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Joe Perez 10-09-2017 12:11 AM

Sightings from CLT airport. Don't be this guy:


https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...2b970464a8.png

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...96d0d40892.png


Seriously, like half the population of the Carolinas are this guy. We don't need any more. Just stop.

thirdgen 10-09-2017 02:26 AM

That guy gets more ass than a toilet seat.

shuiend 10-09-2017 07:43 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1444590)
Sightings from CLT airport. Don't be this guy:


https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...2b970464a8.png

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...96d0d40892.png


Seriously, like half the population of the Carolinas are this guy. We don't need any more. Just stop.

Joe,

Secretly taking pictures of a fat guy's legs is a microagression. We are going to need you to read 3 communist manifesto's, 2 Unsafe at Any speed's, and 1 What Happened. Then go to the safe space and reflect upon the physical and mental anguish you have caused.

Sincerely

SJW

https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...9abc6aee82.jpg

Joe Perez 10-09-2017 09:25 AM

:likecat: awarded for funny.


This was in a meeting room in a hotel I stayed at recently:


https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...1c6f7e246f.png


They need a whole study to figure out why people reject Hyundai, and with the sort of people who have the time to participate in studies in hotel meeting rooms on a weekday, no less? I could have saved them a lot of time and money...

mitymazda 10-09-2017 09:51 AM

Is it cause he's the guy pulling carpet out of his street Miata for weight savings?....
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1444590)
Sightings from CLT airport. Don't be this guy:


https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...2b970464a8.png

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...96d0d40892.png


Seriously, like half the population of the Carolinas are this guy. We don't need any more. Just stop.




Or is it the kankle socks?

sixshooter 10-09-2017 10:19 AM

I'm going to step out on a limb and guess there is at least one food item in the pack.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/...20110715165100

m2cupcar 10-09-2017 02:02 PM

from my kid's typing program:

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...10a2417835.png

m2cupcar 10-09-2017 02:14 PM

https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...4e8f8dbdf6.jpg

rleete 10-10-2017 01:08 PM

https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...82e1266320.jpg

mitymazda 10-10-2017 01:46 PM

https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...7f4c3255ac.jpg

92dx 10-10-2017 07:50 PM

Coincidence..?

I think not.



https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...5c76b35c67.jpg

Joe Perez 10-10-2017 07:51 PM

Plumbing codes in Asheville, North Carolina are not strict.

https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...ca0ebe6008.png

bahurd 10-10-2017 08:56 PM

I’ll bet that “craftsman” was proud of that job...

good2go 10-10-2017 11:05 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1445018)
Plumbing codes in Asheville, North Carolina are not strict.

[IMG]sad plumbing cluster fuck[/IMG]

https://media.tenor.com/images/a18a9...0b64/tenor.gif

I thought you were out of NC. :confused:

sixshooter 10-11-2017 12:33 AM

He's visiting a nurse.

https://s3.amazonaws.com/metvnetwork...-klinger_3.jpg

mitymazda 10-11-2017 02:03 AM

https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...e317cef205.png

Originally Posted by 92dx (Post 1445017)


Girz0r 10-11-2017 11:58 AM

:party:

click to play


mitymazda 10-12-2017 08:41 AM

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...5f23326656.png
Be careful out the folks, they are letting the idiots drive

z31maniac 10-12-2017 09:00 AM

I posit again, that worldwide nuclear war wouldn't be a bad thing for the planet.

bahurd 10-12-2017 09:42 AM


Originally Posted by z31maniac (Post 1445312)
I posit again, that worldwide nuclear war wouldn't be a bad thing for the planet.

The cockroaches would love it. The rest of us not so much...

Obligatory pic.


https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...edcddc78cc.jpg

mitymazda 10-12-2017 09:42 AM

I get where your coming from, but who would feed the cats?
​​​​​​​https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...bdc70e7c99.jpg

samnavy 10-12-2017 09:44 AM

^Maybe just a couple months of a slow-moving zombie invasion that only targets major cities?

Only the cool kids will know where this picture comes from.
https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...35fb539dc6.jpg

mitymazda 10-12-2017 09:52 AM

https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...df568a39d6.jpg
Before my time, but he didn't make it right?

samnavy 10-12-2017 09:55 AM

POST #6000 for this guy!!!

I can think of no more fitting a topic than to link this video for my 6,000th post.

mitymazda 10-12-2017 09:57 AM

I bet if it was a rocket powered Miata it could have done it.... dash rattles aside
​​​​​​​https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...cc8b5da8ac.gif

Roda 10-12-2017 09:59 AM


Originally Posted by samnavy (Post 1445318)
Only the cool kids will know where this picture comes from.

IIRC it had something to do with this:
https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...e75c519ace.png

Edit: samnavy got it in while I was typing.

z31maniac 10-12-2017 10:44 AM


Originally Posted by bahurd (Post 1445315)
The cockroaches would love it. The rest of us not so much...

The earth deserves a do over after the "culture" we have produced.

bahurd 10-12-2017 11:21 AM


Originally Posted by z31maniac (Post 1445330)
The earth deserves a do over after the "culture" we have produced.

There's something mildly ironic about reading that on a forum filled with guys who'd sooner rip out anything mildly connected with "emissions" to get moah power. At least we'd prefer to use up all the E85 to do our part...

But I get your drift.


https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...d27af4419d.jpg

z31maniac 10-12-2017 11:36 AM


Originally Posted by mitymazda (Post 1445316)
I get where your coming from, but who would feed the cats?
https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...bdc70e7c99.jpg

This is a valid point.

rleete 10-12-2017 02:04 PM

https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...0ac352ac85.jpg

samnavy 10-12-2017 04:50 PM

I can't fucking wait for that new Ranger... 3.2l 5cyl diesel... might be the last DD I ever buy.

3.2L Power Stroke Specs & Info

https://www.caranddriver.com/feature...ng-for-feature

Joe Perez 10-12-2017 06:27 PM


Originally Posted by samnavy (Post 1445426)
I can't fucking wait for that new Ranger... 3.2l 5cyl diesel... might be the last DD I ever buy.

You have my deepest sympathies.

samnavy 10-12-2017 08:25 PM

Mr. Perez, I always thought that you and I were in a dead heat... inches... milliseconds... light-seconds... atomic distances only understandable by Al Gore... literally neck and neck for the title of "Smartest Guy on MT.net".

I always felt I had the edge because I made the best decision a man can make and married a nurse.

Your recent extra-curricular activities have me worried that a re-evaluation might be in order... but not if you make posts like that.

https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...d04cef67b4.jpg

aidandj 10-12-2017 08:28 PM

Fiance is graduating nursing school in 2 months. Can confirm. Good decision.

Mobius 10-13-2017 12:45 AM

Can't argue against Joe Perez being in contention for smartest person on mt.net.

Also can't argue against the logic of marrying a nurse. It is sound. All arguments put forth in support are true. They can find employment anywhere for the foreseeable future.

I'm a reasonably smart guy. I'll not put myself head to head against Joe for smartness, but probably the smartest thing I've ever done was marry a doctor.

triple88a 10-13-2017 02:10 AM

not sure if this belongs here or in the cop thread.

click to play


Midtenn 10-13-2017 05:54 PM

Married to a nurse turned nurse practitioner. All the nurse benefits with better pay than me!

mitymazda 10-13-2017 10:06 PM

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...8f607a1338.jpg

Dann0 10-13-2017 11:37 PM


Originally Posted by triple88a (Post 1445512)
not sure if this belongs here or in the cop thread.

click to play


Funny, but not a cop and not real. This is infamous Youtube personality Patty Mayo, who likes to play dress-up and pretend to be a bail bondsman. He's come under fire a lot for faking his content, but still filming in public and waving around real guns.

thirdgen 10-14-2017 12:15 AM

Ran into an ex girlfriend from way back today.
Then this song played in my head the rest of the day.

Braineack 10-16-2017 10:05 AM

Facebook Post

Braineack 10-16-2017 10:51 AM

the door at 1:30

Facebook Post

Joe Perez 10-16-2017 11:59 AM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 1445906)

Being named "White" is a micro - aggression. I'm offended by that video.

concealer404 10-16-2017 12:09 PM


Originally Posted by samnavy (Post 1445322)
POST #6000 for this guy!!!

I can think of no more fitting a topic than to link this video for my 6,000th post.

About 20 minutes from where i grew up. Massena is a pretty dull and uninteresting place. As i get older.... i miss it.

Art 10-16-2017 03:59 PM

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sixshooter 10-16-2017 04:43 PM

https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-lAtzKytYZ...s640/herwg.JPG

sixshooter 10-16-2017 04:53 PM

Paging Lars
@shuiend

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...845a1207ee.jpg

hi_im_sean 10-16-2017 06:52 PM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 1445974)


Those 2 are local. They were at the track with us 2 weekends ago, they run in arca_ex's group, except hes in PS4 and is about 5 seconds faster.

sixshooter 10-16-2017 08:47 PM

Lars had a Mazda 2 that color

Joe Perez 10-16-2017 09:32 PM

https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...2a0e7b2877.png

Joe Perez 10-16-2017 09:59 PM

Random photos:

https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...773a32748d.png

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...3a0dcc5e81.png

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...4f0fd85af4.png

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https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...812bc9838b.png

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...fedaf5735c.png

https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...c7eb65a792.png

https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...ccaaf8ef6f.png

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...f10cfeb13e.png

https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...ba6aff0c25.png

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...00d6d138c3.png

https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...3b0b47fce4.png

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...66bfbd6e5b.png

https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...4d5ae2ed44.png

m2cupcar 10-17-2017 10:15 AM

Better than WWF - they're not faking it:

B6Tfastiva 10-17-2017 01:00 PM


Originally Posted by hi_im_sean (Post 1445998)
Those 2 are local. They were at the track with us 2 weekends ago, they run in arca_ex's group, except hes in PS4 and is about 5 seconds faster.

I drove that 2 around Inde a couple months ago lol. They have a couple festivas also.
https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...a4daa4be4e.jpg

hi_im_sean 10-17-2017 01:50 PM


Originally Posted by hi_im_sean (Post 1445998)
Those 2 are local. They were at the track with us 2 weekends ago, they run in arca_ex's group, except hes in PS4 and is about 5 seconds faster.

@Arca_ex

Arca_ex 10-17-2017 02:00 PM


Originally Posted by hi_im_sean (Post 1445998)
Those 2 are local. They were at the track with us 2 weekends ago, they run in arca_ex's group, except hes in PS4 and is about 5 seconds faster.


Originally Posted by B6Tfastiva (Post 1446173)
I drove that 2 around Inde a couple months ago lol. They have a couple festivas also.


Yeah... the red Miata is in the class above me but runs way off the pace. There's usually nobody else in that class which is why she up classes the car to get uncontested first place trophies and collect season points for the "Overall Points Championship".

Funny thing is that she crashed that Festiva in the middle at Turn 1 on after the green flag in a qualifying race at the last event, didn't look salvageable to me. She is usually nice so I don't mind her, but at the last event she also accused me of cheating since my car is faster in a straight line than the red Miata and I was able to lap her in pretty much every 20 minute sprint race we had. I've never really bitched about it in a public space until now but I don't take being called a cheater very lightly. I was going to explain that the red Miata is very under prepped, that I have 10MPH more corner exit speed onto the straight, and that having no hard top and that jungle gym cage is a huge contributor to aero drag but held my tongue since I figured it would be lost on her.

/rant

hi_im_sean 10-17-2017 03:00 PM

Meanwhile, the red RX-7 passes both of you just on power with less corner exit speed.....


https://i0.wp.com/arizonaautoscene.c...0/IMG_2314.jpg

B6Tfastiva 10-17-2017 04:29 PM

Yeah I saw the in car video and pics of that. It looks pretty bad but I think they're gonna try to straighten it out. They're doing a festiva track day in February and I'm planning on driving mine out there.

https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...23b5a0a2ff.jpg


Sad to hear that they seem nice from the little time I've spent around them. :dunno:

Dann0 10-17-2017 06:29 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1444590)
Sightings from CLT airport. Don't be this guy:


https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...2b970464a8.png

https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...8d592e1d92.jpg

Arca_ex 10-17-2017 07:32 PM


Originally Posted by B6Tfastiva (Post 1446251)
Yeah I saw the in car video and pics of that. It looks pretty bad but I think they're gonna try to straighten it out. They're doing a festiva track day in February and I'm planning on driving mine out there.

Sad to hear that they seem nice from the little time I've spent around them. :dunno:

Would be interesting to see the video from that angle. In my video it looks like she just drove straight into the Firebird and caused a chain reaction.

Joe Perez 10-17-2017 08:54 PM

Easily the funniest "out of office" auto-reply I've received this week.


https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...cac9def757.png


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