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jeff_man 10-19-2011 10:16 PM

LOL where are her eyebrows

Bond 10-19-2011 10:18 PM

too bad she is total dungeon troll.

icantthink4155 10-19-2011 10:47 PM


Originally Posted by jeff_man (Post 785802)
LOL where are her eyebrows

http://www.gallantgifts.com/images/sharpie_marker.jpg

pusha 10-19-2011 11:14 PM


Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 785776)
SSHHH, Pusha doesn't know yet... Maybe in a few more years you can tell him Rick Ross Isn't real. (ly a drug slinging gangster)

IDC, some of his music is good. Are you going to tell me that Tom Cruise really wasn't a fighter pilot and expect me to like Top Gun any less?

Gryff 10-20-2011 12:35 AM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 785813)
tom cruise really wasn't a fighter pilot
...wasn't a fighter pilot
...fighter pilot

all my hopes and dreams are crushed!!!!!

MartinezA92 10-20-2011 12:45 AM


Originally Posted by icantthink4155 (Post 785797)
We have a new mascot!


lol @ colon crucified JDM fanboiz leaving comments with the average "haters gon hate" mentality.

I like this girl, however obvious troll is obvious.

6/10

elesjuan 10-20-2011 12:53 AM


Originally Posted by MartinezA92 (Post 785834)
lol @ colon crucified JDM fanboiz leaving comments with the average "haters gon hate" mentality.

I like this girl, however obvious troll is obvious.

6/10

She lost me after not liking things in her butt.

MartinezA92 10-20-2011 12:54 AM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 785837)
She lost me after not liking things in her butt.

Every girl who says she doesn't like things in her butt is lying. Every girl.

elesjuan 10-20-2011 02:34 AM


Originally Posted by MartinezA92 (Post 785839)
Every girl who says she doesn't like things in her butt is lying. Every girl.

I've never known one who would say she didn't.. :giggle:

gearhead_318 10-20-2011 02:52 AM

http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content...Ben_Moreau.jpg


Bond 10-20-2011 03:01 AM

I bet she has like 8 kids judging from the background.

thagr81 us 10-20-2011 07:50 AM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 785837)
She lost me after not liking things in her butt.

This! :bowrofl:

Vashthestampede 10-20-2011 09:28 AM

She's a loser.

Between her ugly face and terrible voice, all I heard was noise.

She would've been better off blogging.

sixshooter 10-20-2011 09:52 AM

Irish drinking song is Irish. But aren't all Irish songs drinking songs?

"Here's a health to y'all ploughboys wherever you may be
That likes to have a bonnie lass a sitting on his knee
With a jug of good strong porter you'll whistle and you'll sing
For a ploughboy is as happy as a prince or a king"


shuiend 10-20-2011 01:53 PM

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I am pretty sure I have posted this before, but I still think it is great.
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mx5autoxer 10-20-2011 02:06 PM

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I can't believe this didn't work

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trickyrix 10-20-2011 02:08 PM

Baseball fart and fall down...

http://www.theunticket.com/wp-conten...11/camera2.gif

Vashthestampede 10-20-2011 02:12 PM


Originally Posted by shuiend (Post 785954)
I am pretty sure I have posted this before, but I still think it is great.
https://i.imgur.com/sxqf6.gif

I NEED that gumby suit. Soo many awesome things I could accomplish with it.

jeff_man 10-20-2011 02:34 PM


Originally Posted by mx5autoxer (Post 785957)
I can't believe this didn't work

https://i.imgur.com/TF9j8.gif

There a few of these. Thy are running the video of the snake on a loop. Have seen ones where the girls boobed up.

TurboTim 10-20-2011 03:13 PM

Fun little article to read:
http://www.hotrod.com/techarticles/h...g_bang_theory/

Cliffs:
Hotrod Magazine tries to find the weak link in a stock $500 5.3 iron (truck) junkyard/rusty cylinder LS bottom end. Reworked original cylinder heads, fancy intake mani, comp cam, makes 451hp/380ft-lb crank NA (on original bottom end*). Then they add a couple churbos and start upping the boost until something goes boom. Ends up doing ~60 dyno pulls under boost, stopping at 1,203 hp at 26.8 psi before "running out of dyno time" and NOT blowing anything up. Disassemble block to find it's actually a 4.8l.

http://image.hotrod.com/f/37391559+w...theory-007.jpg

*they also decrease top ring gap from .015" to .029".

elesjuan 10-20-2011 03:29 PM


Originally Posted by TurboTim (Post 785984)
Fun little article to read:
http://www.hotrod.com/techarticles/h...g_bang_theory/

Cliffs:
Hotrod Magazine tries to find the weak link in a stock $500 5.3 iron (truck) junkyard/rusty cylinder LS bottom end. Reworked original cylinder heads, fancy intake mani, comp cam, makes 451hp/380ft-lb crank NA (on original bottom end*). Then they add a couple churbos and start upping the boost until something goes boom. Ends up doing ~60 dyno pulls under boost, stopping at 1,203 hp at 26.8 psi before "running out of dyno time" and NOT blowing anything up. Disassemble block to find it's actually a 4.8l.

http://image.hotrod.com/f/37391559+w...theory-007.jpg

*they also decrease top ring gap from .015" to .029".

The article that got my penis all tingly was the 5.3 they strapped a single chinacharger on to make like 594hp while spending $3,252...

http://www.hotrod.com/techarticles/e...lock_for_3252/

Didn't really feel like being too specific, but this was why I started a "what would you build with a V8" thread.. :giggle:

vehicular 10-20-2011 03:36 PM

How did they up the ring gap and not realize that they were working with a 4.8L?

TurboTim 10-20-2011 04:28 PM

That's what I thought initially too. Maybe they found out then but figured it'd make a better article if they say it was a 5.3, then dropped another bomb saying it's actually a 4.8. :dunno:

golftdibrad 10-20-2011 04:30 PM

That is still freaking impressive.

y8s 10-20-2011 04:51 PM

they are different by stroke length, are they not? that's not easy to "see" by looking at a ring.

elesjuan 10-20-2011 05:41 PM

4.8 L (290 cu in) 96.01 mm bore and 83 mm stroke. The Vortec 4800 produces 270 horsepower to 295 horsepower and 285 lbf·ft to 305 lbf·ft depending on the model year and application.

5.3 L 96.01 mm bore and 92.00 mm stroke. Is a stroked (by 9 mm) version of the Vortec 4800 and replaced the 5700 L31. Power output is 285-300 hp and torque is 335 lbf·ft to 350 lbf·ft.


I'd say if you had a 4.8 and 5.3 side by side you might be able to spot the difference, otherwise doubt it. They use the same block.

elesjuan 10-20-2011 05:52 PM

Would you have ever guessed this vehicle:

http://www.auto-power-girl.com/high-...ero-2008-1.jpg

is hiding this car's motor:







Awesome! haha

turotufas 10-20-2011 06:56 PM

Charles was a beast. Great use of stock footage.


Good music/Right hear.



Schumacher, you're a fagget...


Stoly 10-20-2011 07:30 PM

First time I'd seen one of these in person.
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6093/...c7460284_z.jpg

Vashthestampede 10-20-2011 07:44 PM


Originally Posted by Stoly (Post 786076)
First time I'd seen one of these in person.
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6093/...c7460284_z.jpg

If I saw one I'd steal it.

TurboTim 10-20-2011 07:53 PM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 786050)



Awesome! haha

Wait, 9-7x Aero = Trailblazer SS AWD, no?


Now, the 9-4x with GM's twinturbo 2.8 V6 is gonna be a fun ride I think. 300hp/295tq They need to stick that engine in the new regal GS with AWD (AKA Opel Insignia OPC) and call it Grand National. Any color as long as it's black. Too bad that'll never happen, and even if it did it'd be too much money. A decked out Regal GS with it's turbo 4cyl/FWD is only a thou or so under a Taurus TT AWD V6 SHO. GM FTL again.

I want this:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._Wuppertal.jpg

elesjuan 10-20-2011 09:45 PM


Originally Posted by TurboTim (Post 786081)
Wait, 9-7x Aero = Trailblazer SS AWD, no?


Now, the 9-4x with GM's twinturbo 2.8 V6 is gonna be a fun ride I think. 300hp/295tq They need to stick that engine in the new regal GS with AWD (AKA Opel Insignia OPC) and call it Grand National. Any color as long as it's black. Too bad that'll never happen, and even if it did it'd be too much money. A decked out Regal GS with it's turbo 4cyl/FWD is only a thou or so under a Taurus TT AWD V6 SHO. GM FTL again.

Appears the 97Aero is ineed a TB-SS AWD. :D


If you're not talking about a Corvette, truck, or the occasional Cadillac GM has been absolute FAIL for almost 30 years now so that isn't really a big surprise to me. Afterall, they've had such great Gems over the last 25 years:



http://cdn.egmcartech.com/wp-content...n_a.jpg?9707a5
http://www.allcreditok.com/listman/l...images/9_1.jpg

http://www.theautochannel.com/media/...e_carlo_ls.jpg

http://trialx.com/curetalk/wp-conten...te_Carlo-1.jpg
http://epautos.com/wp-content/upload...nte-1-JPEG.jpg
http://www.maxmotors.com/wp-content/...hatchback2.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ette_Rally.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._Hatchback.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...t_Cavalier.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...lier_sedan.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...n_II_front.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Malibu_LT_.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...rity_wagon.jpg

Don't forget about the Camaro's Replacement:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Beretta_GT.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...let_Malibu.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...let-Malibu.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...bu_MAXX_LS.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...--_NHTSA_2.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...balt_Coupe.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...2010_front.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Camaro_Z28.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...endezvous_.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...se_CXS--DC.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...96_94_full.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Grand_Prix.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ac-Montana.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...c_G6_sedan.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...bird-coupe.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...bird_Coupe.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...port_Coupe.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ion_Bridge.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._Hatchback.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ac_Sunfire.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...c_G5_coupe.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...12-26-2009.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...c_Grand_Am.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...c_Grand_Am.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._Am_-_1993.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...rkviiisvt4.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...6000_Coupe.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...d-Prix-GTP.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...08-28-2009.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...onvertible.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...1-2009.jpg.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ac_Seville.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...e_de_Ville.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...c_Eldorado.jpg


Jesus, I had actually forgotten how many different vehicles they made that were pure garbage...

fooger03 10-20-2011 10:03 PM

What did you expect, with decades of "buy american because it's american"....

TurboTim 10-20-2011 10:17 PM

But aren't a lot of GM crap made in Mexico, whereas a lot of 'foreign' crap is made in USA?

gearhead_318 10-20-2011 10:26 PM


Originally Posted by TurboTim (Post 786104)
But aren't a lot of GM crap made in Mexico, whereas a lot of 'foreign' crap is made in USA?

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/e...jpg?1243350318
My dad loves Chryslers, I tried to tell him the Caravans are made in Canada (and I believe some Chryslers are made in Mexico) but he doesn't (want to) believe me.
Also, the new 300 looks ugly, and the rear of the new charger looks like it's from an old concept car. I'd have a Viper, Jeep or a Ram, thats it.

ianferrell 10-20-2011 10:42 PM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 785994)
The article that got my penis all tingly was the 5.3 they strapped a single chinacharger on to make like 594hp while spending $3,252...

http://www.hotrod.com/techarticles/e...lock_for_3252/

Didn't really feel like being too specific, but this was why I started a "what would you build with a V8" thread.. :giggle:

The limitation on those motors, from what I understand is the strength of the heads.... A good friend of mine had a 1400-1600 hp turbo motor that was a 6.0 block w/ the good heads, can't remember which ones they were, but stock as in $900 a pair from the dealership or so.... I think they had a stroker crank, but the bottom end wasn't crazy built up.... They went through a couple of sets of stock heads (they were cracking around the bolts) before they gave up on the setup..... An LS motor w/ a turbo will make 1k hp all day long for a long time, more if you can find good enough heads :) The bottom ends are just unreal strong.... 6 bolt mains anyone?

fooger03 10-20-2011 11:10 PM

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...17577996_n.jpg

To be fair, I don't think Odysseus was lost - I'm actually quite sure he was out fucking bitches. Voluntarily. Goddess Bitches. That shit's fucking alpha as hell.

elesjuan 10-20-2011 11:12 PM


Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 786106)
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/e...jpg?1243350318
My dad loves Chryslers, I tried to tell him the Caravans are made in Canada (and I believe some Chryslers are made in Mexico) but he doesn't (want to) believe me.
Also, the new 300 looks ugly, and the rear of the new charger looks like it's from an old concept car. I'd have a Viper, Jeep or a Ram, thats it.

If you want to talk about GM, Ford, and Chrysler over the last 30 years.. I'd walk before owning 98% of Chrysler products in that time period. Can't believe I'm actually shopping for Mid to late 90s Chrysler made Jeep... :facepalm: I've always hated the 300C. Katt Williams nailed that one, cheap ripoff of a Rolls, until you see it next to a real Rolls then its just a busted ass Dodge. If I had a time machine I'd go back to 1980s and kidnap whoever created the minivan and lock them in a closet for 30 years. Fucking HATE minivans and all their douchenozzle drivers..

There are Fords built in Mexico, too. What about the eurotrash Ford is dumping on us now? You know, these two fucking ass ugly TURDS:


The Transit Connect employs the front-wheel drive Ford C170 platform of the original international Ford Focus—the same platform used with the North American Ford Focus before the 2012 model.[2] Other than the name, it shares few components with the Transit. The Connect is manufactured by Otosan in an all new production plant at Gölcük, near Kocaeli, Turkey, and since September 2009 in Romania by Automobile Craiova.[3]
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...onnect-001.jpg


The Ford Fiesta is a front wheel drive supermini/subcompact manufactured and marketed by Ford Motor Company and built in Europe, Brazil, Argentina, Mexico, Venezuela, China, India, Thailand and South Africa. The current-generation Fiesta is marketed worldwide.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...t_20081206.jpg



All the while Japanese, German, and Swedish vehicles are built here in 'Merica..

RyanRaduechel 10-20-2011 11:13 PM

If this is the case, shouldnt that TT LS1(?) Miata be somewhere near that horsepower rating? 1200 ponies in a 2000 pound car, can I have please?

Joe Perez 10-20-2011 11:30 PM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 786095)
Afterall, they've had such great Gems over the last 25 years:

In fairness, the Grand National and Monte Carlo SS deserve an honorable mention. Were they the highest-quality vehicles ever made? Well, no. But as the Last Dying Gasp of the muscle car era, they were fun.




(17,000 pictures)
Yeah. Downloading those on the slow-ass hotel WiFi connection was fun.

elesjuan 10-20-2011 11:38 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 786120)
In fairness, the Grand National and Monte Carlo SS deserve an honorable mention. Were they the highest-quality vehicles ever made? Well, no. But as the Last Dying Gasp of the muscle car era, they were fun.



Yeah. Downloading those on the slow-ass hotel WiFi connection was fun.

I probably shouldn't have included the G body Monte. Wasn't a big fan of it, but obviously I didn't include the Grand Natty for good reason. The G Body is probably the only 1980s GM car I'd ever drive... "OMG! I just saw a GNX!" :rofl: Aren't all GN sightings GNX's? ;)

:giggle:


http://uploader.ws/upload/200811/Bui...National_1.jpg


This is probably the only GM Sedan from the 1990s I'd ever consider driving:

http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_...0023_large.jpg

elesjuan 10-20-2011 11:45 PM

http://img.netcarshow.com/Mercury-Ma...llpaper_01.jpg

In 2003 I visited my local Mercury dealer and drove one. Sat down and went through financing, was approved for the loan just to chicken out signing the final paperwork. I regret not buying that car.

pusha 10-21-2011 03:10 AM

while we're going through shoulda, woulda, coulda bought whips:

http://www.drivethecars.net/images/M...9_photo_07.jpg

http://img2.netcarshow.com/Mercedes-...llpaper_08.jpg

what I got instead:

http://i1228.photobucket.com/albums/.../retouch-1.jpg

As fun as my decision has proved to be, I really wish I would have bought the G55.

gearhead_318 10-21-2011 03:26 AM

The Mercury Marauder is an awesome beast, it would be infinity more awesome if Ford had put a manual in it. Also, the GMC Syclone/Typhoon where extremely cool. I kinda have a soft spot for the 3rd gen F-Body too, especially the Turbo Trans Am.
The G wagon is quite baller (esp. the AMG), however I would prefer a C5 Z06.
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http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/7055/renstimp.jpg

Listen at your own risk. If you are or have ever been a fan of Metallica, just hit the little "x" button at the top of the tab, it's for your own good.


@ Metallica

I've liked Metallica for a long time now, probably 1/4 of my 21 years at least have been spend without too much standing between one Metallica song and another. I'm not exactly a "die hard" fan, but I even defended parts of "Load" and "ReLoad", I kinda even liked St. Anger, but a new low has been hit. Hard. LouTallica? WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH THIS IDEA, DAVE MUSTAINE? The two "songs" I've listened to thus far have been truly horrendous, please stop doing this to yourselves and go back to doing whatever you did to make Death Magnetic, without Lou Reed this time.

Edit:

^This one wouldn't be so bad if it whereat for the crazy guy talking the entire time.

pusha 10-21-2011 03:36 AM

first Lil' Wayne, now Metallica

gearhead_318 10-21-2011 03:45 AM

Are you referring to Lil Wayne's "rock" album?

http://www.alepisaball.com/wp-conten...rememe2111.jpg

pusha 10-21-2011 03:59 AM


Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 786156)
Are you referring to Lil Wayne's "rock" album?

Yes, in a sense. I was just casually referring to how artists "master" their genre then break off and do some total bullshit (see: Chris Gaines).

MartinezA92 10-21-2011 06:53 AM

As much as I LOVE (and I do mean LOVE) everything from Kill 'Em All to Justice, I think it might be time for Metallica to either hang up the phone or do something different. I saw them at the Big 4 concert in April, and I was pretty disappointed. Kirks guitar playing has kind of taken a shit in my opinion, apparently Lars is too lazy to double bass, and Hetfields voice...I know he's trying and I respect him for that but its a far cry from the Hetfield growl of the late 80's. He has definitely gotten better in recent years, I'll give him that. Can't expect him to keep his growl when he's as old as my dad.

I really wish I was alive to see them in their prime.

However, Slayer is still tearing shit up live.

pusha 10-21-2011 08:32 AM

I won't listen to anything that doesn't feature primarily autotuned vocals.

Braineack 10-21-2011 09:47 AM


Originally Posted by turotufas (Post 786067)
Charles was a beast. Great use of stock footage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WibmcsEGLKo

Proud Producers say otherwise:


"Only by living for himself was he able to achieve the things which are the glory of mankind."

If you have 3 hours:







Braineack 10-21-2011 10:19 AM

http://bigpeace.com/files/2011/10/kittens.jpg

this is a real poster. apparently there was ONE solider in Afganistan who died of rabies, becuase he left it untreated...so...

shuiend 10-21-2011 11:19 AM

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jeff_man 10-21-2011 11:20 AM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 786194)
http://bigpeace.com/files/2011/10/kittens.jpg

this is a real poster. apparently there was ONE solider in Afganistan who died of rabies, becuase he left it untreated...so...

Thought hustler was going to sign up just to go save kittys

Slayer 10-21-2011 02:03 PM

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sixshooter 10-21-2011 02:26 PM

Just drove past this:


http://i804.photobucket.com/albums/y...g/P1010220.jpg

elesjuan 10-21-2011 02:48 PM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 786148)
while we're going through shoulda, woulda, coulda bought whips:

http://www.drivethecars.net/images/M...9_photo_07.jpg

I can NOT for the life of me understand why anyone would want to drive such a atrocious looking piece of shit. That includes the honda, toyota, nissan, and Kia branded refrigerator box pieces of fuck too. Once again I'd rather walk... :facepalm:

pusha 10-21-2011 03:17 PM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 786290)
I can NOT for the life of me understand why anyone would want to drive such a atrocious looking piece of shit. That includes the honda, toyota, nissan, and Kia branded refrigerator box pieces of fuck too. Once again I'd rather walk... :facepalm:

I'm convinced that you are a virgin


gearhead_318 10-21-2011 03:28 PM

I think we should invade the Ukraine.

http://cache.wists.com/thumbnails/b/...4a55ec0f6-orig

9671111 10-21-2011 04:19 PM




Either this is fake or it's the only piece of legitimate piece of music they've released since And Justice for All.

MartinezA92 10-21-2011 04:22 PM


Originally Posted by rccote (Post 786337)



Either this is fake or it's the only piece of legitimate piece of music they've released since And Justice for All.

Not sure if trolling.
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