Sightings from CLT airport. Don't be this guy:
https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...2b970464a8.png https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...96d0d40892.png Seriously, like half the population of the Carolinas are this guy. We don't need any more. Just stop. |
That guy gets more ass than a toilet seat.
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
(Post 1444590)
Sightings from CLT airport. Don't be this guy:
https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...2b970464a8.png https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...96d0d40892.png Seriously, like half the population of the Carolinas are this guy. We don't need any more. Just stop. Secretly taking pictures of a fat guy's legs is a microagression. We are going to need you to read 3 communist manifesto's, 2 Unsafe at Any speed's, and 1 What Happened. Then go to the safe space and reflect upon the physical and mental anguish you have caused. Sincerely SJW https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...9abc6aee82.jpg |
:likecat: awarded for funny.
This was in a meeting room in a hotel I stayed at recently: https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...1c6f7e246f.png They need a whole study to figure out why people reject Hyundai, and with the sort of people who have the time to participate in studies in hotel meeting rooms on a weekday, no less? I could have saved them a lot of time and money... |
Is it cause he's the guy pulling carpet out of his street Miata for weight savings?....
Originally Posted by Joe Perez
(Post 1444590)
Sightings from CLT airport. Don't be this guy:
https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...2b970464a8.png https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...96d0d40892.png Seriously, like half the population of the Carolinas are this guy. We don't need any more. Just stop. Or is it the kankle socks? |
I'm going to step out on a limb and guess there is at least one food item in the pack.
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/...20110715165100 |
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Plumbing codes in Asheville, North Carolina are not strict.
https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...ca0ebe6008.png |
I’ll bet that “craftsman” was proud of that job...
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
(Post 1445018)
Plumbing codes in Asheville, North Carolina are not strict.
[IMG]sad plumbing cluster fuck[/IMG] I thought you were out of NC. :confused: |
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https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...5f23326656.png
Be careful out the folks, they are letting the idiots drive |
I posit again, that worldwide nuclear war wouldn't be a bad thing for the planet.
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Originally Posted by z31maniac
(Post 1445312)
I posit again, that worldwide nuclear war wouldn't be a bad thing for the planet.
Obligatory pic. https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...edcddc78cc.jpg |
I get where your coming from, but who would feed the cats?
https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...bdc70e7c99.jpg |
^Maybe just a couple months of a slow-moving zombie invasion that only targets major cities?
Only the cool kids will know where this picture comes from. https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...35fb539dc6.jpg |
https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...df568a39d6.jpg
Before my time, but he didn't make it right? |
POST #6000 for this guy!!!
I can think of no more fitting a topic than to link this video for my 6,000th post. |
I bet if it was a rocket powered Miata it could have done it.... dash rattles aside
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Originally Posted by samnavy
(Post 1445318)
Only the cool kids will know where this picture comes from.
https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...e75c519ace.png Edit: samnavy got it in while I was typing. |
Originally Posted by bahurd
(Post 1445315)
The cockroaches would love it. The rest of us not so much...
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Originally Posted by z31maniac
(Post 1445330)
The earth deserves a do over after the "culture" we have produced.
But I get your drift. https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...d27af4419d.jpg |
Originally Posted by mitymazda
(Post 1445316)
I get where your coming from, but who would feed the cats?
https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...bdc70e7c99.jpg |
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I can't fucking wait for that new Ranger... 3.2l 5cyl diesel... might be the last DD I ever buy.
3.2L Power Stroke Specs & Info https://www.caranddriver.com/feature...ng-for-feature |
Originally Posted by samnavy
(Post 1445426)
I can't fucking wait for that new Ranger... 3.2l 5cyl diesel... might be the last DD I ever buy.
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Mr. Perez, I always thought that you and I were in a dead heat... inches... milliseconds... light-seconds... atomic distances only understandable by Al Gore... literally neck and neck for the title of "Smartest Guy on MT.net".
I always felt I had the edge because I made the best decision a man can make and married a nurse. Your recent extra-curricular activities have me worried that a re-evaluation might be in order... but not if you make posts like that. https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...d04cef67b4.jpg |
Fiance is graduating nursing school in 2 months. Can confirm. Good decision.
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Can't argue against Joe Perez being in contention for smartest person on mt.net.
Also can't argue against the logic of marrying a nurse. It is sound. All arguments put forth in support are true. They can find employment anywhere for the foreseeable future. I'm a reasonably smart guy. I'll not put myself head to head against Joe for smartness, but probably the smartest thing I've ever done was marry a doctor. |
not sure if this belongs here or in the cop thread.
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Married to a nurse turned nurse practitioner. All the nurse benefits with better pay than me!
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Originally Posted by triple88a
(Post 1445512)
not sure if this belongs here or in the cop thread.
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Ran into an ex girlfriend from way back today.
Then this song played in my head the rest of the day. |
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the door at 1:30
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Originally Posted by samnavy
(Post 1445322)
POST #6000 for this guy!!!
I can think of no more fitting a topic than to link this video for my 6,000th post. |
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Originally Posted by sixshooter
(Post 1445974)
Those 2 are local. They were at the track with us 2 weekends ago, they run in arca_ex's group, except hes in PS4 and is about 5 seconds faster. |
Lars had a Mazda 2 that color
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Better than WWF - they're not faking it:
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Originally Posted by hi_im_sean
(Post 1445998)
Those 2 are local. They were at the track with us 2 weekends ago, they run in arca_ex's group, except hes in PS4 and is about 5 seconds faster.
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Originally Posted by hi_im_sean
(Post 1445998)
Those 2 are local. They were at the track with us 2 weekends ago, they run in arca_ex's group, except hes in PS4 and is about 5 seconds faster.
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Originally Posted by hi_im_sean
(Post 1445998)
Those 2 are local. They were at the track with us 2 weekends ago, they run in arca_ex's group, except hes in PS4 and is about 5 seconds faster.
Originally Posted by B6Tfastiva
(Post 1446173)
I drove that 2 around Inde a couple months ago lol. They have a couple festivas also.
Yeah... the red Miata is in the class above me but runs way off the pace. There's usually nobody else in that class which is why she up classes the car to get uncontested first place trophies and collect season points for the "Overall Points Championship". Funny thing is that she crashed that Festiva in the middle at Turn 1 on after the green flag in a qualifying race at the last event, didn't look salvageable to me. She is usually nice so I don't mind her, but at the last event she also accused me of cheating since my car is faster in a straight line than the red Miata and I was able to lap her in pretty much every 20 minute sprint race we had. I've never really bitched about it in a public space until now but I don't take being called a cheater very lightly. I was going to explain that the red Miata is very under prepped, that I have 10MPH more corner exit speed onto the straight, and that having no hard top and that jungle gym cage is a huge contributor to aero drag but held my tongue since I figured it would be lost on her. /rant |
Meanwhile, the red RX-7 passes both of you just on power with less corner exit speed.....
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Yeah I saw the in car video and pics of that. It looks pretty bad but I think they're gonna try to straighten it out. They're doing a festiva track day in February and I'm planning on driving mine out there.
https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...23b5a0a2ff.jpg Sad to hear that they seem nice from the little time I've spent around them. :dunno: |
Originally Posted by Joe Perez
(Post 1444590)
Sightings from CLT airport. Don't be this guy:
https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...2b970464a8.png |
Originally Posted by B6Tfastiva
(Post 1446251)
Yeah I saw the in car video and pics of that. It looks pretty bad but I think they're gonna try to straighten it out. They're doing a festiva track day in February and I'm planning on driving mine out there.
Sad to hear that they seem nice from the little time I've spent around them. :dunno: |
Easily the funniest "out of office" auto-reply I've received this week.
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