarily authentic and I liked the use of the N word haa
Old 02-21-2012 | 12:05 AM
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Lmfao you must find a way to upload the vm. I must hear myself (even though thats not how i really talk lol)
Old 02-21-2012 | 10:39 PM
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I picked up four fawdies on my way through GA yesterday.

GOING HAM IN FLORIDA TONIGHT.
Old 02-21-2012 | 11:01 PM
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Please make this thread your home page before drinking. Hopefully you'll be too dunk to navigate elsewhere.
Old 02-21-2012 | 11:05 PM
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when I'm drunk, there's only one thing on my mind...

it's dick, LOLZ.
Old 02-21-2012 | 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by pusha
when I'm drunk, there's only one thing on my mind...

it's dick, LOLZ.
R r r r
ROFLMAO

GGNN FUUZZI ON DA BUZZ NURRTYY
Old 02-22-2012 | 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by pusha
when I'm drunk, there's only one thing on my mind...

it's dick, LOLZ.
if you stick it far enough in your mouth, it will literally be on your brain...
Old 02-22-2012 | 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted by y8s
if you stick it far enough in your mouth, it will literally be on your brain...
you know from experience?
Old 02-22-2012 | 10:19 PM
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Malbec, mothafukkas!
Old 02-23-2012 | 05:13 AM
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Post in this thread if/when you wrap up a [hetero] coital session.

(delete if inappropriate)

Guess what I just did.

Old 02-23-2012 | 05:16 AM
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had unprotected sexual relations with a female tonight. she's on the pill... I hope.
Old 02-23-2012 | 05:20 AM
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Old 02-23-2012 | 08:35 AM
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Originally Posted by pusha
had unprotected sexual relations with a female tonight. she's on the pill... I hope.
Pull out moron.
Old 02-23-2012 | 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Gearhead_318
Your gonna poop yourself when you find out about this other show, it's called "American Idol". It's pretty much the same thing except the judges are even worse and people watching get to vote and get extremity worked up over it, as such:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNEwyEAy0oU
Virginity was on the line... Pusha was in the background ready to cash in his bets.



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