California Love Story
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California Love Story
A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex ... She spent the next
half-hour just rubbing his ********* ...
Something she really loved to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked,
"Why do you love doing that so much?"
"Because . . .", she Replied . . .
"I Really Miss Mine."
A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex ... She spent the next
half-hour just rubbing his ********* ...
Something she really loved to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked,
"Why do you love doing that so much?"
"Because . . .", she Replied . . .
"I Really Miss Mine."
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there's lesbian and gay bars on capitol hill in DC...
i'll be in california in two days.
and hustler, stop dressing like the gays and they wont show you where the glory hole is anymore.
i'll be in california in two days.
and hustler, stop dressing like the gays and they wont show you where the glory hole is anymore.
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where in cali are you going to be? if you are around west la or west hollywood - pm me and we can go grab some drinks.
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It must be tough to be famous like hustlefucker. I wear dirty clothes like a bum most of the time and no one gives a ****, certainly not enough to type about it, I don't think.
Edited to add: And when I drive slow like a grandmother, no one gives a **** about that, either.
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It could be the 590 billion dollar debt (TX comes in 2nd at 33 billion with 20 billion in reserves), the 10.55% tax rate (TX has 0%), and the way they continue to shake money from the rich AND federal gov't while doing nothing but continue to run at a 60 billion deficit each year to allow a bunch of stoners access to pot?
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It could be the 590 billion dollar debt (TX comes in 2nd at 33 billion with 20 billion in reserves), the 10.55% tax rate (TX has 0%), and the way they continue to shake money from the rich AND federal gov't while doing nothing but continue to run at a 60 billion deficit each year to allow a bunch of stoners access to pot?