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Joe Perez 09-30-2011 10:28 AM

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I loled.

Braineack 09-30-2011 10:43 AM

PT cruiser on dubs.

icantthink4155 09-30-2011 11:17 AM

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RyanRaduechel 09-30-2011 01:19 PM


Originally Posted by Sean (Post 777889)
They were just talking about these on the radio. I guess this means more girls at the bar with false advertising.

Son of a bitch, you are right! :vash:

shuiend 09-30-2011 01:41 PM

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elesjuan 09-30-2011 02:12 PM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 777857)
Have you ever driven an exotic car?

What's your definition of "exotic?"

Perfect example, though I don't really consider it "exotic.." Have you ever tried to GET IN a lotus Elise? Fucking christ.. Then the drivers seat absolutely sucks. It felt like I was sitting on a wooden park bench, but the car was a blast to drive..

Fucking christ, Really?? :facepalm:

http://www.theracecars.com/wp-conten...3-RS-4.0-2.jpg


I'd like to hear Richard Hammond say again that the Porsche ISN'T a fucking beetle..

mgeoffriau 09-30-2011 02:14 PM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 778049)
Fucking christ.. Then the drivers seat absolutely sucks. It felt like I was sitting on a wooden park bench, but the car was a blast to drive..

Really? People pay good money to put those seats in Miatas.

golftdibrad 09-30-2011 02:19 PM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 778049)

I'd like to hear Richard Hammond say again that the Porsche ISN'T a fucking beetle..

Its just backwards. :brain:

soviet 09-30-2011 02:27 PM


Originally Posted by mgeoffriau (Post 778050)
Really? People pay good money to put those seats in Miatas.

http://www.lotusseats.com :bowrofl:

y8s 09-30-2011 02:30 PM

http://image.automotive.com/f/images...Bside_view.jpg

now more than ever.

elesjuan 09-30-2011 02:37 PM


elesjuan 09-30-2011 02:39 PM


Originally Posted by mgeoffriau (Post 778050)
Really? People pay good money to put those seats in Miatas.

Maybe Lotus owners know something that miata owners who pay good money for their seats dont? That'd be the first thing I did after buying an Elise, sell teh god damn seats. :giggle:

Torkel 09-30-2011 03:18 PM

That beetle i hilarious!

...and still, with the facts so obvious and indisputable... The 911 Turbo remains one of my absolut dream cars. :bang:

Joe Perez 09-30-2011 03:21 PM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 778049)
Fucking christ, Really?? :facepalm:

(...)

I'd like to hear Richard Hammond say again that the Porsche ISN'T a fucking beetle..

I'm pretty sure everyone know that it was a joke, dude.


And the funny thing (as that picture illustrates) is that the 911 is more of a Beetle than the Beetle, these days.

On the minus side, this means we can expect the 911 to be equipped with a FWD inline-4 in another 10 years or so...

elesjuan 09-30-2011 03:26 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 778094)
On the minus side, this means we can expect the 911 to be equipped with a FWD inline-4 in another 10 years or so...

:noes:

TurboTim 09-30-2011 03:40 PM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 778064)
boatlift video

I saw that in an email tread a few days ago, nice to see.

Erik Buell is back:
http://www.erikbuellracing.com/wp-co...lery/row1d.jpg

http://www.erikbuellracing.com/wp-co...lery/row3a.jpg

http://www.erikbuellracing.com/wp-co...lery/row3e.jpg

TurboTim 09-30-2011 03:45 PM

Husqvarna SM 630 Supermotarded

http://www.ferracci.com/store/bikePics/349.jpg

scottyd 09-30-2011 03:49 PM


Originally Posted by TurboTim (Post 778103)

Thank goodness. Stupid Harley.

elesjuan 09-30-2011 04:52 PM


Originally Posted by TurboTim (Post 778103)

That thing is sexy... $28k now?

Joe Perez 09-30-2011 06:38 PM


Originally Posted by TurboTim (Post 778103)

Are we sure he didn't change his name to Erik Suzuyamasakonda?

TurboTim 09-30-2011 08:19 PM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 778129)
That thing is sexy... $28k now?

$40k :crx:


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 778166)
Are we sure he didn't change his name to Erik Suzuyamasakonda?

Still a bigass Vtwin. Thankfully not related to HD....I don't think anyway.

RyanRaduechel 09-30-2011 08:48 PM


Originally Posted by TurboTim (Post 778186)
$40k :crx:

I wasnt sure if you were serious.....until I looked, holy chit. Add another 4k for the carbon package. Damn...

viperormiata 09-30-2011 09:26 PM

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...68892129_n.jpg

gearhead_318 09-30-2011 09:30 PM

What the hell is that unholy abomination?

TurboTim 09-30-2011 09:41 PM

yeah christ tell me that's photochopped

fooger03 09-30-2011 10:06 PM


Originally Posted by viperormiata (Post 778217)

http://verydemotivational.files.word...od-kill-it.jpg

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...26293419_n.jpg

fooger03 09-30-2011 10:07 PM


pictures of buell motorcycle
About fucking time they made something that didn't look like it came out of Godzilla's ass.

RyanRaduechel 09-30-2011 10:35 PM


Originally Posted by viperormiata (Post 778217)

It looks like its just set in there for fun. It does have the fwd motor mounts...right?? Doesnt look like there is a transmission behind it either.

elesjuan 09-30-2011 10:56 PM


Originally Posted by viperormiata (Post 778217)

I would guess the front subframe with the rest of the suspension attached have been removed for something... If you have a lift that's a very easy way to remove the engine from these. My guess? Some douche thought "huh huh huh huh (beavis) lets move that cart with the honda engine over to the vette for a funny picture.. huh huh huh huh huh huh" Otherwise, someone is trying to build the slowest Z06 in the world.


Random picture of vette:
http://forums.corvetteforum.com/atta...-381583911.jpg

elesjuan 09-30-2011 11:04 PM

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Here's a pic of a top secret joint venture between Porsche and GM. It's an inline Porsche 4-cylinder SOHCammer with 143 hp in a C6. Supposedly did 0-60 in 10 seconds flat, top speed on 123 mph and got 30 mpg. GM will get $4 trillion in US tax credits from the guberment and Porsche will get the LS9 for their new sedan if the deal works out.
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shuiend 09-30-2011 11:07 PM

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green_comet 09-30-2011 11:27 PM

This goose just crashed his C63 AMG outisde my house, going by the look of him he's ringing his parents to give them the good news about their car.


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soviet 09-30-2011 11:40 PM


Originally Posted by green_comet (Post 778246)
This goose just crashed is C63 AMG outisde my house, going by the look of him he's ringing his parents to give them the good news about their car.

Awesome pictures!!! Are you one of those people who drive around with a DSLR on the passenger seat?

green_comet 09-30-2011 11:44 PM

Na, it happened about 50 metre my house, so I got my camera jumped in the car (raining) drove over and took a few pics.

Joe Perez 10-01-2011 12:07 AM

Goose = hoon?

http://www.militaryuniformsupply.com...en-costume.jpg

pusha 10-01-2011 12:51 AM


Originally Posted by green_comet (Post 778246)
This goose just crashed is C63 AMG outisde my house, going by the look of him he's ringing his parents to give them the good news about their car.

after driving a bunch of these at an AMG event, I've decided that those are probably the only factory auto sports-sedan I'd consider purchasing. gotta love that alcantara steering wheel.

green_comet 10-01-2011 01:07 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 778258)
Goose = hoon?

Goose

Someone who is silly; or did something silly.

Person 1: Today I accidentally called my teacher Mom.
Person 2: lol you goose!

Joe Perez 10-01-2011 01:16 AM

Ah.

Interesting that within American English, that term has essentially the same meaning, but has a rather odd connotation, being associated either anachronistically with pre-WWII mainstream youth culture or with modern-day gay "queen" culture.

Eg: "You silly goose."

Now I have something to ask Grant Barrett the next time I'm down at their studio.

gearhead_318 10-01-2011 01:16 AM


Joe Perez 10-01-2011 01:19 AM

Yeah, that would be about right.

golftdibrad 10-01-2011 02:15 AM


Originally Posted by viperormiata (Post 778217)


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 778240)

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/20...y_Keilight.jpg

Bryce 10-01-2011 02:33 AM

First one definitely has a motor sitting in there, not hooked up.

Second one is clearly a shooop.


Random Pictar to go along with the flipped 18 wheeler theme:
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-G...2B17.06.32.jpg

I drove along here the day before this happened.

elesjuan 10-01-2011 02:56 AM


Originally Posted by Bryce (Post 778294)
First one definitely has a motor sitting in there, not hooked up.

Second one is clearly a shooop.


Random Pictar to go along with the flipped 18 wheeler theme:
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-G...2B17.06.32.jpg

I drove along here the day before this happened.

I remember seeing that on the news a couple months ago.. Just kinda makes you go "WTF??"

viperormiata 10-01-2011 03:49 AM


Originally Posted by Bryce (Post 778294)
First one definitely has a motor sitting in there, not hooked up.

It's a shop.

Notice the motor mount on the radiator and the intake manifold facing the firewall, also the header direction.

elesjuan 10-01-2011 04:30 AM


Originally Posted by viperormiata (Post 778306)
It's a shop.

Notice the motor mount on the radiator and the intake manifold facing the firewall, also the header direction.

Or some fag physically placed an engine on a rolling cart under the empty engine bay of the Vette and lowered it down to be gay and start shit on the interwebz?

I'm not a photoshop expert by any stretch, but just because the intake manifold and motor mounts aren't perfect to your standards doesn't mean the engine isn't in reality sitting where its shown.. The only thing that'd make me really say its probably a modified picture is the overall shitty grainy quality of the photo.. Even shitty iphones can take better pictures than that thing.. Plus the exif data is all gone..

viperormiata 10-01-2011 05:09 AM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 778313)
long babble about corvette picture. I have too much time on my hands. Nobody loves me..

Or it was photoshopped, because it was.

Chill out, man.

Joe Perez 10-01-2011 11:37 AM

So, apparently the 1990s are considered "retro" now.



Seriously? The decade in which I graduated from college and became a corporate tool is now "old-school"?

I'm feelin' old, son.

icantthink4155 10-01-2011 12:55 PM

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MartinezA92 10-01-2011 01:57 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 778356)
So, apparently the 1990s are considered "retro" now.



Seriously? The decade in which I graduated from college and became a corporate tool is now "old-school"?

I'm feelin' old, son.

That makes even me feel old, but in a different way. It only means my childhood is long gone. I wasn't ready to grow up yet. :rofl:
how do i adult?

y8s 10-01-2011 02:10 PM

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someone had some serious vision:

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elesjuan 10-01-2011 04:13 PM


Originally Posted by viperormiata (Post 778315)
Or it was photoshopped, because it was.

Chill out, man.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__...k_yourself.png

Btw, your mom loves me.

trickyrix 10-01-2011 04:41 PM


Originally Posted by icantthink4155 (Post 778370)
Pic of recipe for gay-ass hamburger soup...

Who the fuck puts green beans, corn, and TWO KINDS OF SUGAR in a pot of red and dares to call it chili??? And flour??? WTFF???

My dog wouldn't even eat that shit.

Joe Perez 10-01-2011 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by trickyrix (Post 778420)
Who the fuck puts green beans, corn, and TWO KINDS OF SUGAR in a pot of red and dares to call it chili??? And flour??? WTFF???

One thing I have found in my travels is that the definition of "Chili" is perhaps even more subjective than the definition of "beautiful."

For instance, have you ever has Cincinnati-style Chili (Skyline, Gold Star, etc)? It is essentially a watery sauce consisting of finely ground beef, lightly spiced and with hints of chocolate and cinnamon, which is poured over a plate of spaghetti and then topped with entirely more shredded cheddar cheese than is reasonable or prudent. Kidney beans and/or raw chopped onion are optional, and are added as toppings- never mixed in.

It sounds absolutely disgusting. And frankly, it's not much to look at either. But it is gooooooooooood. On one occasion several years ago, I actually altered my flight plans coming home from NY to go through CVG instead of ATL purely on the grounds that there is a Gold Star Chili restaurant in the middle of Concourse B at that airport.

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(That's not just marketing. They really do put that much cheese on top of the thing.)

shuiend 10-01-2011 07:22 PM

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elesjuan 10-02-2011 01:26 AM

Found two very interesting things on google maps.. Anyone guess what they are? Technically neither are related to another, however their geographical location is very close. I wouldn't be surprised if anyone figured out the first, the second though I'd be VERY impressed..

http://jugrnot.com/google-what-is.jpg

http://jugrnot.com/google-what-is2.jpg

NA6C-Guy 10-02-2011 01:44 AM

Chernobyl power plant and the woodpecker array?

I've played Stalker, mofo.

pusha 10-02-2011 01:47 AM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 778556)

mmmm... erector sets

NA6C-Guy 10-02-2011 01:48 AM

You said erect...

Joe Perez 10-02-2011 01:50 AM

Not sure about the first one (Chernobyl maybe?) but #2 looks like a large antenna array. Over-the-horizon radar or something like that.

NA6C-Guy 10-02-2011 01:53 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 778563)
Not sure about the first one (Chernobyl maybe?) but #2 looks like a large antenna array. Over-the-horizon radar or something like that.

HEY! I already gave the answer, hoe! :magna: You lose fool!


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