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Joe Perez 09-15-2024 07:46 AM


Originally Posted by Godless Commie (Post 1655831)
(A large truck)

Best captain caption I've read in a while.



Here, I'm curious as to whether meowing is allowed on taxiways Bravo or Golf. Or perhaps on a different frequency.

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DeerHunter 09-15-2024 02:42 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1655843)
Best captain I've read in a while.

Here's one, uncaptained.

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chiefmg 09-15-2024 04:42 PM

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Joe Perez 09-16-2024 06:19 AM

Growth:

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Joe Perez 09-16-2024 07:28 AM


xturner 09-16-2024 08:04 AM

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rleete 09-16-2024 11:41 AM

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Joe Perez 09-17-2024 07:32 AM

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Joe Perez 09-18-2024 08:48 AM

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oilstain 09-18-2024 10:53 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1655987)

I don't get it. Only person I've ever heard of to eat a bat was Ozzy.
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good2go 09-19-2024 03:16 AM


Originally Posted by oilstain (Post 1656035)
I don't get it. Only person I've ever heard of to eat a bat was Ozzy.
https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...8f0bc7b178.gif

Dr Fauci is not sure if serious. :facepalm:

sixshooter 09-19-2024 05:56 AM


Originally Posted by good2go (Post 1656039)
Dr Fauci is not sure if serious. :facepalm:

https://clipartcraft.com/images/nort...iversity-5.pngThese guys in Chapel Hill have publicly discussed the gain of function research they performed before shipping samples to Wuhan for further testing.
Market bats were as involved as this bat was: http://assets2.ignimgs.com/2016/11/2...2802_1280w.png

Joe Perez 09-19-2024 06:52 AM

C'mon, you buzzkills... Everyone is aware of the original narrative that Covid-19 entered the human population when someone ate a bat. South Park even parodied that theory in an episode in which Stan's Dad visited Wuhan China along with Mickey Mouse, and they both got really high and gang-raped a pangolin, which is how they became infected.


Anyway...

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triple88a 09-19-2024 06:06 PM

Welcome to 1920s when the average salary was ~3k a year and a house was less than 2k..
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codrus 09-19-2024 06:41 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1656046)
Anyway...

Someone aiming for an IgNobel award?

--Ian

good2go 09-19-2024 07:53 PM


Originally Posted by triple88a (Post 1656072)

Welcome to 1920s when the average salary was ~3k a year and a house was less than 2k..

^^ See fine print: Some assembly required


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Please ignore Avogadro's inevitable complaint

Joe Perez 09-21-2024 08:50 AM


Originally Posted by triple88a (Post 1656072)
Welcome to 1920s when the average salary was ~3k a year and a house was less than 2k..

"Not Cut or Fitted."

"Price does not include cement, brick, or plaster."

"For prices of Plumbing, Heating, Wiring, Electric Fixtures, and Shades, see page 115."


So, for 2/3 of the annual average salary, you're getting a big heap of uncut lumber and some other building materials.

And don't forget the land to put it on. That tends to be the most expensive part in many areas.

Relatively speaking, that pile-o-parts is about the same price as an entry-level manufactured home today. And that's before you factor in the labor to actually turn it into a house.







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sixshooter 09-22-2024 06:29 AM

Facebook Post

good2go 09-22-2024 12:08 PM

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DeerHunter 09-22-2024 03:18 PM

This won't end well.

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Joe Perez 09-23-2024 08:21 AM

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chiefmg 09-24-2024 09:03 PM

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92dx 09-24-2024 11:15 PM

...sweat this on right quick



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Joe Perez 09-25-2024 09:01 AM


Originally Posted by 92dx (Post 1656220)
(Bernzomatic)

Holy cats. That actually is an official product image...



This is a filthy 20 year old power antenna gearbox. It's been making janky noises for a while, and only raising the mast about halfway. The cable finally snapped last week, with the majority of it remaining inside the box. So as I had to open it anyway, might as well do it up right.

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It was a relief to find that none of the plastic components were cracked or chipped. There were some indications of wear on the teeth of the larger gears, but nothing significant.

And it was a surprise to see a Johnson brand motor in there. So far as I can tell, this is the original antenna gearbox for the car, made in Japan, with... US-sourced components? There's something you're not likely to encounter today...


I was also surprised by the complexity of the circuit board inside. I'd honestly been expecting a relay, a couple of microswitches, and maybe a self-resetting thermal fuse. But no, even in 1998, Mazda was finding excuses to hide semiconductors in the trunk.

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I can't quite ID the make on the electrolytic capacitors, but they all appeared in perfect shape. No bulging, no leaking. At least Mazda (or their supplier of power antenna gearboxes) specified quality components.

The little BA10393 is a dual comparator. Could it be doing the current-sensing, along with that chonky 0.1Ω resistor right beside the motor wires, to figure out when the motor has reached the limits of travel and come to a stop?

74HC04AP is an ordinary hex inverter, perhaps being used as a set / reset.


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TA8051P, now that's an interesting one. Bidirectional DC motor driver with overcurrent protection and brake function. Ok, now the use of semis makes sense. I can also see from the datasheet that the BA10393 is actually part of the TA8051P's signal path (it's in the example application circuit), though I haven't quite worked out why that functionality wasn't integrated into the main unit. There's something I'm missing with regard to the ~ST pin, will need to trace out the schematic for the board if I plan to understand that.

But that's not something I need to do.

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Here's all of the parts laid out after their thorough cleaning, as though this were the prologue to a Wes Anderson film.

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You can hear the light, plucky orchestral tune which is playing right now in your mind. It's probably something like this:




And, while listening to that, you can visualize me picking up each piece one by one, caringly ensconcing it in white lithium grease, and then setting it into position within the housing with robot-like cadence.


I failed to take a photo after re-assembling everything, largely because my hands were completely covered in white lithium grease. So, imagine three estranged siblings finally gathering around a fully assembled power antenna gearbox, with pained and slightly tearful expressions on their faces, shot on Kodak 200T / 5213 color negative film.

One of them picks up the gearbox, and a drop of grease falls from it, onto the cover of the diary which their father kept during his travels throughout southern Asia and the Pacific Islands in the 1960s, an artifact whose possession had previously been the catalyst of much jealousy between them.

But it's ok. The look in their eyes reveals that they have made peace, not only with their father's complex and controversial legacy, but also with themselves.

Joe Perez 10-01-2024 01:58 PM

For those who have been following the Meowing saga:

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triple88a 10-02-2024 12:19 PM

AI upscaling videos stuffs..


Joe Perez 10-02-2024 06:43 PM

Croatia... Amirite?

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Joe Perez 10-08-2024 07:32 AM

For my Florida friends:


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Braineack 10-08-2024 12:23 PM

on or about MSM


good2go 10-08-2024 05:18 PM

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Joe Perez 10-08-2024 07:34 PM

It's that time once again.

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Port Charlotte is where I grew up, and still have some friends there. They got anally-raped by Charlie in 2004, then again by Ian in 2022.

codrus 10-08-2024 07:58 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1656798)
then again by Ian in 2022.

Pretty sure I didn't go anywhere near Florida in 2022. :)

--Ian

Joe Perez 10-09-2024 02:48 PM

My friends down in western FL have all evacuated at this point. Missy and Bill (and their two hideously ugly Boston Terriers) are at a hotel which, while still directly in the projected path of the storm, is a few miles inland and thus above the projected worst-case flooding.

This morning, hotel staff came through, inspected each room, and stuck a piece of tape on the outside of the door listing the occupants:


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2 Adults. 1 Male, 1 Female. 2 dogs.


I asked Missy what they'd write if someone in the room identified as non-binary.

She did not find this amusing.

sixshooter 10-09-2024 07:19 PM

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There is no such thing as an attractive Boston terrier. Inbreeding made sure of that.

chiefmg 10-10-2024 05:51 PM

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DeerHunter 10-10-2024 11:19 PM

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sixshooter 10-11-2024 10:14 AM

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Walkabout in the neighborhood

Joe Perez 10-12-2024 06:26 PM

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But, in all seriousness, that one could have been a hell of a lot worse. PC / PG got some flooding, for the second time in one month. Looks like maybe you stayed dry?

Braineack 10-13-2024 10:07 AM


Joe Perez 10-13-2024 05:46 PM

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sixshooter 10-13-2024 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 1656935)

That's pretty damn cool right there.

Pic unrelated

sixshooter 10-13-2024 09:18 PM

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I'm on high ground locally and 128ft above sea level.

Lots of people buy without looking at the topography, which blows my mind. I guess I learned in the Boy Scouts from putting a tent on a beautiful sandy piece of ground that if it rains for a few hours that dry ground can become a creek. Never made that mistake again.

Put the metal shutters up at my parents' house.

chiefmg 10-14-2024 05:18 PM

Glad you made it through both "weather events" ok.

chiefmg 10-14-2024 05:20 PM

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chiefmg 10-14-2024 05:21 PM

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Joe Perez 10-18-2024 07:46 AM

I finally found it.

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chiefmg 10-19-2024 05:07 AM

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sixshooter 10-19-2024 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1657154)

I thought gender fluid was male ejaculate.

Meanwhile, some of our former public school students are in the workforce.

Joe Perez 10-19-2024 04:40 PM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 1657186)
I thought gender fluid was male ejaculate.

Heh.

The Gender Fluid is one of hundreds of satirical items on the shelf at Omega Mart, which is an "immersive art experience" in the form of a grocery store in Vegas.




Unrelated:


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sixshooter 10-19-2024 07:37 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1657200)

Oh, that's good!



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chiefmg 10-20-2024 01:42 AM

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chiefmg 10-20-2024 01:44 AM

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Joe Perez 10-21-2024 01:02 PM

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Joe Perez 10-23-2024 05:44 PM

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chiefmg 10-26-2024 05:25 PM

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Joe Perez 10-28-2024 10:30 AM

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Joe Perez 10-30-2024 04:14 PM

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Braineack 10-31-2024 10:08 AM

Pookie says happy Halloween.

He was going to be dressed up as a pirate -- we even got the costume, but we felt it was beneath his dignity.

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bonus picture of him 9 years ago:

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triple88a 10-31-2024 10:39 AM

Here's last years halloween pic of my pickles.. she hated wearing even for the picture it so i didnt dress her up this year


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