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Old 03-12-2009 | 02:23 PM
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A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls
out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our
glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the
air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the
Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'

The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one
gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican
and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a
refill, she says,'In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
Old 03-12-2009 | 02:36 PM
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those redneck girls sure are presumptuous.

or is it racist
Old 03-12-2009 | 03:46 PM
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Old 03-12-2009 | 03:48 PM
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That's racist...
besides what's that chick doing out of the kitchen
Old 03-12-2009 | 03:55 PM
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I've heard the same joke, but a little different:

A russian, mexican, and Texan were in a helicopter
"Where I come from, we have plenty of this" and throws it out the window.
...russian - vodka, Mexican - tequila, Texan - mexicans.
Old 03-12-2009 | 04:04 PM
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see ray's version isn't as racist
Old 03-12-2009 | 04:14 PM
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