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Joe Perez 02-14-2018 08:45 AM


Originally Posted by wackbards (Post 1466931)
Most corporate atta boy awards aren't worth their weight in dirt, but this one has some nerd street cred. The wife made me bring it home. I asked her where she wanted to put it, and she said: "Ummm... Above the toilet."

Major nerd cred there, Wack. We used to do the brass plaques at Harris, too. I never got one.

In semi-engineering-related news, sometimes you come back to the truck to find that you have a new friend:

click to play





Trouble report:

Audio faders 26-29 inop. A raccoon pissed on the mixer.

y8s 02-14-2018 11:27 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1466962)
Major nerd cred there, Wack. We used to do the brass plaques at Harris, too. I never got one.

In semi-engineering-related news, sometimes you come back to the truck to find that you have a new friend:

click to play





Trouble report:

Audio faders 26-29 inop. A raccoon pissed on the mixer.

Time to replace the Cat 5 with some Coyote 6a cable to keep the data intact.


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Godless Commie 02-14-2018 12:55 PM

We were invited to the Valentine's special on a quiz show.
I got to plug both "my" TV shows, and we did pretty good, too...

https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...74f8822624.jpg

sixshooter 02-14-2018 01:33 PM


Originally Posted by Godless Commie (Post 1467007)
We were invited to the Valentine's special on a quiz show.
I got to plug both "my" TV shows, and we did pretty good, too...

You are getting to be quite the celebrity. Are people hounding you for autographs yet?

https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.c...-463798893.jpg

Godless Commie 02-14-2018 01:36 PM

No autographs yet, but this minor celebrity thing is actually pretty cool.
I get recognized a lot.
Oh, and people want selfies.

shuiend 02-14-2018 02:16 PM


Originally Posted by Godless Commie (Post 1467021)
No autographs yet, but this minor celebrity thing is actually pretty cool.
I get recognized a lot.
Oh, and people want selfies.

Its $2 a selfie. That is what you tell people. At least that is what all the famous people do in the US at Cons.

Joe Perez 02-14-2018 02:58 PM


Originally Posted by shuiend (Post 1467036)
Its $2 a selfie. That is what you tell people. At least that is what all the famous people do in the US at Cons.

Be sure you're standing in the green box if you pull that trick in Times Square. Otherwise it's a ticketable offense.


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Schroedinger 02-14-2018 03:56 PM

Somebody needs to get this guy a kitten.

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...5243a680d.jpeg

99mx5 02-14-2018 05:29 PM

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m2cupcar 02-15-2018 08:23 AM


Originally Posted by Godless Commie (Post 1467021)
No autographs yet, but this minor celebrity thing is actually pretty cool.

Here's your ticket to major celebrity things. Just drop this pic in the right producer's "lap" and you'll get your own secret agent series- turkish style.

https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...157b9aafae.jpg

Joe Perez 02-15-2018 08:52 AM

This is true. I have never seen Hakan and James Bond in the same room...

rleete 02-15-2018 09:10 AM

"The name's Commie. Godless Commie".

Godless Commie 02-15-2018 12:10 PM

My wife was not pleased with the fact that I posted a less than flattering picture of her.
In the name of making it up to her, here is another pic...

https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...6d3eaf40d9.jpg

Godless Commie 02-15-2018 03:42 PM

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Godless Commie 02-15-2018 04:32 PM

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Full_Tilt_Boogie 02-15-2018 05:52 PM

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for full sized: http://tehgeektive.com/wp-content/up...ce-b1GK8WG.png

mitymazda 02-16-2018 08:59 PM

Cops couldn't spin this guy out without him recovering at speed!
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Godless Commie 02-16-2018 09:11 PM

Don't these idiot cops realize they put everyone in danger when they chase someone like that?
They can just call ahead and close the road - that's what they do over here. No one can outrun the police radio.

Also, I would assume recovering that stolen car should be an objective for law enforcement. What is the point of destroying a theft victim's property?

Trigger happy idiots who have no problem shooting innocent people and household pets. They do get away with it, that's the problem.

Lokiel 02-16-2018 09:30 PM

Agree with Godless Commie here, in Australia they close off the road ahead and use spikes, it's far too dangerous to others using the corner nudge in traffic - a satisfying buzz for the police when they get it right though.

That driver is pretty awesome, recovering from multiple high-speed spins.

With regard to insurance claims, will the insurance company pay out on this given that the car was will-fully damaged by the police in pursuit of the stolen car?

9671111 02-16-2018 10:00 PM

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Joe Perez 02-16-2018 11:23 PM


Originally Posted by Lokiel (Post 1467480)
Agree with Godless Commie here, in Australia they close off the road ahead and use spikes,

They have these in the US as well. The fact is, however, that the average police officer rarely has the opportunity to be a "hero," and engaging in a high-speed pursuit is both stimulating of the adrenal gland and relatively free of consequences given the nature of our court systems.





Originally Posted by Lokiel (Post 1467480)
With regard to insurance claims, will the insurance company pay out on this given that the car was will-fully damaged by the police in pursuit of the stolen car?

That's an interesting question.

If the owner of the car has comprehensive coverage (which is optional), then insurance will most likely pay out. If they do not, then they can try to file a civil lawsuit against the police department, however they will most likely lose, as the police were not responsible for the event which instigated the pursuit, which was the theft itself. A suit filed against the thief would be pointless, as the average car thief does not have sufficient financial resources to pay against a judgement.


Disclaimer: my area of interest was IP and corporate law, not this messy civil stuff.

codrus 02-17-2018 01:17 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1467491)
If the owner of the car has comprehensive coverage

Collision. Comprehensive is for theft, vandalism, stuff like that. If the car is moving and hits something, or is hit by something else on wheels, then it's collision.

--Ian

Edit: I had assumed the question applied to a bystander car that was hit by the perp after the police spun him, but apparently not.

Assuming the car belonged to the perp, it probably isn't covered at all, because most policies don't cover damage incurred if you're operating the vehicle while committing a crime (and running from the cops is a crime.) If stolen then yeah, police aren't responsible for damage to the car incurred while stopping it, but normal policy should apply. I don't know if that would be collision or comprehensive though.

Joe Perez 02-17-2018 10:00 AM


Originally Posted by codrus (Post 1467498)
Collision. Comprehensive is for theft, vandalism, stuff like that. If the car is moving and hits something, or is hit by something else on wheels, then it's collision.

--Ian

Edit: I had assumed the question applied to a bystander car that was hit by the perp after the police spun him, but apparently not.

Assuming the car belonged to the perp, it probably isn't covered at all, because most policies don't cover damage incurred if you're operating the vehicle while committing a crime (and running from the cops is a crime.) If stolen then yeah, police aren't responsible for damage to the car incurred while stopping it, but normal policy should apply. I don't know if that would be collision or comprehensive though.

I'm looking at this from the point of view of the owner of the car which was featured in the video as being spun out by the police.

Presupposing that the owner was not driving the car at the time (which is a reasonable assumption, as it was described as "stolen"), then this falls under comprehensive coverage, as a theft was the instigating event.

I don't recall seeing any third-party private vehicles being damaged during the pursuit. But if there were, then the insurance requirement would vary between collision (if the 3rd party car was being operated by the insured at the time) and comprehensive (if it was parked and un-occupied.)

Either way, a lot of motorists in the US carry only the state-mandated liability insurance, meaning that they'd have no recourse with insurance regardless of whether they owned the car which was stolen or suffered damage to their cars during the pursuit. In such an event, their recourse would be to serve the police deportment with notice that they intend to file a civil suit if they are not compensated for damages, then file said suit, and then lose (and have to pay attorneys fees and court costs.)


TL;DR: If you live in the USA, try not to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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codrus 02-17-2018 01:02 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1467517)
Presupposing that the owner was not driving the car at the time (which is a reasonable assumption, as it was described as "stolen"), then this falls under comprehensive coverage, as a theft was the instigating event.

Yeah, I had the sound off when I watched it, so didn't catch the "stolen" comment. Couldn't tell from the video if he was the owner or not.



I don't recall seeing any third-party private vehicles being damaged during the pursuit. But if there were, then the insurance requirement would vary between collision (if the 3rd party car was being operated by the insured at the time) and comprehensive (if it was parked and un-occupied.)

I can tell you from multiple experiences that insurance companies in California do not cover damage caused by someone hitting the insured parked-and-unoccupied vehicle under comprehensive. That's either collision or UIM.



Either way, a lot of motorists in the US carry only the state-mandated liability insurance, meaning that they'd have no recourse with insurance regardless of whether they owned the car which was stolen or suffered damage to their cars during the pursuit. In such an event, their recourse would be to serve the police deportment with notice that they intend to file a civil suit if they are not compensated for damages, then file said suit, and then lose (and have to pay attorneys fees and court costs.)

Theoretically they could sue the perp, although since he likely has no assets to recover they'd still be screwed.

My parked, unoccupied Audi that was hit by the 16-year-old daughter of a friend of my wife's (in reverse). I filed under my policy because it was simpler than trying to deal with her carrier (USAA) directly. Despite the parked, unoccupied, and in-reverse aspects (which were not in disupute), it took USAA 2 years to agree to pay for it under subrogation, and thus for me to get my deductible back.

http://www.codrus.com/audi/door/audi-door.jpg

--Ian

mitymazda 02-17-2018 03:58 PM

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mitymazda 02-17-2018 03:59 PM

And here's a lowered Chevy
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DeerHunter 02-18-2018 01:26 AM

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thirdgen 02-18-2018 04:03 AM


Looks like Miss Piggy went and got herself married....
to a chef.
Coincidence? I think not!
https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...4878e563e.jpeg


thirdgen 02-18-2018 08:24 AM


sixshooter 02-18-2018 09:59 PM

So appropriate.


Mobile app picture uploader still broken.

Braineack 02-19-2018 03:57 PM


99mx5 02-19-2018 06:13 PM


cal_len1 02-20-2018 11:52 AM


Mobius 02-20-2018 09:53 PM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 1465325)
A buddy has put hydraulic lifts in his garage floor. He'll be painting the floor and remodeling everything. When the lift s not being used there are no posts in the way!

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...204_143211.jpg



He had the ceiling raised above the lift.

Six, which lifts are these? My garage is scheduled for demo and reconstruction this year.

samnavy 02-21-2018 01:10 AM

Fergie should be ashamed... that shiz was aweful... but she's gonna have to dig a lot deeper to do worse than Jamie Foxx at the Pacquiao/Mayweather fight. Any respect I may have had for professional boxing went out the window after that... forget the fucking fight, hearing that shit totally ruined it for a long time.



I know everybody says Whitney at the '91 Super Bowl is the best ever... kinda tied with a dozen other great ones. I was about 15 rows up in Turn 1 for this one... tough to beat.


Lokiel 02-21-2018 06:31 AM


Originally Posted by samnavy (Post 1467981)
:
I know everybody says Whitney at the '91 Super Bowl is the best ever... kinda tied with a dozen other great ones. I was about 15 rows up in Turn 1 for this one... tough to beat.


I find the US National anthem quite grating since I've heard it so often and only females have a chance of singing it decently due to the high notes but that little girl did a great job and I would have cheered her for that.

Pink did a good job at the SuperBowl too (she's considered an honorary Australian since she's toured here a lot, always adding extra concerts, always filling stadiums and no-one here ever seems to have a bad word to say about her).

Most national anthems are crap IMO and have to be suffered rather than adding anything enjoyable to the experience.

Rugby pre-game activities that have one or two Polynesian teams always have a Haka which is entertaining and some of the Polynesian national anthems are pretty good too, like this Fijian one sung by the players at the 2017 Rugby League World Cup:

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Australia's national anthem, "Advance Australia Fair", other than the first verse, is barely known by anyone in Australia and we much prefer our unofficial anthem, "Waltzing Matilda",
There's some stirring footage I saw on the History Channel of WWI Australian soldiers marching into battle behind the creeping barrage all whistling "Waltzing Matilda" which I can't find anywhere.
Here's some footage from WWII of Australian soldiers singing it on a march (yes, it's been dubbed) - sounds MUCH better than "Advance Australia Fair"!

At the 3:00 mark they switch to whistling the tune.
It's a song about a vagrant who stole and butchered a sheep to eat, then drowned in a water hole avoiding captured by the authorities - if that doesn't personify Aussies I don't know what does!

When sung in unison within a stadium, "Waltzing Matilda" sounds great.

sixshooter 02-21-2018 06:50 AM

I don't know many Australian themed songs but I do remember Melba from Melbourne, which tells a more common story than stealing a sheep and drowning.


sixshooter 02-21-2018 09:06 AM

Witches! Burn them!

It's back, along with the guy with the hockey stick.


EasyEJL 02-21-2018 09:15 AM

https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...6efdde7c79.jpgsays it all at Victoria's Secret really

sixshooter 02-21-2018 09:16 AM


Originally Posted by Mobius (Post 1467961)
Six, which lifts are these? My garage is scheduled for demo and reconstruction this year.

Atlas sold by Greg Equipment Co.

https://135724-392963-raikfcquaxqnco...TD-FM9SL-2.jpg

https://www.atlasautoequipment.com/p...r-lifts/fm-9sl

mitymazda 02-21-2018 09:35 AM

Hehehttps://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...26d30fbbc7.gif

Godless Commie 02-21-2018 07:51 PM

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HarryB 02-22-2018 05:43 AM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 1468003)
Witches! Burn them!
It's back, along with the guy with the hockey stick.

Fucking impressive.

sixshooter 02-22-2018 06:41 AM


Originally Posted by HarryB (Post 1468157)
Fucking impressive.

The next version is designed to deal more directly with hindrances to performing the objective. It will strike the human in the testicles then grab him by the neck and slam his head repeatedly against the floor then resume opening the door.


I wish it wasn't the inevitable truth.



On a lighter note:

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sixshooter 02-22-2018 07:19 AM

http://www.dpccars.com/gallery/var/a...g?m=1388794694

Joe Perez 02-22-2018 11:34 AM

Finding notes like this is what makes working at WGN interesting:


https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...b3b1bf89e3.png

I back-traced the wiring. In this case, "OFF" is actually "Remotely controlled by the GSC-3000 in rack [something]."

sixshooter 02-22-2018 02:27 PM

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y8s 02-22-2018 02:52 PM

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Godless Commie 02-22-2018 06:57 PM

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Lokiel 02-22-2018 07:16 PM

^
Even pigeons respect Vladimir Putin - they just shit on Trump.

Braineack 02-23-2018 09:49 AM


Originally Posted by Lokiel (Post 1468280)
^
Even pigeons respect Vladimir Putin - they just shit on Trump.

yeah, we all know pigeons are evils. this is not news.

Braineack 02-23-2018 09:56 AM

now this is respect:

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Godless Commie 02-23-2018 10:06 AM

^ That's in Turkey...

m2cupcar 02-23-2018 05:07 PM

There's got to be a reason nobody picks the cat up and moves it.

https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...8d3874f549.gif

thirdgen 02-23-2018 07:03 PM

I would've punted that fuckin thing like Jack Black punted that dog in that Anchorman movie.
...that's how I roll.

Lokiel 02-23-2018 08:58 PM

When working in Montreal, I went to a workmate's place for dinner one evening and he warned me that his girlfriend's cat was an arsehole.

It was winter so when I got there, I took off my shoes when I got inside and was introduced to his girlfriend who then went back to the kitchen since she was cooking.

While standing in the living room, the cat came straight up to me and started clawing at my feet, through my socks.
With a sweeping motion of my right foot, I sent the cat sliding across the polished wooden floor and crashing into the corner wall.

The cat disappeared for the rest of the night and Brian and I never mentioned the incident to Genevieve.

I love animals but some cats are just arseholes and need to be dealt with as such!

99mx5 02-23-2018 09:05 PM

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Chiburbian 02-23-2018 10:00 PM

Chicken in a bread pan pickin' out dough
Granny, does your dog bite? No child, no

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Chiburbian 02-23-2018 10:18 PM

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Chiburbian 02-23-2018 10:40 PM

Probably has been shared before but it's still too damn cool:


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