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Braineack 01-23-2018 12:37 PM

here's a 30min video of a woman not listening; typical.


99mx5 01-23-2018 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1463156)
I cleaned it, tightened it...

Two things you can do to a car battery that can't be done to Hustler's anus.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...1&d=1516732787

TurboTim 01-23-2018 01:39 PM

what did you clean it with?

http://inspirationlaboratories.com/w...e-volcano3.jpg

Art 01-23-2018 04:27 PM

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2slow 01-23-2018 04:29 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 1463166)
here's a 30min video of a woman not listening; typical.

https://youtu.be/aMcjxSThD54

That was good, she is trying to hard to catch him on something and generalizing so much that she just comes off as not nearly as intellectually equipped to have this discussion as she probably is outside of the studio.

Art 01-23-2018 08:21 PM

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Godless Commie 01-23-2018 08:27 PM

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...22b850f7de.jpg

99mx5 01-23-2018 09:48 PM

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Joe Perez 01-23-2018 11:09 PM

^ Ha!


How I spent most of Sunday:



It's really quite gratifying to watch a master at work with a stick welder. This guy was using 3/16" rod, and laying down beads that looked like they'd been TIG'ed.

2slow 01-23-2018 11:47 PM

Might not have happened if it wasn't a Miata


99mx5 01-23-2018 11:58 PM

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Edit: I just realized its a miata. LOL!

Godless Commie 01-24-2018 05:22 PM

So I made this trendy gourmet dinner tonight..

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...2e0460c4a.jpeg

thirdgen 01-25-2018 10:15 PM


99mx5 01-25-2018 10:25 PM

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cal_len1 01-26-2018 08:26 AM

It's worth the wait to listen to the whole thing.


DNMakinson 01-26-2018 04:18 PM

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...c077469b2e.jpg

samnavy 01-26-2018 04:59 PM


Originally Posted by cal_len1 (Post 1463803)
It's worth the wait to listen to the whole thing

I'm so glad the mom started cussing... I kinda woulda cried if it turned out her heart was broken or something. Congrats to the dude for pulling it off, every round is on me if I ever meet him. Truly epic. "I win!".

good2go 01-26-2018 07:52 PM

I know it's somewhat predictable, but I lol'd just the same.


Lokiel 01-26-2018 10:51 PM

^
A young Kim Jong Un on a night on the town with "The Boyz"?
Poor guy was probably teased incessantly by "his mates", no wonder he grew up to be such a dick.

99mx5 01-27-2018 01:37 AM

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hi_im_sean 01-27-2018 06:07 PM

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https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net...4a&oe=5ADAA5B8

Godless Commie 01-27-2018 07:56 PM

Not around where I live..

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...4214a36a4a.jpg

Joe Perez 01-28-2018 02:48 PM

Apparently, men getting their beardlines airbrushed is now a thing.



Undecided as to whether this is more or less weird than the sharpie eyebrows thing.

rleete 01-28-2018 03:28 PM

Retards always need their fads.

oilstain 01-28-2018 04:00 PM


thirdgen 01-28-2018 05:05 PM

That kind of stuff reminds me of this:

DeerHunter 01-29-2018 01:55 AM

https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...35d44fdbe2.jpg

https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...0bee0374ab.jpg

Joe Perez 01-29-2018 11:57 AM

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...622caf7b63.png

rleete 01-29-2018 12:20 PM

https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...5e69451adc.jpg

hi_im_sean 01-29-2018 12:27 PM

/\lmao every day I eat those over a trash can.

sixshooter 01-29-2018 02:32 PM

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Here is a close-up of my customer's fuel truck which is used daily to fuel multiple machines.

mitymazda 01-29-2018 08:15 PM


Lokiel 01-29-2018 08:46 PM

At the risk of starting a war between the US and Australia:
https://s19.postimg.org/4anc1pc03/Glorified_Seagull.jpg

The Wedge Tail eagle is very impressive with its wings outstretched, it's way bigger than you'd expect, the wingspan easily covers a 2-lane Outback highway road - they also attack hang gliders!

Also in the Outback, watch out for Flying Kangaroos - and I'm NOT talking about Qantas: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...land-road.html
https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...13ab74ef12.jpg

"In related news kangaroo is being arrested for a hit & run," one person wrote.
"Has been charged with HOONING, PUBLIC NUISANCE, FAILING TO KEEP 1m FROM CYCLISTS, FLEEING THE SCENE, EVADING POLICE & CAUSING GRIEVOUS BODILY HARM."
Police suspect he will skip bail."

Joe Perez 01-29-2018 10:28 PM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 1464336)
Here is a close-up of my customer's fuel truck which is used daily to fuel multiple machines.

Actual excerpt from Six's maintenance manual:


INSPECTION, FUEL SYSTEM, ROUTINE
FREQUENCY: Once daily before operation, and after every vehicle movement.

PROCEDURE:
1: Drain 10 ounces from primary fuel separator into clear glass container.

2: Visually inspect fuel for tree limbs, aggregate, raccoons, etc.

3: If debris are noted, replace fuel filter, operate transfer pump for 60 seconds, and re-inspect. If debris still present, drain tank and re-fill.

Godless Commie 01-30-2018 03:21 AM


Originally Posted by mitymazda (Post 1464399)

YT link could go wrong.

mitymazda 01-30-2018 10:51 AM


Originally Posted by Godless Commie (Post 1464458)
YT link could go wrong.

​​​​​​​Hehe

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99mx5 01-30-2018 11:51 AM

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Joe Perez 01-30-2018 02:26 PM

Found this gem out in my satellite building today:

https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...4f83c76fd9.png

Celeron, running Windows 2000. Gotta be at least 15 years old. This machine is only controlling my primary and backup satellite uplink transmitters for the WGN America network. Nothing important...

Braineack 01-30-2018 02:44 PM

I thought was a Packard bell for a second.

Girz0r 01-30-2018 02:48 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 1464535)
I thought was a Packard bell for a second.

Same^

WGN Broadcast? It would not be missed :)

http://cathumor.net/wp-content/uploa...u-antenna.jpg?

99mx5 01-30-2018 06:19 PM

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Godless Commie 01-30-2018 07:14 PM


Originally Posted by 99mx5 (Post 1464588)


https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...5ecfb033ef.jpg

hi_im_sean 01-30-2018 07:15 PM

https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net...e5&oe=5B242FE5

Joe Perez 01-30-2018 08:24 PM


Originally Posted by Girz0r (Post 1464536)
WGN Broadcast? It would not be missed :)

Not broadcast. This is the uplink we use for the WGN America network, as well as the Cubs, White Sox, Bulls and Blackhawks network feeds. A few million people would notice if it didn't work.



Also, that PC controls this dish:

https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...97c5ba0bbf.png

She's a big gal (46' in diameter), and we're pumping a fair bit of energy into space with it. People like NASA get annoyed if the beam is off-aim.





Originally Posted by Girz0r (Post 1464536)

Haha. +:likecat:

Rain fade and snow fade are pretty common on little dishes. Never experienced cat fade before.

mitymazda 01-30-2018 10:12 PM

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Braineack 01-31-2018 11:09 AM

I click bait so you don't have to:

#1 I Dropped It...
https://www.boredpanda.com/contact-us/?report-post=https://www.boredpanda.com/i-dropped-it-2/

https://www.boredpanda.com/only-realised-they-were-there-after-the-flash/

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#3 Yep, That's Snow

Xingua92 Report

#4 I've Been At Work For 4 Hours Now. I Just Saw This

SirSpankalott Report

#5 How To Lose At Life

reddit.com Report

#6 What Happens When You Go For The Rear Defrost But Hit The Sun Roof. Alaska Style

FatBaldBitterAndAngry Report

#7 Well, Good Morning

o0Baconer0o Report

#8 This Is What Happens When You Forget To Roll Your Window Up Before A Snowstorm

Bp0tt3r Report

#9 Sh*t

Mrencinas Report

#10 Oh No

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/w...P7rvk__605.jpg
#11 So My Sister Got Her Allergy Test Done And She Was Allergic To Everything They Tested For. Her Worst Reaction Was To Horses https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2o6r1o/so_my_sister_got_her_allergy_test_done_and_she/ https://www.boredpanda.com/contact-us/?report-post=https://www.boredpanda.com/so-my-sister-got-her-allergy-test-done-and-she-was-allergic-to-everything-they-tested-for-her-worst-reaction-was-to-horses/

https://www.boredpanda.com/hows-your-day-going/

https://www.boredpanda.com/contact-us/?report-post=https://www.boredpanda.com/hows-your-day-going/

#13 F**k This Kid In Particular

TheLeagueOfShadows Report

#14 Oh... Uhh... Well, Sh*t

Jertob Report

#15 The Owner Of The Apartment Told Us It Will Be A Green/Blue Party. (Blue Is A German Expression For Being Drunk And Green For Weed). This Guy Thought We Make A Costume Party

fritzf Report

Braineack 01-31-2018 11:10 AM

#16 This Guy Who Didn't Want To Risk His Wiper Blade

Report

#17 A Porcupine Fell From A Tree And Fell On Her Head. The Apex Of Unluckiness

Yachtnaught Report

#18 The F Fell Off My Ford Fiesta Flame. Now I Drive A Ford Fiesta Lame

Thechuz1337 Report

#19 Some Water Running From The Roof Got Stuck By The Paint On The Ceiling. Now What?

NSFW_PORN_ONLY Report

#20 This Happened To The Plane Mid-Flight. The Whole Plane Shook And Our Collective Buttholes Puckered

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/w...QPGZr__605.jpg
#21 Today Is Not My Day https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/3h01tp/today_is_not_my_day/ https://www.boredpanda.com/contact-us/?report-post=https://www.boredpanda.com/today-is-not-my-day/

https://www.boredpanda.com/i-just-wanted-some-water/

https://www.boredpanda.com/contact-us/?report-post=https://www.boredpanda.com/i-just-wanted-some-water/

#23 Halloween 1989. That's Me On The Right. My Sister Is Behind Me And About To Have A Really Bad Day

BryanwithaY Report

#24 Kid On The Scooter Had A Bad Day

Syckwun Report

#25 A Girl I Know Went To The Zoo And Accidentally Dropped Her Phone. She Didn't Want It Back

PraxAttacks Report

#26 This Just Happened When I Took My Bananas Out Of A Bag

Flynnerrol Report

#27 Well Sh*t, Now What?

notanon Report

#28 Well, Sh*t

Report

https://www.boredpanda.com/my-mom-almost-crashed-her-car-today-cause-a-snake-started-coming-out-of-her-vents-while-she-was-driving/

https://www.boredpanda.com/contact-us/?report-post=https://www.boredpanda.com/my-mom-almost-crashed-her-car-today-cause-a-snake-started-coming-out-of-her-vents-while-she-was-driving/

#30 On Second Thought, I Think I'll Walk


mitymazda 01-31-2018 03:21 PM

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Enginerd 01-31-2018 09:18 PM

Well that's unfortunate.

sixshooter 02-01-2018 07:37 PM

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mitymazda 02-02-2018 01:46 AM

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...179acf5e56.gif

Wingman703 02-02-2018 07:31 AM

Saving that one to post in every thread that starts with "hey I want a cheap reliable turbo setup for under $2000 that makes 450WHP so I can drift it"

m2cupcar 02-02-2018 09:19 AM

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Joe Perez 02-02-2018 09:32 AM

There's always that one person...


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99mx5 02-02-2018 11:18 AM

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concealer404 02-02-2018 12:51 PM

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fredb 02-02-2018 11:06 PM

Oops
 
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This happened to a friend a couple of days ago. Cold tires , cold road and a little too much exuberance. He walked away unharmed, mostly due to a good roll bar. Be careful out there people. Fredb

hi_im_sean 02-03-2018 09:54 AM

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rleete 02-03-2018 02:10 PM

My son's math team took third place in the semi finals. Next step is State championships near Albany. I am so proud.

https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...5bfcc56230.jpg

thirdgen 02-03-2018 02:32 PM

Congratulations to him! Math is IMO one of the most important subjects a school system can provide.


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