Anyone else want to smash him in the face with a sock full of ball bearings??

Random image from my Random Wallpaper folder:

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-8...4983513358.jpg

Do want.

That would never happen, because 99% of women probably have never touched the hood release lever in their car. Even if they have, the other 1% couldn't defeat the evil safety latch.

My girlfriend uses a wrench to open her hood release lever so she doesn't break a nail. She knows to wiggle the battery cables if the car doesn't start.

One of my ex's and I would race each other changing the oil on our cars. She didnt exactly know how to work on a car (aside from changing the oil), but she wasn't afraid to try. lol

My current gf doesn't even wash her nice new car. lol

Browsing my friend's tumblr earlier. Great resource for wasting time. Cool pics of boobs cars and artsy shit.

And yet you posted none.

http://www.underweargoesinsidethepan...e/trashcat.jpg

It drills square holes.

I saw that on facebook, didn't I? DIYautotune's page?

Didn't someone think it couldn't work on a CNC machine?

shonuff

http://cutthroatkids.files.wordpress...08/shonuff.jpg

http://livethegimmick.com/wp-content...2/sho_nuff.jpg

My wife installed a JRSC on her '91. The only help I gave her was to place it on the mounting bracket (too heavy for her to hold up).

As FFS coldside owner I can confirm this. You can not make power with coldside system without E85. ...or sure you can but how long...

I've been told i need to see this^^ movie...

Bruce Leroy FTW.

Anytime I hear leroy...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq...wbafo1_500.jpg

i tired to explain to my wife one time why leroy jenkins is awesome, but i only ended up not getting sex.

Is this showing up?..

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr...qh3vo1_500.gif

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq...go3_r3_400.gif

yeah, pretty baus.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq...6o5_r2_250.gif

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq...wf5qo1_500.gif

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls...y6c9o1_400.gif

Isn't that some shit..

Well, technically it's not drilling but rotary broaching.

Fancy. We square broach some stuff at work but dont do rotary broaching.

Me too.

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Not sure what to think about this one, the dog does not look happy:

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eggs box.... :rofl:

My boss and five co-workers just came into my office to see what the fuck I was laughing at.. I can't stop!! :rofl:

lol FINALLY British humor I understand!

I love British humor! You don't understand Jeremy Clarkson's jokes?? :giggle:

i cant even understand what he's saying.

http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/6452/lulft.jpg

Apparently Facebook pissed off Norton. Keep getting this when I go on there.

Hannah Minx is hotter

And the short version of that entire movie: (NSFW Langauge)

Al Pacino is one of the few people alive that I would be scared and intimidated to be around. If he got in my face and yelled at me with that same tone, I might just start getting misty eyed.

You saw the expression on that guys face, right? I'd have about the same.


Once I posted on my facebook page who was more angry, Joe Pesci or Al Pacino. First jackass friend of mine replied with my name implying I'm much angrier than either.. When I start getting pissed most say I go from Zero to Scott in 2.5 milliseconds.. My vote was Joe Pesci.

I forgot Hank Azaria was in HEAT. Funny.

I hear from a friend (he talked to some ballers apparently) that F1 isn't coming to Texas. Same guy said that Ferrari travels to every race with 7500 persons on staff. Really? I don't know what to think. Not a big deal to me!

Check out this cool video that I saw the other day.

No doubt Pesci has more of a temper and is more likely to break your knees with a baseball bat, while not being scary, but Pacino is far scarier when he is mad.

I don't believe they travel with 7500 people. I don't even think they have 7500 people working on F1 related stuff. Could be wrong tho.

Yeah, no way it's 7500. Maybe 75, that would be far more believable for an F1 team travel number. Maybe he said 75 to 100 and it sounded like seventy-five hundred. At most you would need is a few execs, the actual crew to deal with the car, the driver, drivers of the big trucks, maybe a chef and someone to take care of the driver and crew, a few random people to go get things, run through the paddocks and whatnot...

Welcome to post # 4949 of this very thread. :D

I'd sell my left testicle for the chance to drive a Formula1 car for a day... That video was fucking badass! It actually took me a good minute to figure out wtf the dirt track was...


The only way an Osprey could be made cool. I hate those fucking things..

Oh I know.. Just managed to run across a slightly more pathetic expression on the dog.. :rofl:




http://jugrnot.com/Mexican-chicken.jpg


Google Street view has amazing quality in a few Mexican cities.. Look at that shit, they'll fuckin deliver Church's Chicken on little motorcycles!!


http://jugrnot.com/crazy-chicken.jpg

They've even got a Crazy Chicken! lol

Was in Mexico City over the weekend.

Even Burger King delivers on the little bikes. Traffic is -so- horrible that it makes more sense for a scooter that can squeeze thru traffic to bring it out than for you to jump in your car (which never gets over 30mph) and go get it.

We ate real fucking food though. God are real Mexican tacos delish.

Meanwhile in Arlington, VA we get fancy pizza on Segways.

http://o4.aolcdn.com/dims-shared/dim...d3c0aa5741a760

Is that Apizza? :puke:


honestly, we have the worst pizza ever in this area. There's not one New York style pizza joint.

How much does that pizza cost? I want to pay for the pizza, not subsidize the company's Segway fleet.

if it's Pete's New Haven Apizza, its shitty expensive pizza. like $5 a slice for nasty dick your mouth.

another disappointing lunch in the neighborhood.