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Vashthestampede 09-09-2011 03:31 PM

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gospeed81 09-09-2011 05:10 PM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 769476)
Wow, these were from 2009..

[IMG]Rick Perry being a badass Texan[/IMG]

Nice to see a politician once in a while who isn't a total faggggot about guns.


umm...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_554397.html

RyanRaduechel 09-09-2011 06:16 PM


Originally Posted by papasmurf (Post 769467)
http://www.iputah.com/ferrari

Snapped this pic at Miller Motorsports Park.


When I get home I will post up some pics I took at Miller last year for the ALMS

elesjuan 09-09-2011 08:49 PM


Originally Posted by shuiend (Post 769540)
I agree with Y8s, if I see one more political comment in this thread I will be handing out warnings. Take it to the politics section if you want to argue about it.



https://i.imgur.com/4si1V.jpg



Originally Posted by gospeed81 (Post 769577)


Well??





http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6...fc3a970d-450wi

Just started watching this yesterday (Breaking Bad) Sucks I've missed out on this for 4 seasons now, this show is great!!

Also discovered Suits the other week.. This show is priceless!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Uh1kPjkTUz...sa-tv-show.jpg

Joe Perez 09-10-2011 12:09 AM

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... and we have power. Still no network connectivity at the office, but at least the lights are on.

And it's confirmed. Some fucker in Arizona caused all this while he was servicing a 500Kv line. Since this is a pictures thread, the substation which started it all:

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The conspiracy theories are roiling. As an engineer, I understand all too well that sometimes simple, stupid mistakes cause baffling and unexpected cascading failures of complex system. But that hasn't stopped the tinfoil-hat crowd.

Waiting to hear how this was the result of a conspiracy between the directors of the Western Electricity Coordinating Council, the Federal Reserve, and the SEC.

rmcelwee 09-10-2011 05:11 AM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 769510)


shuiend 09-10-2011 09:45 AM

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pusha 09-10-2011 01:32 PM


Originally Posted by Vashthestampede (Post 769546)

hahahahahahahahahaha, couple that guy with Tim and you have a regular CR circus

shuiend 09-10-2011 01:52 PM

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sixshooter 09-10-2011 02:34 PM


Originally Posted by x808drifter (Post 769193)

Howzit brah?


Originally Posted by Vashthestampede (Post 769546)

I believe the little fellow is the same one that is in our local Miata forum. He's pretty funny. One of the guys brought four tires to sell along with some other parts to one of the local wrenching days. The little guy posed for some pictures with him standing up in the middle of the tires with them stacked up. I don't remember his name.

Interesting group. A flamboyant young fellow who talks and acts entirely too much like a fashion designer brought champagne and vodka to the same event. He was very friendly.

RyanRaduechel 09-10-2011 02:55 PM

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Vashthestampede 09-10-2011 02:55 PM

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I was browsing CR and saw his pictures posted in the recent picture thread.

Seems like a happy dude that enjoys planking on his miata. lol

Some randoms of the gigantic praying mantis that was on the side of the building last week. This motherfucker was close to 10", maybe bigger.

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elesjuan 09-10-2011 03:10 PM

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Braineack 09-10-2011 05:04 PM

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MS3x in a box. like a baus.

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elesjuan 09-10-2011 07:43 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 769868)

Image no workie.. :confused:

icantthink4155 09-10-2011 08:15 PM

From Me to *********@*********.org:

Hello,

I am selling my 60-Disc Technics SL-MC4 CD changer. This thing is in excellent condition and works great. I have included a picture of it. I'm asking $75 for it. Please let me know if you are interested.

Best,

Mike

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From Steve ******* to Me:

Mike, the CD player looks good. Does it have a remote? If so, I can pick it up tomorrow. Where do you live?

Steve

From Me to Steve *******:

Steve,

It does have a remote. Tomorrow works for me, I work in Manayunk near the hospital and can bring the CD player to work with me. We can meet anywhere around there in the afternoon.

Just one minor thing though, and I truly am sorry about this, but I accidentally tripped over the CD player in the dark earlier and chipped the side of the plastic cover. There isn't a screen there and it does not affect the performance whatsoever, but I just thought I should let you know. I've included a picture of the small chip.

Mike

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From Steve ******* to Me:

No worries... That is fine. What's your phone number? Mine is 215-***-****.

From Me to Steve *******:

Steve, I'm really sorry, but I accidentally damaged it a little more. I really should have moved it out of the middle of the hallway, because I just tripped over it again. Unfortunately I was wearing steel-tipped boots and cracked the plastic cover around the screen. A few of the buttons got mashed in as well. You can still play songs 1, 2, 4, 5, 7, and 9, though. Or just use the remote. It still plays CDs fine, and I've included a picture of it powered on so you can see that it still works.

Once again, I am terribly sorry about this. I am going to knock $10 off of the price for your inconvenience.

Mike

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From Steve ******* to Me:

Could you drop the price down to $50? That looks pretty bad.

From Me to Steve *******:

Sure. It is my fault for tripping over it anyway.

From Me to Steve *******:

Hey, it's me again. I was loading the CD player into my trunk to bring to work tomorrow, but then my friend called me and I got distracted. Long story short, I forgot the CD player was behind my car and I accidentally backed over it a little bit when I went to go to Wawa. Thankfully I hit the brakes before I crushed anything important, but the back frame is a little bent.

http://dontevenreply.com/images/cd4.gif

I assure you that the CD player still works. On the bright side, the car must have popped that chipped plastic cover off of the front, so now you can clearly see the real screen. I think it looks better, don't you? From the front, staring at it head on, you can't even tell that the back is bashed in like that. Seeing as I improved the looks from the front, I am going to bump the price back up to $60.

I am going to try my best to bend the metal frame back to the way it was. Once again, I am very sorry about this.

Mike

From Steve ******* to Me:

Are you kidding me? That thing is ruined. What a freaking klutz you are! How didn't you realize it was behind your car?

From Steve ******* to Me:

Oh, and you have the nerve to charge me MORE money for breaking it worse?

From Me to Steve *******:

Don't worry, I can fix it. I'm working on fixing it right now.

From Me to Steve *******:

Okay, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, the CD player still works. The bad news is that I was smoking a cigar while I was trying to repair it, and it accidentally set part of the CD player on fire.

http://dontevenreply.com/images/cd5.gif


As you can see from the picture, some of the CD player has melted. Thanks to my 2 months experience as a volunteer firefighter, my instincts kicked in and I was able to extinguish the flames with my coffee before too much of the CD player melted. It still can hold about 33-35 CDs, and all that stuff that melted on the right side wasn't important anyway.

Unfortunately, I drink expensive coffee and it was nearly full when I had to use it to put out the fire. Therefore, I am adding another $3 to the price of the CD player to bring the grand total to $63.

Once again, the CD player still works. I think it sounds even better than before. It is now in my trunk and ready to be sold to you tomorrow. I'll give you a call when I have my lunch break so we can meet up for the sale.

Thanks,

Mike

From Steve ******* to Me:

You must be stupid if you think I'll pay $63 for the charred remains of your CD player. I can't believe how badly you managed to fuck that thing up. How are you still alive? How have you managed to make it this far in life, when CLEARLY you are too foolish to keep even a CD player from being burned to a crisp? I really want to know! Please, Mike, tell me.

From Me to Steve *******:

I'm sorry if I upset you by bumping the price up to $63. Let's just call it $60. Deal?

From Steve ******* to Me:

...how are you this dumb?

icantthink4155 09-10-2011 08:22 PM

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Braineack 09-10-2011 08:56 PM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 769901)
Image no workie.. :confused:

fixed.

sixshooter 09-10-2011 09:11 PM

Uhm, yes ma'am.

http://skyblu.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/semper-fi.jpg

I think I'm afraid. But in a good way.



How many Rufies are you slipping into my drink?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J8hUpQARXP...0/UglyGirl.jpg

I'm afraid.



This is better.
http://www.rdc3.net/wp-content/uploa...d-guns_031.jpg

Is that a 9mm copy of a Colt?



And a shotgun? I am impressed.

http://www.rdc3.net/wp-content/uploa...d-guns_051.jpg


Here's a better look at the pistol:

http://www.rdc3.net/wp-content/uploa...nd-guns_06.jpg




And that is definitely a 12 gauge.

http://www.rdc3.net/wp-content/uploa...nd-guns_07.jpg




And WAIT! Is that an AR15 copy? This bitch is loaded!

http://www.rdc3.net/wp-content/uploa...nd-guns_08.jpg

Joe Perez 09-10-2011 10:18 PM

I'll never understand the whole thing about the bi-colored, talon-like fingernail attachments.

shuiend 09-10-2011 11:05 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 769945)
I'll never understand the whole thing about the bi-colored, talon-like fingernail attachments.

Wait you looked at her fingernails?

Joe Perez 09-10-2011 11:41 PM


Originally Posted by shuiend (Post 769953)
Wait you looked at her fingernails?

If she had a festering open sore on forehead, would you be asking "Wait, you looked at her forehead?"

Some things just jump out at you...

elesjuan 09-10-2011 11:58 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 769868)

Oooo.. Nice!

What is black box? The factory PCM 'adapter harness' piece??

rmcelwee 09-11-2011 04:32 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 769945)
I'll never understand the whole thing about the bi-colored, talon-like fingernail attachments.

My wife gets her nails done ever week (by her mother - so no $$$ comes out of my pocket). She said the sharp spike looking finger nails are coming back into style now. No more french fingernail painting like that (I think it is what it is called). I try to pay attention but sometimes it is hard to listen.

rmcelwee 09-11-2011 04:41 AM


Originally Posted by shuiend (Post 769953)
Wait you looked at her fingernails?

The first thing I noticed was the car.

olderguy 09-11-2011 09:28 AM


Originally Posted by rmcelwee (Post 770006)
The first thing I noticed was the car.

There was a car?

Braineack 09-11-2011 09:36 AM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 769960)
Oooo.. Nice!

What is black box? The factory PCM 'adapter harness' piece??

the diybob.

mx5autoxer 09-11-2011 02:05 PM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 769930)
How many Rufies are you slipping into my drink?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J8hUpQARXP...0/UglyGirl.jpg

I'm afraid.

http://www.ragemaker.net/images/Misc...s/oh%20god.png

Please tell me its chopped

mx5autoxer 09-11-2011 02:52 PM

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mx5autoxer 09-11-2011 03:13 PM

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Joe Perez 09-11-2011 03:25 PM


Originally Posted by rmcelwee (Post 770005)
My wife gets her nails done ever week (by her mother - so no $$$ comes out of my pocket).

Tell her that I said it makes her look like a Jersey tramp.

Then report back to let us know how it went.





Originally Posted by mx5autoxer (Post 770083)
(picture of some of a Porsche 944)

1: That's a rather interesting turbo placement. I don't recall I've ever seen anything like that on an I-4 engine. I wonder why they chose to locate the turbo so far from the exhaust ports, rather than parking it on the end of a simple short-runner manifold.

2: And it still has the rear suspension of a VW Beetle.

shuiend 09-11-2011 04:07 PM

This whole video is EPIC!


NA6C-Guy 09-11-2011 04:26 PM

Goddamn, women are hard to please. What does that bitch want!?

shuiend 09-11-2011 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 770111)
Goddamn, women are hard to please. What does that bitch want!?

Apparently not to be told she is loved and have food cooked for her.


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mx5autoxer 09-11-2011 08:49 PM


Originally Posted by shuiend (Post 770112)

What cupcakes!? There are cupcakes in that pic!?

elesjuan 09-11-2011 09:18 PM


Originally Posted by mx5autoxer (Post 770174)
What cupcakes!? There are cupcakes in that pic!?

You're the one that mentioned them...

sixshooter 09-11-2011 09:49 PM


Originally Posted by shuiend (Post 769953)
Wait you looked at her fingernails?

Have you ever seen the detective show "Monk"? Some people are picky about the weirdest things. I actually don't like them either, but had to go back a page to see what he was talking about. I'm proud to say that I missed them the first time.




Originally Posted by mx5autoxer (Post 770071)

I'm sure she needs lovin' too. She would probably love you like a Twinkie.



Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 770093)
1: That's a rather interesting turbo placement. I don't recall I've ever seen anything like that on an I-4 engine. I wonder why they chose to locate the turbo so far from the exhaust ports, rather than parking it on the end of a simple short-runner manifold.

2: And it still has the rear suspension of a VW Beetle.

1. I think the slant four leans over so far that their isn't room for it. They originally developed that slanted engine to keep the hood lines low.

2. And I always thought that was funny. The car (924) was originally designed by Porsche for VW because VW wanted to have a sporty car in their lineup and it incorporated lots of off the shelf VW and Audi parts including the 90hp iron block 2.0. Later, the project was cancelled at VW but Porsche decided to run with it and build the car anyway. Later, the 944 got a new all 2.5l aluminum engine that made more power but was far less reliable and troublesome than the iron Audi 2.0. The aluminum four eventually grew to 3.0l which is pretty large for a gasoline four. It needed counter-rotating balance shafts to quell the vibrations.


Originally Posted by shuiend (Post 770112)

I can tell by that great big ass that she always takes the big cupcake for herself.

shuiend 09-11-2011 09:52 PM


Originally Posted by mx5autoxer (Post 770174)
What cupcakes!? There are cupcakes in that pic!?

The cupcakes are a lie.

viperormiata 09-11-2011 11:28 PM

Fuck
Thundercat Hayabusa = MEGA WIN
EDIT: This is a better video

RussellT94 09-12-2011 12:13 AM


Originally Posted by mx5autoxer (Post 770174)
What cupcakes!? There are cupcakes in that pic!?

The cakes are in the foreground, in front of the hideous cottage cheese

pusha 09-12-2011 05:16 AM

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mx5autoxer 09-12-2011 01:33 PM


Originally Posted by elesjuan (Post 770181)
You're the one that mentioned them...

Please don't make me explain the joke cus then it just wont be funny.

mx5autoxer 09-12-2011 01:36 PM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 770278)

Dude, thats just mean. Even I can't laugh at that. I mean I guess I'm being hypocritical cus of what I posted about that other girl, but damn; I just feel sorry for that one.

RyanRaduechel 09-12-2011 01:37 PM

Whats the point of running the dragstrip backwards? Seems foolish.

shuiend 09-12-2011 01:47 PM

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Braineack 09-12-2011 02:24 PM

I'm totally building an enclosure like that for my indoor cats, so they can pout when I'm outside playing with my outdoor cats.

elesjuan 09-12-2011 03:21 PM


Originally Posted by viperormiata (Post 770219)

Okay, Seriously?? That has to be one of the dumbest fucking races I've seen next to 2 high school douchebags in hondas drag racing infront of the school in a snow storm.. Props to the luck of the guy.



Was something kinda like that only with 2 dead people.

Faeflora 09-12-2011 04:00 PM

lols

mx5autoxer 09-12-2011 06:00 PM


Originally Posted by RyanRaduechel (Post 770397)
Whats the point of running the dragstrip backwards? Seems foolish.

The only thing I can think of is that its more like racing on the street because there isn't as much sticky rubber laid down from years of burnouts and hard launches.

EDIT: The last video Viperormiata posted with the handfull of 1000+ hp Lamborghinis was sick. They all seemed like cool guys despite the fact that they were loaded.

elesjuan 09-12-2011 06:28 PM


Originally Posted by viperormiata;770219 EDIT: This is a better video
[url
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxTAbxIAMU4[/url]


Originally Posted by mx5autoxer (Post 770536)
EDIT: The last video Viperormiata posted with the handfull of 1000+ hp Lamborghinis was sick. They all seemed like cool guys despite the fact that they were loaded.

Except for all those fucking annotation bubbles they slopped all over the fucking place. Oh, and Slow ass Supras need not apply. :loser:

Braineack 09-12-2011 06:32 PM

my brakes didnt work [in ice]

Braineack 09-12-2011 06:33 PM


Originally Posted by mx5autoxer (Post 770395)
Dude, thats just mean. Even I can't laugh at that. I mean I guess I'm being hypocritical cus of what I posted about that other girl, but damn; I just feel sorry for that one.


She totally trolled you.



haha get it, shes a meme and trolled you and she also...

pusha 09-12-2011 06:40 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 770552)
She totally trolled you.



haha get it, shes a meme and trolled you and she also...

the sad part is that there appears to be a decent body carrying around that face. that being said, I'm sure buffon would hit it.

NA6C-Guy 09-12-2011 06:57 PM

I can also tell by her one good eye, and the normal upper face that if normal, she would be pretty goddamn hot.

sixshooter 09-12-2011 09:28 PM

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Just kiss her on the one good cheek and stick it in. Did I actually say that? Bad cocktail! Bad, bad, bad Barbados rum. Evil things you made me say!


On a lighter note, Papa Smurf is gettin some:

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sixshooter 09-12-2011 09:43 PM

Video clip:

Wait for it...

http://poststuff5.entensity.net/091211/wait.php

viperormiata 09-12-2011 10:34 PM

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.c...arrel-roll.jpg

x808drifter 09-12-2011 11:45 PM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 770625)

You used to be on FH???


99mx5 09-13-2011 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by mx5autoxer (Post 770395)
Dude, thats just mean. Even I can't laugh at that. I mean I guess I'm being hypocritical cus of what I posted about that other girl, but damn; I just feel sorry for that one.


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 770563)
I can also tell by her one good eye, and the normal upper face that if normal, she would be pretty goddamn hot.

I also felt bad for her. I was trying to see what she would look like...

gearhead_318 09-13-2011 02:41 AM

Ya'll are kinda fucked up..

http://www.helpfeedthetroll.com/wp-c...te_My_Face.jpg


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