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Originally Posted by dr_boone
(Post 1469507)
It is not nearly as funny when you are in your 50's. It all hurts worse.
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Shit, I'm only in my early 40s and I'm feeling the pain of age.
(And of having abused the hell out of my body, and specifically my skeletal system, in my youth.) As this is the random pictures thread, I present an image taken at a small grocery near me: https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...5ab352446c.png It's been a while since I had a good lamb spleen taco... |
Great price on beef short ribs, but lamb spleen and kidneys? Just like liver...what nutritional value does one get from eating a "filter"? https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...bff5a01991.jpg |
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Originally Posted by dr_boone
(Post 1469507)
It is not nearly as funny when you are in your 50's. It all hurts worse.
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landing at Dulles is always rough due to the wind patterns. today winds are going to hit 60mph:
Report from pilot landing at Dulles in wind: 'Pretty much everyone on the plane threw up' | WJLA A pilot who landed a flight at Dulles Airport Friday morning reports that "pretty much everyone on the plane threw up" during the windy descent. "Very bumpy on descent," the pilot's report reads. "Pretty much everyone on the plane threw up. Pilots were on the verge of throwing up." The turbulence was the result of a powerful Nor'easter that has brought damaging wind gusts throughout the DC area Friday morning. |
http://www.oxygen.com/crime-time/for...-grade-student
Florida science teacher Stephanie Peterson is accused of having a sexual relationship with one of her former students, who she allegedly send nudes to and bought weed for. Daaaaammmmnnn! http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/b...8fd930f86301f5 |
Originally Posted by sixshooter
(Post 1469640)
Daaaaammmmnnn!
she also allegedly picked him up at his home, around 11 p.m.on multiple occasions, and then brought him home a few hours later after engaging in a sexual encounter. |
HS senior I could accept, but an 8th grader. girl had daddy issues, was probably raped herself.
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Originally Posted by bahurd
(Post 1469643)
Don't know about today's kids but it'd have been damn hard not to go after that when I was in 8th grade... But the kid had a sterling family life I bet
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Absolute tripe, but an insidious earworm:
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I'll see your burrito and raise you a narwhal
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Oops (not mine, nor anyone I know, a random poor Lyft driver in my neighborhood that learned the peril of the early apex)
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https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...fd0c095c98.jpg
We're still hiring. Starting pay is $16hr. (Not bad for Midwest). No experience needed. No diploma or GED needed. Just gotta show up and be breathing air... |
Originally Posted by Erat
(Post 1470287)
https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...fd0c095c98.jpg
We're still hiring. Starting pay is $16hr. (Not bad for Midwest). No experience needed. No diploma or GED needed. Just gotta show up and be breathing air... Government industrial maintenance be like: https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...5845762815.png AC unit 1 of 3 for our server room. Contactors 1 and 3 wouldn't pull in because safety switch was doing it job. Luckily it failed in some other way before the pressure relief had to do its job. The employee still works here. He makes $30/hr. edit- fuk i think i posted this in here when it happened. Oh well. Ill have plenty more |
My god... Why wouldn't they just jump the coil like everyone else?
https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...3b6b1d9987.jpg |
Because that requires understanding how a contactor works in the first place. The same employee tests for live voltage with a screwdriver and ground, instead of you know with a meter or something. We only have literally a couple hundred flukes laying around here. But who am I to judge.
https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...d5976a0b9e.png |
Originally Posted by DNMakinson
(Post 1470274)
https://static.rogerebert.com/upload...20619990AR.jpg |
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Oh good, leme go take a pic of something right quick lol.
Edit- pic tooken https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...f0b34b40a3.png |
I've got a few geniuses around me, too.
https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...4939ca7b87.jpghttps://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...b4bd79e155.jpg For those who don't know, that's a 60,000lbs machine and parts of it are 8ft or more underwater. It's still running, barely. This has happened more than once. |
Originally Posted by sixshooter
(Post 1470363)
This has happened more than once.
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That stuck machine is awesome. You know the guy got it to that point and was still trying to get out by itself.
This is MCM 1500 cable... Good to up to 700ish amps. https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...b559811c7e.jpg https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...57e9e1e524.jpg Did i post this? Maybe i did. Either way, 2000F and nobody in the area noticed a thing... Was probably a nice lightshow too. |
Originally Posted by Erat
(Post 1470366)
Either way, 2000F and nobody in the area noticed a thing... Was probably a nice lightshow too.
http://www.thephoblographer.com/wp-c...Flash_Lamp.jpg Usually the guy who got the machine stuck will only make it worse. The one in the picture should have stopped way before this point and waited for help and certain supplies. But stupidity and stubborness seem to lay eggs and multiply between certain ears. I've had to get them out and it is work. |
Usually it involves 4 or 5 crane mats and shoving them beneath the tracks of the machine with the bucket while moving the tracks to get the machine up on them.
Here's one who is not stuck using them: |
Even when the operator does everything correctly it's risky with some of the specialty machines we sell.
https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...86782da813.jpg |
We had a loader burn that was on rent recently.
The granulated sulphur caught fire and the people didn't go move the machine as the fire slowly went towards it. They had plenty of time. $280k machine. https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...68e52b2e20.jpghttps://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...13f13f7b70.jpghttps://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...3459affe4b.jpghttps://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...c93177cb6f.jpghttps://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...b91eff7f0e.jpghttps://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...ad0e7799c4.jpghttps://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...59e12182ea.jpghttps://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...d45c4e1016.jpg |
sometimes at work, people still put images as the background-image in the css, in a blank div with the width and height of the div set inline to display it.
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Since this is the kindergarten class and you didn't post a picture I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.
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Originally Posted by hi_im_sean
(Post 1470319)
Was the bolt loose on the terminal nearest where the failure occurred? I wish I had a glorious failure pic to share. Most of the stupidity in my shop simply results in this: https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...b7853aacce.png Well, it used to back when that was a thing. So, here's a picture I took inside the Blue Line station at ORD recently: https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...835d4cf308.png Train-control systems amuse me. |
Last couple of days have been fun. Repairing the upper wing skin of a Boeing 757, crawling inside the wing fuel tanks.
https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...f3b99b6ad8.jpg This video shows the conditions inside, only in the wing there isn't even room to sit, so it's crawling and turning in limited space all day while dragging hoses behind you. good times https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giEM...ature=youtu.be |
Originally Posted by Joe Perez
(Post 1470391)
Dafuq?
Was the bolt loose on the terminal nearest where the failure occurred? https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...c4b78752de.jpg Bet you didn't know concrete floors could grow. |
Much lower volts and amps, tho. https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/xq90/924/nza8ZM.jpg |
Originally Posted by Joe Perez
(Post 1470391)
I assume this is in a location where, if it fails, it will in no way cause severe property damage and / or bodily harm.
You assume incorrectly. Thats a hamper dumper frame for up to 1 ton hampers of mail/packages. It would likely hurt the operator and probably crush your box and the dildo inside, as well as the conveyor is usually feeds. |
Originally Posted by Erat
(Post 1470397)
https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...c4b78752de.jpg Bet you didn't know concrete floors could grow. |
Originally Posted by sixshooter
(Post 1470375)
Even when the operator does everything correctly it's risky with some of the specialty machines we sell.
https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...86782da813.jpg https://images2.imgbox.com/ec/47/Ff7vLvdJ_o.jpg What was just on our "baby crane" model. Backwards stability testing will make your butt pucker though. Putting a crane at 15-20° up a pivot is scary. Especially when the engineer before you turned one over because he had a brain fart and pivoted the upper while at that angle. |
Let me tell you how thrilled I am to be calibrating (and fixing since it's in such poor shape) this rectifier right now. While running I might add.
https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...6cf845cc4e.jpg Yes that's a 2000 amp contactor with no covers. I swear I have to work on only the worst stuff we have. |
I hope you are wearing your CAT III(IV?) PPE.
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Originally Posted by Erat
(Post 1470385)
Since this is the kindergarten class and you didn't post a picture I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.
https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...f2722a5830.gif okay. typically to display an image in HTML code you use the <img> element tag. you give it a source attribute to link the image to display, and to be 508 compliant for people with special accessibility needs, it also must have an "alt/title" tag, which displays text when you hover over the image. A screen reader can read the text for them. This is standard web practices. https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...dbc2e6feb1.png the image will display, at full w x h. I just ran across code the other day, where the developer placed an image on the left and right side of a column. instead of using an image element tag, he used div with a background image. Basically a div is a container for element, that you can style directly and the elements within are relative to it. https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...e91462490e.png as you can see here, there's no change to putting a img in a div. but since you can style a div directly, you have the ability to add a background image to them -- sometimes this is useful -- especially on these new mobile websites that scroll for days. But some developers like to go overboard with it, and try to make divs display as an image. https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...5cce0ebad8.png as you can see here, I changed the IMG tag to be another DIV within the container DIV. I had to give the image DIV a classname [or id] of "fake-image" in order to find/select it later for styling. then in my css, you can see I set the background as the url for the mt logo. because the image is just a background image now, the div has no size, so I put inline styles on the div to force the width and height.this is incredibly sloppy coding to display an actual image element back to the user: A screen reader will ignore it, so you'll fail 508 testing. And mixing inline styles on the html code, AND a css file causes headaches if you need to make changes later, not to mention that it adds unnecessary lines of code. The place I last saw this used was on a site banner, where the developer wanted to make the left and right edge "break" past the border for a graphic element. He mixed css and inline styles to do it and placed the images he wanted as divs as shown above and positioned them one either side of the containing div and used absolute positioning to have the beak the border of the div. It worked, but again sloppy code. https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...8c85252e1d.png here's how I would have done it: https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...b07da439c8.png Now the HTML is not cluttered with design/styling elements and I've only applied styles to the container class itself. I'm using :before and :after pseudo-tags on the container to have the browser render the pink boxes before and after a container class -- and I've positioned them all within the css. |
Originally Posted by hi_im_sean
(Post 1470473)
I hope you are wearing your CAT III(IV?) PPE.
Originally Posted by Braineack
(Post 1470475)
okay. Edit* PPE: https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...87118c40e1.jpg |
They make us wear cat IV gloves with leather over gloves to program VFDs for fucks sake, never mind the suit. Ever try operating tact switches like that? We have to use a pencil with eraser, and unfortunately they actually watch us from time to time, and we can be fired on the spot. Really sucks when on an RTU in summer. This is why I supervise now lol.
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Originally Posted by Erat
(Post 1470470)
Yes that's a 2000 amp contactor with no covers.
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Killed to death. As opposed to the Killed to mostly dead?
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I prefer being killed to death without knowing it instead of suffering through the entire process.
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Originally Posted by hi_im_sean
(Post 1470481)
They make us wear cat IV gloves with leather over gloves to program VFDs for fucks sake, never mind the suit. Ever try operating tact switches like that? We have to use a pencil with eraser, and unfortunately they actually watch us from time to time, and we can be fired on the spot. Really sucks when on an RTU in summer. This is why I supervise now lol.
Impossible job 3 or 4 of the day: https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...8f2fc8162d.jpg Doesn't look that far down, but it's 3.5" from that inner base. I pride myself in having a decent outfit of tools. But even the snap ring pliers i have couldn't reach that bugger way down in there. Why wouldn't it just be flanged like the top. If i ever found the engineer who... |
Originally Posted by rleete
(Post 1470488)
Killed to death. As opposed to the Killed to mostly dead?
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Time to clean out. It is getting tough to operate the trunk lever.
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