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triple88a 01-02-2018 01:46 PM

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Braineack 01-02-2018 01:47 PM

except spandex is basically a crypto currency...

czubaka 01-02-2018 02:58 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 1459619)
except spandex is basically a crypto currency...

And significantly reduces the likelihood of procreation.

xturner 01-02-2018 03:15 PM

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Braineack 01-02-2018 03:44 PM

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blue problems.
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rleete 01-02-2018 05:39 PM

Oh, thank you for that. I'm still chuckling.

julio 01-02-2018 07:18 PM

Multi-colored cosmic kitten pajama pants giveaway for robbery suspect

https://hips.htvapps.com/htv-prod-me...nding/ketv.png
Updated: 4:01 PM CST Jan 2, 2018

SOURCE: Lincoln Police Department
LINCOLN, Neb. — One suspect was easily identified by police after his outfit choice in a Kwik Shop robbery early Saturday morning.
Lincoln police said a man entered the business around 3:50 a.m. near 27th and W streets wearing multi-colored cosmic kitten pajama pants.
The robber, later identified as Thomas Hilber, 28, was armed with a knife and demanded money, police said.

Hilber ran off with cash and police spotted him wearing the previously described pants near 26th and Vine streets.
Hibler had cash and a knife and was arrested on charges of robbery and use of a deadly weapon to commit a felony.


Braineack 01-03-2018 08:24 AM

Facebook Post

z31maniac 01-03-2018 08:47 AM

The Oregonians trolling the gas stuff is hysterical.

Braineack 01-03-2018 09:08 AM


Originally Posted by z31maniac (Post 1459727)
The Oregonians trolling the gas stuff is hysterical.

that's just a small sample. read the actual FB comments.

Facebook Post

m2cupcar 01-03-2018 09:56 AM

https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...b4d10f8903.jpg

y8s 01-03-2018 12:23 PM


Joe Perez 01-03-2018 12:49 PM

https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...03d08e2bef.jpg

rleete 01-03-2018 01:42 PM

My buddy used that this hunting season. Makes gutting easier.

Monk 01-03-2018 01:58 PM

I used one of those for a while.
It's just as easy to cut the asshole out, give the colon a tug, and tie it in a knot.
There's a second gen now with a depth stop.

https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...a8846b16c1.jpg

shooterschmidty 01-03-2018 10:56 PM

They actually work surprisingly well on whitetail, but definitely aren't needed.

rleete 01-04-2018 09:14 AM

https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...8280d1946f.jpg

sixshooter 01-04-2018 01:45 PM

He's lucky to have feet when this is done. Clutch/FW assplosion:


Godless Commie 01-04-2018 02:57 PM

Guys, I will need help.
Shit got real.

I was invited to meet one of the largest turbo importers/distributors/parts and service providers in the country today.
We talked about my car over tea, and the owner asked me specific questions.
I told him I have the GT2560R in mind. He said I am used to a supercharger and would like the low end response.
After another round of tea, he walked over to a glass display cabinet and pulled this out.

https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...2ad753381c.jpg

It's a twin turbo setup by Mercedes. Has 2 turbos on it. I counted a small one and a bigger one. 2.
He verified that number.

I politely told him I have a budget and it would still go way over if he chopped this thing in half.
He then proceeded to tell me he has been following the stuff I do, the TV show, and that he appreciates the fact that I help people in car matters.
The next few words were not very clear, so I asked him to repeat.
To paraphrase, he basically said he would be honored if I accepted this setup as a gift.
A gift.

Long story short, I did accept the gracious gift.

So...

Has anyone tried this sorta thing before?

I mean, I do not know much about turbos. YET. I am learning.
Shall I go head first into this thing?

Manifold and DP will NOT be a problem. I have ample room in the engine bay, even the PS pump is gone. (Electric conversion, remember?)

Should I be happy, or scared, what?

Godless Commie 01-04-2018 03:03 PM

Here are some more pics of this behemoth:

https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...e038b03f73.jpg


https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...7900cf1557.jpg


https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...5b1664b403.jpg


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Mobius 01-04-2018 03:16 PM

That is some awesome.

Braineack 01-04-2018 03:23 PM

only person I know of that's done anything similar is turbotim.

UrbanSoot 01-04-2018 03:26 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 1459971)
only person I know of that's done anything similar is turbotim.

That setup was awesome, but this will be awesomer.

hi_im_sean 01-04-2018 03:26 PM

Commie, I didn't think I could love you anymore than I already do. I learn something new everyday.

Schroedinger 01-04-2018 03:26 PM

So cool. It's like Salvador Dali and MC Escher got together to design a turbo.

EO2K 01-04-2018 03:28 PM

Need pics of something to determine scale. Preferably not your enormous testicles. :party:

DNMakinson 01-04-2018 03:50 PM

That's insane! Love Schroedinger's description as well.


https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...d5f58e398b.gif

sixshooter 01-04-2018 03:57 PM

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Well, do you have any information what kind of Mercedes it comes on? We need to figure out what to expect from it now.

Joseph Conley 01-04-2018 04:18 PM

My shitty google skills are telling me its off a Sprinter

UrbanSoot 01-04-2018 04:33 PM


Originally Posted by Joseph Conley (Post 1459992)
My shitty google skills are telling me its off a Sprinter

Looks like the same part to me. The Internet is telling me that the OM651 2.1L engine that it comes on produces 204hp.

I will guess that it can generate 220-260hp bolted to a built BP on pump gas and it will spool super quick. Only one way to know for sure though!

rleete 01-04-2018 04:46 PM


Originally Posted by Godless Commie (Post 1459962)
Should I be happy, or scared, what?

You should be typing up a build thread, right now.

Godless Commie 01-04-2018 05:22 PM


Originally Posted by EO2K (Post 1459976)
Need pics of something to determine scale. Preferably not your enormous testicles. :party:

How about this, then?

https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...260f9ad892.jpg


Man, after all these years, a turbo two turbos, AND a cat...

Godless Commie 01-04-2018 05:26 PM

2008-11 Mercedes Benz C-Class KP39 + K04 Twin Turbo 10009880019

https://sep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-19630...2268_166915723Item# turbo-commercial-mercedes-TC-10009880019
$2,890.00
Availability: Usually ships the next business dayProduct Description

Part Number10009880019Previous Version1000-988-0019, 10009880007OE number6510900080, 6510902380, A6510900080, A6510902380, 6510903280, A6510903280, A6510901280, 6510901280, 0020206000, 0020206100Year2008-11DescriptionR2S Twin TurboManufacturer Part Number10009700019, 10009700007, 1000-970-0019, 1000-970-0007CHRAN/ATurbo ModelKP39.0074 + K04.0094EngineOM651DE22LAEngine ManufacturerMercedes Benz C,E,GLK,CLS Sprinter Bi TurboMERCEDES BENZA 651 090 52 80, A6510905280BORG WARNER1000 970 0019. 10009700019Small Turbo54399880099; A6510904080Large Turbo53049880094; A6510902880Engine Model220/250 CDIDisplacement2.2L, 2143 ccmKW125/150RPM Max4200FuelDieselTurbine Housing ARVTGNOTEIntercooler; R2S; KP39-0099 and K04-0094ManufacturerBorg Warner - 3K - Schwitzer, BWTS DEApplications

2008-09 Mercedes Benz 220/250 with OM651DE22LA Engine R2S Turbo

2008- Mercedes Benz C-Class 250 CDI (W204) Engine OM 651 DE 22 LA

2009- Mercedes Benz C-Class 220 CDI (W204) Engine OM 651 DE 22 LA


The owner of the company told me it would run all day at 2.5 Bar.
We'll see I guess.

Godless Commie 01-04-2018 05:34 PM


Originally Posted by rleete (Post 1459998)
You should be typing up a build thread, right now.

I need to get my ass to my garage, remove all SC related parts, yank the head and take it to the machine shop to get the valves adjusted first.
Can not get shims over here... Even the dealer service does it this way.
Then I will post a glorious build thread.

Pic thread, so pics of my garage...

https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/xq90/921/bvQn3H.jpg


https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/xq90/921/azQLmj.jpg


https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/xq90/921/o3QdcC.jpg

hi_im_sean 01-04-2018 06:31 PM

2 Attachment(s)
Build thread or ban.

Godless Commie 01-04-2018 09:15 PM

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Braineack 01-05-2018 10:53 AM

I have a layover in Istanbul for 5 hours. will I die?

rleete 01-05-2018 11:20 AM

Only if we're very lucky.

thirdgen 01-05-2018 11:25 AM

What are you doing in Constantinople?

czubaka 01-05-2018 12:18 PM

See if you can sneak your way into the Turkish Airlines member lounge. Then sit back and enjoy the awesomeness. After going up for many, many plates of great food.

rleete 01-05-2018 12:24 PM

From the "let's give Joe P. nightmares" collection:

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...003765d1ae.jpg

Godless Commie 01-05-2018 12:42 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 1460133)
I have a layover in Istanbul for 5 hours. will I die?

Scott, just let me know when you'll be arriving. I'll gladly come to the airport to help you kill the time.

Braineack 01-05-2018 12:49 PM


Originally Posted by czubaka (Post 1460154)
See if you can sneak your way into the Turkish Airlines member lounge. Then sit back and enjoy the awesomeness. After going up for many, many plates of great food.

what else is good food at that airport?

have a layover flying back from Greece.

Erat 01-05-2018 01:02 PM

What's the problem? We have all sorts of stuff locked on. This is the real world.

https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...9f9770d729.jpg
Some are wet.
https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...2a3e246ae9.jpg

czubaka 01-05-2018 11:28 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 1460158)
what else is good food at that airport?

have a layover flying back from Greece.

Honestly, I don't know. Didn't actually go anywhere else and the layover wasn't that long. Well, other than stopping to stock up on Cuban cigars...

That was when I had a private-sector defense job and got to fly first class. Now that I'm back in a gov job I don't even get to leave my region for training I desperately need.

Edit: Shit, forgot random pictures thread. DoD acquisition process chart:

https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...4e7e28dcc6.jpg

czubaka 01-05-2018 11:33 PM

Christmas gifts for work.

https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...4529c969d3.jpg

Schroedinger 01-06-2018 07:41 PM

My company sells products to DoD and VA hospitals. It's not as simple as that diagram would indicate. The good news is that if you do it right, the gubmint just loves stroking some checks.

Joe Perez 01-07-2018 10:38 PM

Turns out that the missus is both a car nerd and a nerd. She sent me this tonight:


https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...4a66d16efa.png

One one, two twos, and three threes. Getting to be time for the first spark plug change.

'Roo!

Monk 01-08-2018 12:37 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1460508)
Turns out that the missus...

Does this mean there is now a Mrs. Jose Perez?

18psi 01-08-2018 01:41 AM

and a perez jr too

true story bro

m2cupcar 01-08-2018 09:47 AM


Originally Posted by 18psi (Post 1460536)
and a perez jr too

In for technical explanation with diagrams and chicken photo.

y8s 01-08-2018 10:36 AM

Joe's "missus" has cred with y8s as she apparently attended the same university at the same time.


https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...7dda19df55.png

thirdgen 01-08-2018 10:55 AM

How did you photo shop those mountains in that Penn State photo?

cal_len1 01-08-2018 11:51 AM

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...2a82d0a083.jpg

sixshooter 01-08-2018 01:04 PM


Originally Posted by m2cupcar (Post 1460571)
In for technical explanation with diagrams and chicken photo.

It's a duck. C'est un canard.

Joe Perez 01-08-2018 02:18 PM


Originally Posted by y8s (Post 1460581)
Joe's "missus" has cred with y8s as she apparently attended the same university at the same time.

Have to admit, we both got a pretty good laugh when that realization clicked. And didn't you both wind up knowing some random dude that'd been in the vet med program?


As regards the circuit breaker stuff above... None of that prevents the breaker from tripping on overload, only from being manually tripped off. I did the exact same thing a few years ago during a family coast-to-coast RV trip to keep the generator's main breaker closed from the Grand Canyon until we reached Vegas and could buy a replacement part. Not really sure what happened internally, but the damn thing just wouldn't stay closed even when the genny was powered down and the transfer switch was in the Shore position.

I performed many hacks during that trip which seemed mundane to me, but apparently qualified for sainthood status amongst the fam.



Image completely unrelated:

https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...8e52b42f16.png

Bestest little fuzzbutt ever...

leboeuf 01-08-2018 03:33 PM

I parked next to... this... while getting lunch today. I think the picture hides just how imminent failure is.

https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...5d4bf176a3.jpg

Braineack 01-08-2018 03:38 PM

is that just a shock body and no shock?

sixshooter 01-08-2018 04:15 PM

I'm wondering why I never realized that two small gauge pieces of hardware store angle iron = frame rail.

Unrelated pictures of frame rails:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6oTJ0kVAAE4leA.jpg

Erat 01-08-2018 05:50 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1460671)
None of that prevents the breaker from tripping on overload, only from being manually tripped off.

Somehow i failed to mention this in my post. But yeah. Common practice.


Random picture from last week.
https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...7755e0b192.jpg


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